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t. naught rides the blue butterfly —
a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
Pinned
sure, it’s a tiny window into my soul. but with ~27 million other windows to choose from, this could put a lot of wear on your telescope mount.
RIP Bill Atkinson

you drew perfectly rounded corners of pixels in the stack of my days, & i’ll always be grateful.

www.wired.com/story/bill-a...
Bill Atkinson, Macintosh Pioneer and Inventor of Hypercard, Dies at 74
Atkinson’s gleeful brilliance helped people draw on computer screens and access information via links.
www.wired.com
June 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
tryna try
May 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Cerberus, when three heads are better than one.
May 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Pining for the 1920s somewhy
“Rebecca was let loose in the White House and walked on a leash outdoors. At times, she could be mischievous and was known to unscrew lightbulbs, open cabinets, and unpot houseplants. She was known to nestle in Coolidge's lap when he sat by the fireplace.”
Rebecca (raccoon) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
“Jesus MacFuck”
appears to be my new diffuse-exasperation swear
May 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
it’s hard to have just one spaghetto
May 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Kintsugi, but instead of gold and pottery it’s cum and a broken heart
May 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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that quantum entanglement when the bus arrives at the current location of space and in the present timeline
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Jeffrey Dahmer's Meal Choices Strain Bounds of Propriety
Strains bounds of propriety?

Strains…bounds…of…proprietary?

Am I having a stroke?

What is happening?
May 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Hotel California is a song about what it’s like to be forced to listen to the song Hotel California
May 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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i made a new starter pack!!! do you guys wanna come over and roast marshmallows? i think someone will need to bring graham crackers but we should be good for chocolate.

💖

go.bsky.app/2ujMRuF
May 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the new whatever
May 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
heading to the dump later.
might try to recruit an executor for my literary estate.
May 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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coffee so dark I need spelunking gear
May 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
live long enough &
almost every date
can mean something.
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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new ideas > ancient regrets
May 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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it's called "craquelure" on inorganic oil paintings, and "rimosity" with areolae upon the living canvases of the rainforest biocathedrals
May 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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It would be cool to not have a conscience for like 48 hours, to feel what that is like
May 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Tainted love is my fav song about teabagging gone wrong
May 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM