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Axlegrinds
@axlegrinds.bsky.social
he/him - Parasocialite.

Proud papa to the worlds greatest baby - Whippet guy


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My partner was granted an accessible pram which attaches to the front of her wheelchair, enabling her to take our little lad out independently. Makes my eyes well and my cheeks swell with pride to see it. Can't overstate how much this means to her. Its insane how hard she will toil to make this work
*Chris Morris voice*
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Rescued a poor little baba hedgehog from the garden todat. You shouldn't be there little buddy!
October 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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59% of the way there thanks to a very kind shout from @wtyppod.bsky.social.

Can anyone else help? I'm very much in do-or-die territory.
I've been quiet for a while. It's been due to a number of factors, the most prominent of which is poor health.

I need surgery, and I'm stuck in limbo. Please help.

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October 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The main feeling I get from this is that J K Simmons would be an excellent choice to play Alex Jones in an unhinged, deep-dive movie into the psyche of the conspiratorial fascist movement.
how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much
October 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Any comment Wes Streeting? Or will you call the coroner a liar as well?
October 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Okay, just because this has happened multiple times to many different organisations that’s no reason to not store even more sensitive data on private company servers!
BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...
The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare
A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...
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October 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My partner has literal amnesia. What a day.
October 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Could I split it? Like $500k in cash and a mastodonnable brunch with Ja Rule?
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hot tip for anyone looking to experience deep mental anguish. Search 'Tyler Robinson' on twitter and sort by latest. Just waves and waves of the worlds most ignorant people (americans) arguing back and forth whether he is 'one of yours' or 'one of theirs'. Painfully stupid stuff.
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Worth it for the bit where Polanksi calls out Labours entitlement over people voting for them and Ed Balls pulls this face.
September 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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watching Children of Men with some Labour MPs and they keep whispering stuff like "sound policy" and "measured response." a couple of em got uncomfortable at the images of caged refugees but their colleagues calmed them down by saying they'd probably have a different facility for the trans cages
September 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My little sister goes to Germany today for a year for uni. Super proud of her. She lined up a job and everything, making e-learning modules (the little rat).
August 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Come on, man
August 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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is that what i think it is
August 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So, people keep getting annoyed at me for making jokes at their expense?(!)

What the fuck?
August 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The government wants us back in the office because they realised we were regularly accessing the full power of eating leftovers with a fried egg for lunch. They want to make sure only the powers can be can access that much deliciousness.
August 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Plumbing the depths of Facebook, home of the everyday racist reactionary, you see what Starmer's target audience think of him. They despise him. It doesn't matter if he does exactly what they claim to want, its rotten with deranged 40+ divorcees who believe Starmer opened borders to 'boat people'.
Adil Ray: "On asylum seekers in hotels, we're talking about 32,000 people. We're a population of 60+ million.. do you think there's a bit of a disproportionate response here?"

Dan Jarvis: "No.. I completely understand the concerns people have had.. we share those concerns" #GMB
August 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hummingbird Hawkmoth at my back door! Amazing!
August 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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You are, in the next few months, going to see a few pro-AI people who start trying to morph into "thoughtful cynics" on the issue, and I can't wait, because I've been taking such detailed notes
August 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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the ai bubble is bursting soon thank god
August 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet(s)
August 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM