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Man: Say! You're Peter Parker, aren't you? Peter Parker points to himself with his fun, frowning and yells: "Un-Fortunately!" Panel from Web of Spider-Man #11 (1986)
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The Spectacular Spider-Man 112 (Dec 17 1985)

Cover Art by Kyle Baker
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Spider-Man raises his fists and jumps towards Mephisto, who is sat on a stone throne surrounded by smoke
December 23, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Detective points to a note on an unconscious Electro who is being carried away by the police
December 25, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Spider-Man web swings holding Wolverine in one arm
December 27, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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Spider-Man stands halfway through a window. In the foreground Johnny Storm holds up his hand
December 24, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Stan Lee leans against a windowsill dramatically and holds a hand close to his face with closed eyes, his mouth open wide and an expression as if he is performing a Shakespearean soliloquy. To his left Larry Lieber is on his knees with his hands on his head. Stan: That's the ANSWER! Doom TRAPS Spidey with an ATOM BOMB - - hidden in a CASHEW NUT! Larry Lieber: Why didn't I think of that? Stan: Oh, the awesome ANGUISH of it all! Panel from Amazing Spider-Man Annual #5 (1968)
December 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Spider-Man hugs his chest as he walks through thick snow. Behind him is an ambulance and a truck, and snow continues to fall. SM: "At least you got me closer" Spider-Man is hit in the headand shoulder by a snowball from off panel. He hears laughter and turns to see The Hobgoblin, who continues to throw snowballs at him while laughing. Spidey is hit in the head again, before being surrounded by Rhino, Vulture, the Lizard, Sandman and Doc Ock, who all hold snowballs to throw and laugh. Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #700.2 (2013)
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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A group of onlookers standing on street level point up, glower and shout towards Spider-Man, who is on a building ledge. Spider-Man is hunched over and dizzy. Man 1: Hey! Look up THERE! Perched on the ledge. SPIDER-MAN! Man 2: I hope da bum JUMPS! Man 3: Yeah! Gowan an' JUMP, clown! Woman: Is that menace STILL loose? Crowd in unison: Jump! Jump! JUMP! Spider-Man (quietly): Yeah... Merry Christmas to you, too! But if it's OKAY, I'd rather just go home! Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #3 (1976)
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Spider-Man holds two heavy money bags in each hand. They have a US dollar symbol on them. Panel from Untold Tales of Spider-Man #7 (1996)
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Spider-Man stands over an unconscious Santa Claus with his hand to his head. A shocked woman in an elf outfit looks in shock while a group of children cry and point. Child 1: You killed him! Child 2: Spider-San killed Santa! Panel from Spider-Man’s Tangled Web #21 (2002)
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Spider-Man holds a poorly written note that reads: Dear Spyderman This guy helpd me. but becuz he did kingpin mite wanto kill him. Help him and his kids. You owe me wun. I saved yer life in the bank. Rhino Spider-Man thinks “Saved my life—?!” Panel from Deadly Foes of Spider-Man #4 (1991)
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Spider-Man (Miles Morales) in his vibranium suit, strikes a (Kamen Rider?) pose with one raised hand, a raised knee and a clenched fist. He is watched by Maystorm, wearing lightning bolt earrings. Maystorm [translated from Japanese]: What the --? Miles: Tokusatsu! Maystorm: Huh? Oh wait... I get it! Panel from Ultimate Spider-Man: Incursion #4 (2025)
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Sandman scowls at Spider-Man who is stood to his right. Sandman is... a big ball shape. Sandman: Then don't waste any time explainin' your PLAN! I put MY butt where the FIREWORKS are, right? Spider-Man: Well... Panel from Marvel Team-Up #3 (1997)
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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In a dimly lit room, The Thing and Spider-Man sit at a table drinking mugs of coffee. Spider-Man's mask is pulled up above his nose, and Ben's mug is The Thing-sized. Narration: Two cups of caffeine and a 'doozey of a story' later... Ben: Spidey... that's the CRAZIEST story I ever heard. What have you been SMOKING, kid? Old tennis shoes? Panel from Marvel Two-In-One Annual #2 (1977)
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The Kingpin pulls himself up from the floor, his gigantic fist clenched. He is surrounded by machinery. Spider-Man watches in the foreground. Kingpin: -- The police! Spider-Man: The Police? Don't make me laugh! Panel from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #100 (1984)
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Our Weird Lore BS episode on Stegron the Dinosaur Man
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December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A woman with a horrified expression holds her hand over her mouth. "HRRRKK! Oh god -- What -- What'd you do?" Mysterio: It -- It wasn't me. Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #1 (2018)
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Spider-Man watches Nightcrawler eat a slice of pepperoni pizza in silence. Panel from Uncanny Spider-Man #1 (2023)
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Spider-Man frowns and hunches over with his arms crossed tightly. He is in a snow-topped alley and his breath is misting in the air. "Come on, man. It's cold!" Panel from Amazing Spider-Man: Extra #2 (2008)
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Peter Parker glumly walks down the street in the pouring rain, kicking a can along the sidewalk with his hands in his jean pockets. He thinks "Y'know... Just ONCE I'd like to have a HAPPY ENDING..." Panel from Web of Spider-Man #5 (1985)
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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A shadowy and demented looking Uncle Ben grins and frowns. Uncle Ben: And you didn't really think you could fool your old Uncle Ben, did you, lad? Panel from Spider-Man/Dr. Strange: The Way To Dusty Death (1992)
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Panel of Miles Morales with thought narration edited to say “I can’t meme”
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Spider-Man sits on the ledge outside J Jonah Jameson's office. JJ raises a poker around while behind his desk. JJ: SPIDER-MAN! You're in this, TOO! I should have KNOWN you'd be in cahoots with that KILLER! Spider-Man: Oh, for Pete's SAKE, Jonah -- Spider-Man turns to face Jonah through the shattered window. He holds a webline with both hands connected to the bound wrists of the new (red) Vulture who is mid-air behind him. Spider-Man: --Don't you EVER get tired of being YOU? And stop waving that FIREPLACE POKER around before you put an EYE out! Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #623 (2010)
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Miles Morales lies on his back staring upwards. His mask is removed but he is still wearing his vibranium costume. Miles (Thinking): I can’t rememeber the last time I had a good night’s sleep. Panel from Ultimate Spider-Man: Incursion #4 (2025)
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Two cops walk side by side. Cop 1: Don't DO that? Cop 2: Do what? Cop 1: Call him the Kangaroo. He's not a Kangaroo, he's an idiot. Panel from Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #8 (2012)
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM