Austin
@austintoneyhall.bsky.social
Self-employed designer, perpetually curious
Tomorrow Never Thrives
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Liked Me
The Spy Who Liked Me
Make a Bond film casual
A View to a Chill
A View to a Chill
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Tomorrow Never Thrives
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“Kill two birds with one stone” from five languages…
5. Roast two pieces of meat on one fire (Polish)
4. Shoot two rabbits with one shot (Romanian)
3. Hit two flies with one swatter (German)
2. Catch two pigeons with one fava bean (Italian)
1. She both picked mulberries and saw her lover (Korean)
5. Roast two pieces of meat on one fire (Polish)
4. Shoot two rabbits with one shot (Romanian)
3. Hit two flies with one swatter (German)
2. Catch two pigeons with one fava bean (Italian)
1. She both picked mulberries and saw her lover (Korean)
@adamcsharp.bsky.social any less violent alternatives to "kill two birds with one stone"?
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Kill two birds with one stone” from five languages…
5. Roast two pieces of meat on one fire (Polish)
4. Shoot two rabbits with one shot (Romanian)
3. Hit two flies with one swatter (German)
2. Catch two pigeons with one fava bean (Italian)
1. She both picked mulberries and saw her lover (Korean)
5. Roast two pieces of meat on one fire (Polish)
4. Shoot two rabbits with one shot (Romanian)
3. Hit two flies with one swatter (German)
2. Catch two pigeons with one fava bean (Italian)
1. She both picked mulberries and saw her lover (Korean)
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I’m not the biggest fan of boxing as a concept, but I do think we’re at the point where the only thing that’s going to prove to some people that they aren’t the main character with pro level skills at anything they want is to be punched in the face repeatedly.
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m not the biggest fan of boxing as a concept, but I do think we’re at the point where the only thing that’s going to prove to some people that they aren’t the main character with pro level skills at anything they want is to be punched in the face repeatedly.
RIP to the black ink cartridges across American newsrooms
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
RIP to the black ink cartridges across American newsrooms
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Does sperm age over time like wine?
December 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Does sperm age over time like wine?
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
Titanic, age 8, opened my eyes to the scope of cinema
The Dark Knight, age 18, because of Ledger’s death it felt like experiencing something more than a movie
The Dark Knight, age 18, because of Ledger’s death it felt like experiencing something more than a movie
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Titanic, age 8, opened my eyes to the scope of cinema
The Dark Knight, age 18, because of Ledger’s death it felt like experiencing something more than a movie
The Dark Knight, age 18, because of Ledger’s death it felt like experiencing something more than a movie
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it.
Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.
- William Faulkner
Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.
- William Faulkner
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it.
Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.
- William Faulkner
Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.
- William Faulkner
Oh I will be baking cookies tonight.
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh I will be baking cookies tonight.
Dems to military: heyyyy y’all remember you don’t have to follow illegal orders
Trump admin: sedition!!!!! How could you imply our orders are illegal
Also Trump admin: yeah we double killed that boat
Trump admin: sedition!!!!! How could you imply our orders are illegal
Also Trump admin: yeah we double killed that boat
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Dems to military: heyyyy y’all remember you don’t have to follow illegal orders
Trump admin: sedition!!!!! How could you imply our orders are illegal
Also Trump admin: yeah we double killed that boat
Trump admin: sedition!!!!! How could you imply our orders are illegal
Also Trump admin: yeah we double killed that boat
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Pete Hagueseth
Not sure who needs to hear this but a US President can not pardon someone being charged for war crimes at The Hague.
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Pete Hagueseth
A tornado is a god
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A tornado is a god
The Dallas airport has a vendetta against me and my travel conveniences.
November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Dallas airport has a vendetta against me and my travel conveniences.
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If Benghazi was treated as a colossal scandal over security decisions far below Clinton’s level, then Trump absolutely deserves full responsibility for deploying the N. Guard into DC for a threat he fabricated.
Trump’s decision directly put those troops in harm's way for absolutely zero reason.
Trump’s decision directly put those troops in harm's way for absolutely zero reason.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If Benghazi was treated as a colossal scandal over security decisions far below Clinton’s level, then Trump absolutely deserves full responsibility for deploying the N. Guard into DC for a threat he fabricated.
Trump’s decision directly put those troops in harm's way for absolutely zero reason.
Trump’s decision directly put those troops in harm's way for absolutely zero reason.
Shoutout to the dude in front of me who just watched Full Metal Jacket at 5:25am on this Delta flight
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Shoutout to the dude in front of me who just watched Full Metal Jacket at 5:25am on this Delta flight
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This is exactly right
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is exactly right
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R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025)
You will not be mourned.
You will not be mourned.
absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
R.I.P. TrumpCare (2:12 pm, November 24, 2025 - 2:14 pm, November 24, 2025)
You will not be mourned.
You will not be mourned.
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Stephen Miller watching the Trump-Mamdani presser
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Stephen Miller watching the Trump-Mamdani presser
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Joint Statement from Goodlander, Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, and Houlahan
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Joint Statement from Goodlander, Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, and Houlahan
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
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I am even more incandescently furious about this heinous take by Megyn Kelly stack ranking levels of child sexual abuse. Take note: when a young person under 18 wants to begin transitioning with help of their doctor and parent, she loudly proclaims them children and attacks.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I am even more incandescently furious about this heinous take by Megyn Kelly stack ranking levels of child sexual abuse. Take note: when a young person under 18 wants to begin transitioning with help of their doctor and parent, she loudly proclaims them children and attacks.
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Exactly.
If I see as much as a single video edit I’m suing for $10 billion. Your move, CBS.
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Exactly.