Rachel
@badachie.bsky.social
🗳️Just your friendly neighborhood election official. She/her 🦩
Reposted by Rachel
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
Reposted by Rachel
i desperately want everyone involved in the destruction of USAID to have to, st the very least, answer to the american people for the suffering and misery they have caused apnews.com/article/myan...
Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.
apnews.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i desperately want everyone involved in the destruction of USAID to have to, st the very least, answer to the american people for the suffering and misery they have caused apnews.com/article/myan...
Reposted by Rachel
i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny
My kid drove off with her keys in the house once. Discovered she didn't have them with her after she made a stop for coffee.
Today I learned, through an unfortunate chain of events, that it’s possible to start a car with the keys on the roof, have the keys stay on the roof for five miles, ask “what’s that clunk” as they fall off, continue for a further 20 miles, then find you can’t lock your car and it won’t restart.
August 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My kid drove off with her keys in the house once. Discovered she didn't have them with her after she made a stop for coffee.
Reposted by Rachel
Happy anniversary to all who celebrate #SimplerTimes #PresidentialScandal
August 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Happy anniversary to all who celebrate #SimplerTimes #PresidentialScandal
Reposted by Rachel
Greg Abbott has ordered the Texas Rangers to investigate the missing Democratic lawmakers. Call me crazy but this seems beyond the scope of what a baseball team should be tasked with.
August 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Greg Abbott has ordered the Texas Rangers to investigate the missing Democratic lawmakers. Call me crazy but this seems beyond the scope of what a baseball team should be tasked with.
Reposted by Rachel
Sorry, no: Lawyers who defend stripping birthright citizenship from 150,000 infants a year deserve to have that held against them. Forever.
We should shame every lawyer who defends this egregiously unconstitutional cruelty. They are a stain on the legal profession.
We should shame every lawyer who defends this egregiously unconstitutional cruelty. They are a stain on the legal profession.
She co-wrote an amicus brief for Tennessee as an employee of the state. It's not like she's on the forefront of the issue. Attorneys shouldn't be penalized for zealously advocating the position of a client. What should be held against her is everything else she's done. afj.org/nominee/whit...
Whitney Hermandorfer - Alliance for Justice
afj.org
July 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sorry, no: Lawyers who defend stripping birthright citizenship from 150,000 infants a year deserve to have that held against them. Forever.
We should shame every lawyer who defends this egregiously unconstitutional cruelty. They are a stain on the legal profession.
We should shame every lawyer who defends this egregiously unconstitutional cruelty. They are a stain on the legal profession.
Why does the MLB app suck so fucking much?
June 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Why does the MLB app suck so fucking much?
Reposted by Rachel
I keep thinking “WOKE MARXIST POPE” to the tune of Pink Pony Club
May 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I keep thinking “WOKE MARXIST POPE” to the tune of Pink Pony Club
Reposted by Rachel
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
Reposted by Rachel
Reposted by Rachel
NBC somehow found a Chicagoan in St. Peter’s Square, who happily proclaimed “we’re not the Second City anymore.”
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
NBC somehow found a Chicagoan in St. Peter’s Square, who happily proclaimed “we’re not the Second City anymore.”
Reposted by Rachel
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
Reposted by Rachel
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
Reposted by Rachel
*superfans voice* DA PRAYERS
The new Pope is an American (from Chicago), Robert Francis Prevost
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
*superfans voice* DA PRAYERS
Reposted by Rachel
I don't want to see any hot takes about Tony Evers' veto unless you know the history of the partial veto in Wisconsin. pbswisconsin.org/news-item/th...
The Story Of Wisconsin's Singular Partial Veto
Near the end of 2018, then Gov. Scott Walker publicly offered his rationale for signing Republican-backed bills passed in a lame-duck session of the Wisconsin Legislature that would constrain the ...
pbswisconsin.org
April 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don't want to see any hot takes about Tony Evers' veto unless you know the history of the partial veto in Wisconsin. pbswisconsin.org/news-item/th...
Reposted by Rachel
Today’s a good day to remember that outdoor tornado sirens are NOT meant to be heard indoors.
This is why it’s important to have a way to receive alerts on your phone (a weather radio works great too!)
FEMA’s app, along with local tv station weather apps, will send you warnings.
This is why it’s important to have a way to receive alerts on your phone (a weather radio works great too!)
FEMA’s app, along with local tv station weather apps, will send you warnings.
April 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Today’s a good day to remember that outdoor tornado sirens are NOT meant to be heard indoors.
This is why it’s important to have a way to receive alerts on your phone (a weather radio works great too!)
FEMA’s app, along with local tv station weather apps, will send you warnings.
This is why it’s important to have a way to receive alerts on your phone (a weather radio works great too!)
FEMA’s app, along with local tv station weather apps, will send you warnings.
Reposted by Rachel
Roughly 98 percent of U.S. voters used paper ballots in 2024.
NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT.
They're just making shit up to create an argument to further restrict and attempt to control our election systems.
NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT.
They're just making shit up to create an argument to further restrict and attempt to control our election systems.
Tulsi Gabbard: "Electronic voting systems have been vulnerable to hackers for a very long time and vulnerable to exploitation to manipulate the results of the votes being cast, which further drives forward your mandate to bring about paper ballots across the country."
April 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Roughly 98 percent of U.S. voters used paper ballots in 2024.
NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT.
They're just making shit up to create an argument to further restrict and attempt to control our election systems.
NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT.
They're just making shit up to create an argument to further restrict and attempt to control our election systems.
Reposted by Rachel
REMINDER: Wisconsin has same-day voter registration.
So, if you haven’t registered or recently moved or anything like that, you can register at your polling place (with ID and proof of residence) TODAY.
Every state should do this. It’s great that Wisconsin does this. Go vote.
So, if you haven’t registered or recently moved or anything like that, you can register at your polling place (with ID and proof of residence) TODAY.
Every state should do this. It’s great that Wisconsin does this. Go vote.
April 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
REMINDER: Wisconsin has same-day voter registration.
So, if you haven’t registered or recently moved or anything like that, you can register at your polling place (with ID and proof of residence) TODAY.
Every state should do this. It’s great that Wisconsin does this. Go vote.
So, if you haven’t registered or recently moved or anything like that, you can register at your polling place (with ID and proof of residence) TODAY.
Every state should do this. It’s great that Wisconsin does this. Go vote.
It's Election Day in Wisconsin (yes, again) and the polls are now open. Find your polling place and sample ballot at myvote.wi.gov.
Home
myvote.wi.gov
April 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It's Election Day in Wisconsin (yes, again) and the polls are now open. Find your polling place and sample ballot at myvote.wi.gov.
Random assignments are entertaining
March 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Random assignments are entertaining