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Man: Say! You're Peter Parker, aren't you? Peter Parker points to himself with his fun, frowning and yells: "Un-Fortunately!" Panel from Web of Spider-Man #11 (1986)
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Miles Morales sits on a chair in the X-Men's kitchen, awkwardly staring forward and not making eye contact with anyone. Everyone stands in silence, including, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, Storm, Firestar and Blackheath. Panel from All-New X-Men #34 (2014)
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Spider-Man has his arms cuffed behind his back. He and Hank McCoy (Beast) are held in separate cages with energy bars, suspended high above the ground. Below them are silhouettes of people and a large container of liquid. Spider-Man: HEY! I'M not a mutant - - ! Not that there's anything WRONG with it... Panel from Spider-Man: The Mutant Agenda #3 (1994)
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Peter Parker emphasises his point with his hands: “I was… uh… up to my NECK… in that STICKY MESS, Mary Jane!” Panel from Spidey Super Stories #48 (1980)
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Spider-Man: Y-You’re MISTER FEAR. Spider-Man clenches his fist and headbutts Mr. Fear with a BONK. Mr Fear: AAKK Panel from Web of Spider-Man #63
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Robbie Robertson is smoking a pipe with a pencil in his had working on a new edition of the Daily Bugle. He turns around as Spider-Man crawls through the window behind him. Robbie: SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU STARTED KIDNAPPING LITTLE OLD LADIES? Spider-Man: SINCE WHAT? Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #111 (1972)
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Robbie Robertson emerges from behind the television Aunt May is watching. He is grinning and she is shocked. AUNT MAY: MISTER ROBERTSON! THE EDITOR MY DEAR PETER NORKS FOR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ROBBIE: OH, I FELT LIKE WATCHING SOME TELEVISION WITH YOU, MRS. PARKER. MAY: T-TELEVISION--? Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #185
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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new sickos.jpg dropped
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Man: Say! You're Peter Parker, aren't you? Peter Parker points to himself with his fun, frowning and yells: "Un-Fortunately!" Panel from Web of Spider-Man #11 (1986)
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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one of the funny things about Mysterio in the comics is that he is #1 Most Likely To Fake Dying + Going To Hell but it actually happened to him
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Spider-Man looks to one side and holds his hands up. "That's what I thought. Well... thanks for the dimensional invasion and the awkward emotional moments... but I guess I'm done on this side of The Avengers franchise" Panel from New Avengers vol 2 #7 (2010)
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Grey Hulk looks minimally irritated by Spider-Man stood on his shoulders with his hands grabbing his chin. Spider-Man has the head of a snake. Hulk: -- Aw, no, it's Spider-Man! Hulk (thinking): WHY did HE hafta pick on ME? I always kinda LIKED the little guy! Panel from What If...? #25 (1991)
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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New Sickos meme just dropped
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Televised footage of a close-up of the Green Goblin, looking at the camera with a serious expression. GG: As You know, I can sometimes be a bit of a scalawag -- I'll freely admit to that, of course. But you see, I am not as Bad - or as GREEN -- as I'm painted. I want you all to cast your minds back to an incident between myself and Spider-Man that took place on the Brooklyn Bridge a few years ago... Panel from Peter Parker: Spider-Man #45 (2002)
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Mary Jane, Flash Thompson and another ma look up with concern. MJ’s hands are clasped together as if praying or in shock. Behind them Harry Osborn stands behind a tree smiling. Close up on Harry. He is grinning with a mad look in his eyes. Ha Ha Yes Sicko vibes Flash: AFTER ALL, HE'S GOT ALL OF US ROOTING FOR HIM, DOESN'T HE? Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #127
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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It’s begging for an edit folks
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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J Jonah Jameson with a cigar clenched between his teeth, two fists raised, a grin on his face, leaning out of a window. "SMASH him! Atta boy!" Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #20 (1964)
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Peter Parker stands smiling with his arms around Aunt May and Anna Watson. May: ISN'T THAT DR. BROMWELL THE DEAREST THING? AS YOU WOULD SAY, PETER.- HE'S A REGULAR PUSSYWILLOW! Peter: NO, AUNT MAY! I KEEP TELLING YOU ...THE WORD IS PUSSY CAT! May: BUT I THINK PUSSYWILLOWS ARE MUCH CUTER, DEAR! Peter: OKAY, PRETTY GIRL! IF YOU SAY SO, HE’S A PUSSYWILLOW! Ann: THE MORE MAY SAYS IT, THE MORE IT SOUNDS RIGHT TO ME! Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #49 (1967)
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Adrian Toomes in his green Vulture costume lies defeated on the floor facedown. Spider-Man stands above him and says “THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING WITH THE BAD BOYS!” Panel from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #45 (1980)
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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J Jonah Jameson, his tie and shirt disheveled, sighs with relief and places a hand on his forehead. He is sat on a desk chair with a window behind him showing Manhattan skyscrapers. "A FINE way to treat the next MAYOR!" Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #107 (1971)
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Spider-Man sticks to a lamp pots, handing out umbrellas made from his wedding to pedestrians in the rain. "Just try to make it to work within the hour. And remember, vote "NO JAMESON!" in the next election" Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #593 (2009)
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Spider-Man, underneath a large pink and green circus tent roof, swings towards a giraffe stampeding through a crowd of people kicking up dust. The giraffe has the head of an elephant. Spider-Man (thinking): Plenty of time for congratulating myself later! This job's not over yet! Panel from Spider-Man Magazine Issue #1 (1994)
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Spider-Man in his black costume in a shadowy room. He reaches a hand out towards Curt Connors. Spider-Man: Doc, it's been real. One thing -- if you want to go out for a full-time career in the super-guy biz, lose the lab coat and purple pants, okay? Um, whoops wrong hand - -" A close-up as Curt's regrown Lizard hand reaches out and shakes his. Spider-Man's biceps swell and energy surrounds their hands meeting in a way that reminds me of Dutch and Dillon. Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man #127 (1987)
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Spider-Man leaps away from Carrion, who is reaching for something in his brown satchel. Carrion: You cannot run from death FOREVER, fool! Spider-Man: Why not? I've been avoiding the IRS for years! Panel from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #30 (1979)
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Mary Jane and Peter Parker sit at a table eating. Mary Jane: "Okay, I found Harry's old Green Goblin costume and a bunch of pumpkin bombs. But just 'cause he's got his costume out of storage doesn't mean he's planning to USE it, Peter. Panel from Web of Spider-Man #66 (1990)
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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The Lizard peeks around a corner, his teeth bared and his claws on the door as he emerges from the darkness. "YESSSSSSSSS...!!" Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #312 (1989)
November 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM