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Augustine Merganser Flournoy
@augustinemerganser.bsky.social
This is my birth name; if you know me IRL, i go by something else.
It's not really safe to have a social media bio right now.
Neurodynamic or whatever we're calling ourselves.
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He/They
Trans rights are human rights.
Pinned
I think the "It is Wednesday my dudes" frog should be president
Punishable by a fine means legal if you're rich
A dude giving me an estimate on moving me told me that a super wealthy dude in the area had a zoning permit for one story but built three instead and he just pays the $10k+ in fines to the town every year.

Let that sink in.

Rich people can afford to do whatever they want.

They are not like us.
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Children are a marginalized population, and too many otherwise "woke" people tolerate anti-child bigotry in the form of childfree discourse
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"We should've had an administration that wasn't bound by rules, but one that was on our side, since thar means they would never turn on us"
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I think Matt Gaetz sucks and yet I also think that making him the central villain in a story of a homeless teenage sex worker is missing the point. This is a girl — now a woman — who was so colossally failed at every point that Matt Gaetz himself is almost incidental to the story. Which is not…
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I'm attending a workshop hosted by @techpolicypress.bsky.social tomorrow. They invited me to write a "provocation" about the state of technology and democracy right now.

I think I wrote something appropriately dark and foreboding.

www.techpolicy.press/the-dance-wi...
The Dance with Big Tech is Different under Trump 2.0 | TechPolicy.Press
If we are going to repair democratic institutions, we are going to have to do it ourselves, writes Dave Karpf.
www.techpolicy.press
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Maugustine, the new disaster bi he/they lieutenant stepped on the the promenade of Deep Space Nine....
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm intrigued
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's true: I have never had malaria
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This gin and tonic I'm having right now
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I've been waiting my whole life for this
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Siri set a reminder to give a shit oh wait this is an android
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm mad but you're not wrong
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You need to stop eating cheese right before bed
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Everyone once in a while, I'll be having a pretty good day, then I'll remember that the movie Duce Bigalow Male Gigollo exists
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cooking With Titus Andronicus
Donner Travel Guide.
Lysistrata Sex Therapy
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It looks like you're handling the argument pretty well on your own, so I'll just let you go on.
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What an odd thing to say.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This exactly
Media standards:

1) No Democratic scandal on par with Trump-Epstein, so it’d be biased and unfair to five it much attention.

2) Trump wouldn’t be shamed into resigning and his cult of personality wouldn’t abandon him, so Trump-Epstein wasn’t worth pursuing.

Way too many think that’s journalism.
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I teach teenagers. I find them to be a fascinating population, capable of great insight as well as extreme insolence. But hanging out with them is such an unappealing prospect.
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
False information. Name a hero that doesn't eat crepes.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Minnie Pearl Jam
The Lewis Black Keys
The Betty White Stripes
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We should have never ceded November to "The Holidays." The dominoes will continue to fall and your children will sing "all i want for Christmas" in June.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM