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May the December 25th be with you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
May the December 25th be with you.
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But not every circle is a square.
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
But not every circle is a square.
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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I don't remember Sting singing about this
August 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I don't remember Sting singing about this
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I was happy to save this from being thrown out a few weeks back. Crazy issue
May 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was happy to save this from being thrown out a few weeks back. Crazy issue
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one question i have: who is milking the oats?
April 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
one question i have: who is milking the oats?
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New England right now
February 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
New England right now
If you’re eating chips and salsa and all you have left is the little chips at the bottom of the bag, you can put them in a bowl and dump the salsa on top of them and eat like cereal.
February 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you’re eating chips and salsa and all you have left is the little chips at the bottom of the bag, you can put them in a bowl and dump the salsa on top of them and eat like cereal.
I just thought of the funniest thing ever and I have to tell everyone:
Bat milk.
Bat milk.
February 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I just thought of the funniest thing ever and I have to tell everyone:
Bat milk.
Bat milk.
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Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
January 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving
Marilyn Manson: You’re fired
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Them: Wow you cook every meal that's so healthy
Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
January 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Them: Wow you cook every meal that's so healthy
Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
Me, making eight gallons of chili: Yeah it's really a form of self-care you know
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IT IS 2027!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
January 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
IT IS 2027!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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just blurted out in class "yes, you have to cite where you got your info. in a world in which lying loudly is the only thing that seems to get rewarded, citing your sources is an act of resistance" and folks, I really believe that.
December 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
just blurted out in class "yes, you have to cite where you got your info. in a world in which lying loudly is the only thing that seems to get rewarded, citing your sources is an act of resistance" and folks, I really believe that.
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my dog does not give two shits when i do a biiig stretch
December 5, 2024 at 7:27 PM
my dog does not give two shits when i do a biiig stretch
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
The “discover” feed now thinks that I like chicken related content.
November 25, 2024 at 12:11 AM
The “discover” feed now thinks that I like chicken related content.