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Jen
@baloneyandcereal.bsky.social
Don’t, like, go out of your way to fuck up but also don’t strain yourself to be perfect.
West Chester, PA
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Want to feel ancient?

Their oldest kid is 15 now.
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Game day 😈
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Pre-Sale Tickets FOR BOSTON, DC, NYC & PHILLY go on sale WEDNESDAY 10 AM EST (Use Promo Code BONKERS)
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September 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Fancy an Autumn date on the East Coast with us? Well we are officially announcing that we are doing a live show in NY on Nov 7 and in Philly on Nov 8. Our little website hdtgm.com has links et all. LOVE YOU
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Tonight is the night 😈
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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It’s time ⏳⌛️😈
September 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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There’s one right answer to “when does Halloween season start,” and the answer is August 18th.
August 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Two recent books have sent me into a midlife existential crisis spiral. But that spiral is making me plan an April trip to Japan and start a One Good Thing journal so, like, yay?
July 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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One of the biggest problems with the world is that fools are always so sure and certain about everything and intelligent people are so full of doubts and uncertainties.
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The Mission: Impossible movies are just bougie Fast & Furious movies. Fucking ridiculous.
June 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I’ll say it: websites should let you sign in if you got your password wrong but you were still kind of close
May 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Positively giddy that “Pony” is officially part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
May 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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woman in line at CVS pharmacy tried to engage me in her vaccine conspiracy theories and I just politely nodded and took Keanu's advice
April 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Wanna witness a murder?
look, Bill Burr has a point
April 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Really don’t get how restaurants mess up Ice Cream Sandwiches. Just had an ice sandwich that was coated in caramel with what seemed to be a gold leaf on it. There are only two options don’t stray from these.
March 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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It’s truly amazing how almost all of the bad ideas anyone has ever had about how to organize American society are all getting tried out at the same time
March 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Current status: Not OK. I’m caught up in Part 2, my heart hurts, but I have to work now. @keithrosson.bsky.social you bastard.
March 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Well caring deeply about politics turned out to be a mistake. Time to instead become emotionally invested in a field where I’ll never be let down: sports
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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The Dark Web Memes really doing A+ work
March 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Babies are so dumb they try to use magazines like ipads. Yeah all 72 pages of that issue of Time are touch screens. It cost $36,000. Idiot.
February 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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FEVER HOUSE hardcovers are long out of print.

I'm gonna be offering signed/personalized hardcover copies available for US folks here real soon, so keep your eyes peeled!
February 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Thank you, Ravens Flock
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM