Sammy
@autistichalsin.bsky.social
Sammy, they/them enby, autistic, Jewish, loves Halsin. Account owner is over age of 21. Please don't follow if you're an anti, we don't have anything to offer each other.
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Sammy
@autistichalsin.bsky.social
· Aug 24
Democrats, I am literally telling you I would vote for a ham sandwich at this point. All you have to do is promise me a ham sandwich that isn't bigoted against some minority group. Just promise me a non-bigoted ham sandwich and you win. Is this really so hard?
I have a stupid whine and I'm sorry but. Every year I always begged my dad to go see Trans-Siberian Orchestra (they always came to our town around Thanksgiving). But as much as he wanted to, my mom always found a reason to say no.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have a stupid whine and I'm sorry but. Every year I always begged my dad to go see Trans-Siberian Orchestra (they always came to our town around Thanksgiving). But as much as he wanted to, my mom always found a reason to say no.
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Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
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The full count as of today:
YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
Is it really a conspiracy to say Ana is being explicitly flagged by finance bros when she's now been banned (or censored) from Twitch, Patreon, Buy Me A Coffee, Ko-Fi, and *PornHub*??
My new Buy Me a Coffee account was suspended before my first payout was received, the site stating it is “required to deactivate accounts that contain or use adult content to generate revenue through Buy Me a Coffee”
Adult content was never referenced on my page nor used as a motivator to tip
Adult content was never referenced on my page nor used as a motivator to tip
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The full count as of today:
YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
YouTube suspended
Twitch banned 3x
Patreon suspended (temporary)
Patreon 3x audio flags (one false posi)
Ko-fi suspended (indefinite?)
Buy Me a Coffee suspended
Vice reporting censored
Pornhub censored 3x times
Fansly censored 1x
When conservatives sneer about “studying lizard spit” or whatever, thus is the kind of discovery they’re mocking.
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When conservatives sneer about “studying lizard spit” or whatever, thus is the kind of discovery they’re mocking.
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"It turns out in 2014, years before I was governor, there was a law established that established the legal principles that allow trans athletes in women’s sports. The issue of fairness is completely legit. I completely align with you, we have to acknowledge it." - Plastic Gavin Newsom
September 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"It turns out in 2014, years before I was governor, there was a law established that established the legal principles that allow trans athletes in women’s sports. The issue of fairness is completely legit. I completely align with you, we have to acknowledge it." - Plastic Gavin Newsom
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Fucking this.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fucking this.
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PayPal user in the UK lost their account after buying adult ebooks “about monsters and milking,” “some dubcon stuff”
“My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
“My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
August 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
PayPal user in the UK lost their account after buying adult ebooks “about monsters and milking,” “some dubcon stuff”
“My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
“My account got banned a couple of days ago for making purchases which violate the ToS. Upon querying w/ staff over the phone I've been told that it was ebooks that I've been buying”
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Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
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The Vatican returned 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada, a historic restitution that is part of the Catholic Church's reckoning with its role in helping suppress Indigenous culture. n.pr/43T2xmD
Pope Leo returns 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada
The Vatican returned 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada, a historic restitution that is part of the Catholic Church's reckoning with its role in helping suppress Indigenous culture.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The Vatican returned 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada, a historic restitution that is part of the Catholic Church's reckoning with its role in helping suppress Indigenous culture. n.pr/43T2xmD
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Spoke w/ source familiar with internal workings at MasterCard. Says this is very targeted, shows AI from MTI is working as designed, and that while my lewdtubing content puts me at a higher fraud risk — my activism work has likely been flagged. Giantess voretuber categorization suggests AI scrape
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Spoke w/ source familiar with internal workings at MasterCard. Says this is very targeted, shows AI from MTI is working as designed, and that while my lewdtubing content puts me at a higher fraud risk — my activism work has likely been flagged. Giantess voretuber categorization suggests AI scrape
It’s pizza fest in Phoenix. These pizza muffins are divine
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s pizza fest in Phoenix. These pizza muffins are divine
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Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
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Way back when, mayor Pete's reform-minded chief of police, Daryl Boykins, recorded some of his officers making vile racist statements. So Buttigieg fired... the police chief.🤡
Boykins was the 1st Black police chief in city history, and was building trust with Black folk.
But it gets worse...
Boykins was the 1st Black police chief in city history, and was building trust with Black folk.
But it gets worse...
August 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Way back when, mayor Pete's reform-minded chief of police, Daryl Boykins, recorded some of his officers making vile racist statements. So Buttigieg fired... the police chief.🤡
Boykins was the 1st Black police chief in city history, and was building trust with Black folk.
But it gets worse...
Boykins was the 1st Black police chief in city history, and was building trust with Black folk.
But it gets worse...
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🤔 It will always be weird to me how many people refuse to believe their end goals, when they've been so clear and open about their goals and their plan right from the beginning.
They view ethnically cleansing the US as absolutely necessary. Destroying the US economy is an acceptable sacrifice.
They view ethnically cleansing the US as absolutely necessary. Destroying the US economy is an acceptable sacrifice.
August 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
🤔 It will always be weird to me how many people refuse to believe their end goals, when they've been so clear and open about their goals and their plan right from the beginning.
