Its a bit naff but has no gore - Paranormal Activity. Theres also The Ring. Not gory, but certainly scary. Probably both too much for an average 9 year old, I'd just show him Iron Giant and call it a day.

Hitler moustache Alex Jones flying with The Kirkinator to visit Aryan Kash Patel and a decroded nazi pope meme. It really ticks all the boxes when you think about it.

The doctor ACTUALLY things it was because of shagging. Amazing.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Could I split it? Like $500k in cash and a mastodonnable brunch with Ja Rule?

'My dear. You don't sweat, you glisten. Like a pork chop brushed with milk'

I love how they're trying to form a narrative of old-enemies under new banners with the Great Evil Nadine Dorries as Anime Villain. The person who is swayed by that needs to be studied in a lab.

Its so perfectly suited to the music too. Every time I hear her voice I end up on soke Blonde Redhead shortly afterwards

Adore this song/video combo. Entrancing. I really like the video of someone freediving that someone set to Nightcrawler

Its the only place that softens my coarse hairs enough. Imagine the luxury of a sauna shave. Bet its forbidden for a reason, they hate watching someone enjoy Pure Shaving

Takes me back

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