Banana Dictatorship Banker
@bananadictatorship.bsky.social
Emerging markets, import/export, tax efficiency strategies, FTC merger approval analysis, a little this and that
Real life and Q Anon are converging at an alarming rate
Rush Hour being quietly the most cursed franchise
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Real life and Q Anon are converging at an alarming rate
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It's like the vibe shift in the middle of Goodfellas after the Lufthansa heist. The momentum, excitement, glitz and glamor, etc. are no longer on their side, now it's trying to control the infighting, jealousies, competing visions and interests, key people slipping up and not following orders, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's like the vibe shift in the middle of Goodfellas after the Lufthansa heist. The momentum, excitement, glitz and glamor, etc. are no longer on their side, now it's trying to control the infighting, jealousies, competing visions and interests, key people slipping up and not following orders, etc.
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How dare you accuse us of being Enron. We're Bear Stearns.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
How dare you accuse us of being Enron. We're Bear Stearns.
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part of my pitch for future democratic military policy is "we should crush the special forces and double crush the seals specifically"
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
They're routing this through SOCOM ppl who have traditionally been used for assassinations abroad, presumably including occasional black ops on the high seas.
I’m surprised that the military has been so willing to break the law here.
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
part of my pitch for future democratic military policy is "we should crush the special forces and double crush the seals specifically"
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
they contribute little-to-nothing valuable to american defense and are riddled with war crimes and also just regular crimes
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planned economy but it's just the president dictating what he wants to see on his television
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
planned economy but it's just the president dictating what he wants to see on his television
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Honestly I also struggle to care much about Trump calling for democratic politicians to be hanged for seditious treason. They’re the ones who haven’t treated him like a serious threat to our constitution and our country. This was the inevitable consequence.
Of all the things I care little about right now, it’s Trump being mean to journalists. I’m more worried about poor immigrants being abducted and tortured than a DC journalist who got called names. Sorry journalists. Your colleagues have put you all in a position of deserving little of our sympathy.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Honestly I also struggle to care much about Trump calling for democratic politicians to be hanged for seditious treason. They’re the ones who haven’t treated him like a serious threat to our constitution and our country. This was the inevitable consequence.
Donald Trump and Stephen Miller are responsible for the current of racism and hostility to all Latinos in America today. From people scowling whenever anyone speaks Spanish in public, to the Indiana man who shot a Latina housekeeper who came to clean his neighbor’s house. These are all connected.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Donald Trump and Stephen Miller are responsible for the current of racism and hostility to all Latinos in America today. From people scowling whenever anyone speaks Spanish in public, to the Indiana man who shot a Latina housekeeper who came to clean his neighbor’s house. These are all connected.
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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one thing I am pretty convinced of is that the sons of the aristocracy that in another era might have been limousine liberals or Rockefeller Republicans or even Mitts Romney are now mostly fash
Nalin Haley: "It's irresponsible to have legal immigration."
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
one thing I am pretty convinced of is that the sons of the aristocracy that in another era might have been limousine liberals or Rockefeller Republicans or even Mitts Romney are now mostly fash
Of all the things I care little about right now, it’s Trump being mean to journalists. I’m more worried about poor immigrants being abducted and tortured than a DC journalist who got called names. Sorry journalists. Your colleagues have put you all in a position of deserving little of our sympathy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Of all the things I care little about right now, it’s Trump being mean to journalists. I’m more worried about poor immigrants being abducted and tortured than a DC journalist who got called names. Sorry journalists. Your colleagues have put you all in a position of deserving little of our sympathy.
I think it’s time for some serious antitrust enforcement for the car dealer monopolists
If you're interested in telling the folks at Hendrick Motors what you think about their multimillion dollar no-bid contract supplying CBP/ICE with vehicles, there will be protests at their HQ 4-5pm today, Thursday, and Friday. 6000 Monroe Rd, park at the Aldi across the street.
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think it’s time for some serious antitrust enforcement for the car dealer monopolists
I genuinely believe this is happening. Sexual crimes, rape, human trafficking. All of these are a short stone’s throw away from the complete dehumanization of immigrants by Trump and ICE/CBP
Which might include the fact they're trafficking the kids being taken in their beastly raids.