They view ethnically cleansing the US as absolutely necessary. Destroying the US economy is an acceptable sacrifice.
They view ethnically cleansing the US as absolutely necessary. Destroying the US economy is an acceptable sacrifice.
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16 yo me: the united states is structured around child abuse
Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds
Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds
Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
16 yo me: the united states is structured around child abuse
Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds
Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
Psychiatrist: wow maybe u need more meds
Reality: the united states is structured around child abuse
Can you stupid fuckers stop trying to redeem MTG for two fucking seconds. She doesn't get a fucking cookie for realizing raping children is wrong what the fuck is wrong with you
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can you stupid fuckers stop trying to redeem MTG for two fucking seconds. She doesn't get a fucking cookie for realizing raping children is wrong what the fuck is wrong with you
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November 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Better than that there's a Redditor who claimed that being pegged by Karlach would break his Tav's Paladin Oath
Baldur’s Gate 3 players on Reddit are so funny because there is a scene where the player can have sex with a LITERAL bear but Karlach milking prostates is where they draw the line
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Better than that there's a Redditor who claimed that being pegged by Karlach would break his Tav's Paladin Oath
My gastroenterologist is testing me for h pylori again, and also for Celiac as well. If I do end up having Celiac and I have to give up bagels and rye bread I am going to CRY. I love bread too much 😭 Here's hoping it's just the stomach ulcer!!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My gastroenterologist is testing me for h pylori again, and also for Celiac as well. If I do end up having Celiac and I have to give up bagels and rye bread I am going to CRY. I love bread too much 😭 Here's hoping it's just the stomach ulcer!!!
The American public school system is actually 10 forms of child abuse in a trenchcoat. Sleep deprivation, food that ranges from "unhealthy" to "inedible" with no time to eat said food, little time to exercise or go outside, the entire concept of "mass shooter drills," having to ask permission to pee
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The American public school system is actually 10 forms of child abuse in a trenchcoat. Sleep deprivation, food that ranges from "unhealthy" to "inedible" with no time to eat said food, little time to exercise or go outside, the entire concept of "mass shooter drills," having to ask permission to pee
Other woke opinions I have:
Some tropes are almost always written better by queer people, even if not DIRECTLY tied to queerness
Not only should college be free, you should be given a stipend while you go.
Even obviously guilty people still deserve a fair trial with competent counsel.
Some tropes are almost always written better by queer people, even if not DIRECTLY tied to queerness
Not only should college be free, you should be given a stipend while you go.
Even obviously guilty people still deserve a fair trial with competent counsel.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Other woke opinions I have:
Some tropes are almost always written better by queer people, even if not DIRECTLY tied to queerness
Not only should college be free, you should be given a stipend while you go.
Even obviously guilty people still deserve a fair trial with competent counsel.
Some tropes are almost always written better by queer people, even if not DIRECTLY tied to queerness
Not only should college be free, you should be given a stipend while you go.
Even obviously guilty people still deserve a fair trial with competent counsel.
TBH the "what's your least woke opinion" is just laundering the alt-right's work for them.
ANYWAYS my most woke opinion is that people should actually be legally forced to use pronouns. Intentionally misgendering a trans person should actually be illegal and constitute harassment if done repeatedly.
ANYWAYS my most woke opinion is that people should actually be legally forced to use pronouns. Intentionally misgendering a trans person should actually be illegal and constitute harassment if done repeatedly.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
TBH the "what's your least woke opinion" is just laundering the alt-right's work for them.
ANYWAYS my most woke opinion is that people should actually be legally forced to use pronouns. Intentionally misgendering a trans person should actually be illegal and constitute harassment if done repeatedly.
ANYWAYS my most woke opinion is that people should actually be legally forced to use pronouns. Intentionally misgendering a trans person should actually be illegal and constitute harassment if done repeatedly.
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"More than 252 Venezuelans expelled to El Salvador under Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy suffered systematic and prolonged torture and abuse, including sexual assault, during their detention, according to a report published on Wednesday."
Venezuelans sent by Trump to El Salvador endured systematic torture, report finds
Human rights groups accuse Trump officials of complicity and draw comparison with scandal at Abu Ghraib prison
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"More than 252 Venezuelans expelled to El Salvador under Donald Trump’s mass deportation policy suffered systematic and prolonged torture and abuse, including sexual assault, during their detention, according to a report published on Wednesday."
Especially if you have the misfortune of having large and/or early-developing breasts, as everything you do will be attributed to attempted seduction on your part.
Like dude if a 14 year is trying to "seduce you" you're either delusional or dealing with a kid in need of child protective services!
Like dude if a 14 year is trying to "seduce you" you're either delusional or dealing with a kid in need of child protective services!
The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
Theres actually an important convo to be had re: the difference between 5 & 15yo victims of predation, how society treats them, etc. but the ppl most eager to have that talk tend to be interested in the concept of “acceptability” & excusing predation rather than preventing it or helping anyone
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Especially if you have the misfortune of having large and/or early-developing breasts, as everything you do will be attributed to attempted seduction on your part.
Like dude if a 14 year is trying to "seduce you" you're either delusional or dealing with a kid in need of child protective services!
Like dude if a 14 year is trying to "seduce you" you're either delusional or dealing with a kid in need of child protective services!