Just look at the ICE-hole in Minnesota they just arrested.
Just look at the ICE-hole in Minnesota they just arrested.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I genuinely believe this is happening. Sexual crimes, rape, human trafficking. All of these are a short stone’s throw away from the complete dehumanization of immigrants by Trump and ICE/CBP
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Just think about this. Within the matter of a week we have gone from trying to get one single vote to allow Congress to release the Epstein files.
Now we most likely have unanimous consent.
Politics can change on a dime at any time. Never give up.
This is just the beginning.
Now we most likely have unanimous consent.
Politics can change on a dime at any time. Never give up.
This is just the beginning.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just think about this. Within the matter of a week we have gone from trying to get one single vote to allow Congress to release the Epstein files.
Now we most likely have unanimous consent.
Politics can change on a dime at any time. Never give up.
This is just the beginning.
Now we most likely have unanimous consent.
Politics can change on a dime at any time. Never give up.
This is just the beginning.
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hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hey what if i use a machine that can't do math to help with my taxes
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Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails via BCS journalism treasure @rustysurette.bsky.social
www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...
www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...
Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails
Noella Turnage was fired from her job at the prison last week. On Monday, she sat down with KBTX’s Rusty Surette
www.kbtx.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fired Bryan federal prison nurse says Ghislaine Maxwell is receiving special treatment — and she has the emails via BCS journalism treasure @rustysurette.bsky.social
www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...
www.kbtx.com/2025/11/18/f...
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In case you missed it - a pardoned J6er has been charged with sex crimes against two children. According to police, he told one victim they could receive a share of the $10 million in J6 reparations he claimed he would be receiving.
Pardoned Capitol Rioter Tried to Hush Child Sex Victim With Promise of Jan. 6 Reparation Money, Police Say
Pardoned Capitol rioter Andrew Johnson tried to keep a child sex abuse victim quiet with claimed $10 million Jan. 6 reparations, police say.
theintercept.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In case you missed it - a pardoned J6er has been charged with sex crimes against two children. According to police, he told one victim they could receive a share of the $10 million in J6 reparations he claimed he would be receiving.
Had a dream last night that JD Vance visited the White House east wing demolition wearing this
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Had a dream last night that JD Vance visited the White House east wing demolition wearing this
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"I'm cheating on Ryan Lizza," the third note said. Stunned, I checked my ID. That was my name, I realized. And then, another realization: this note hadn't been intended for me.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"I'm cheating on Ryan Lizza," the third note said. Stunned, I checked my ID. That was my name, I realized. And then, another realization: this note hadn't been intended for me.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”
He will continue teaching.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.
Got it.
Got it.
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Looking to finish what they started.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Looking to finish what they started.
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"sympathy for some of the GOP's voters but contempt for their elected and appointed leaders" is the proper position for dem electeds, and instead we get "sympathy for GOP elected and appointed leaders, but contempt for ~Dem~ voters" it's truly insane fuck all these assholes
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"sympathy for some of the GOP's voters but contempt for their elected and appointed leaders" is the proper position for dem electeds, and instead we get "sympathy for GOP elected and appointed leaders, but contempt for ~Dem~ voters" it's truly insane fuck all these assholes
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This is, quite literally, the concluding chapter from years of vice signaling as politics. There is no better evidence for how putting Trump, a charlatan and moral void, at the center of our politics for a decade has resulted in the literal rotting of the soul and character this nation.
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
This is, quite literally, the concluding chapter from years of vice signaling as politics. There is no better evidence for how putting Trump, a charlatan and moral void, at the center of our politics for a decade has resulted in the literal rotting of the soul and character this nation.
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MEESA PROUD TO BE ACCEPTIN THE NOMINATION OF DE GREEN PARTY FOR PRESIDENT OF THESE-A UNITED STATES
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
MEESA PROUD TO BE ACCEPTIN THE NOMINATION OF DE GREEN PARTY FOR PRESIDENT OF THESE-A UNITED STATES