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Billionaires can’t draw, dance, sculpt a statue, sing, build a house, knit a shawl, deliver a child, or articulate a coherent point of view. All they can do is make lots of money. Every relationship in their lives is entirely transactional.
It’s no wonder billionaires want to buy our worship.
It’s no wonder billionaires want to buy our worship.
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Billionaires can’t draw, dance, sculpt a statue, sing, build a house, knit a shawl, deliver a child, or articulate a coherent point of view. All they can do is make lots of money. Every relationship in their lives is entirely transactional.
It’s no wonder billionaires want to buy our worship.
It’s no wonder billionaires want to buy our worship.
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Not only has he never looked at Don Jr. or Eric like this, he’s never been so happy to bask in JD Vance’s presence either.
He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.
Is Zohran a witch
He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.
Is Zohran a witch
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Not only has he never looked at Don Jr. or Eric like this, he’s never been so happy to bask in JD Vance’s presence either.
He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.
Is Zohran a witch
He looks giddy. JOYFUL even.
Is Zohran a witch
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Gonna be a little hard given that they arrested him after the Brazilian security services asssessed he was going to try to get to a foreign embassy today in order to flee the country & avoid prison. My educated guess is they picked up this call & implemented a contingency plan to arrest him.
Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro last night and plans to meet with him soon
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Gonna be a little hard given that they arrested him after the Brazilian security services asssessed he was going to try to get to a foreign embassy today in order to flee the country & avoid prison. My educated guess is they picked up this call & implemented a contingency plan to arrest him.
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And some say inflation doesn't inconvenience the rich. 🙄
Just a decade ago, the $100 million price-tag was still considered a new frontier for luxury real estate in the U.S.
Now, real estate insiders say a new pricing benchmark is setting the tone for the high-end market: the $200 million list price.
🔗: on.wsj.com/3LK6Gmt
Now, real estate insiders say a new pricing benchmark is setting the tone for the high-end market: the $200 million list price.
🔗: on.wsj.com/3LK6Gmt
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And some say inflation doesn't inconvenience the rich. 🙄
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Nuzzikennedibarfen
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Nuzzikennedibarfen
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There's only one explanation for that turd of an article. David Brooks is in the Epstein files
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There's only one explanation for that turd of an article. David Brooks is in the Epstein files
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Somebody wasnt invited to the island...
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Somebody wasnt invited to the island...
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“Say what you will… they are not mass rapists”
Yes, yes they are. If he’d stop fucking his research assistant or scolding people for sandwich toppings for one second to read about the Epstein emails…
Yes, yes they are. If he’d stop fucking his research assistant or scolding people for sandwich toppings for one second to read about the Epstein emails…
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Say what you will… they are not mass rapists”
Yes, yes they are. If he’d stop fucking his research assistant or scolding people for sandwich toppings for one second to read about the Epstein emails…
Yes, yes they are. If he’d stop fucking his research assistant or scolding people for sandwich toppings for one second to read about the Epstein emails…
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I didn't know that David Brooks had insider info on the exact number of rapes by elites,
but I think he should publicly share the info he clearly has about the ones he knows about
so we can decide for ourselves whether they qualify as "mass" rapes or "usual amount"
but I think he should publicly share the info he clearly has about the ones he knows about
so we can decide for ourselves whether they qualify as "mass" rapes or "usual amount"
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I didn't know that David Brooks had insider info on the exact number of rapes by elites,
but I think he should publicly share the info he clearly has about the ones he knows about
so we can decide for ourselves whether they qualify as "mass" rapes or "usual amount"
but I think he should publicly share the info he clearly has about the ones he knows about
so we can decide for ourselves whether they qualify as "mass" rapes or "usual amount"
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Someday you, too, could have the moral fortitude to look upon a years-long rape circus organized by the nation's most powerful elites and declare, "The people upset about this are speaking about it the wrong way."
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Someday you, too, could have the moral fortitude to look upon a years-long rape circus organized by the nation's most powerful elites and declare, "The people upset about this are speaking about it the wrong way."
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That’s a very poorly applied lateral vascular restraint. If he locks it in, he’s got 4 seconds to release it before he begins to cause serious trouble for the guy he’s trying to subdue. I would put money on his not being properly trained to apply the restraint & that he doesn’t know he’s doing so.
ICE in Charlotte. The guy in the headlock is a restaurant worker. Barbarians.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
That’s a very poorly applied lateral vascular restraint. If he locks it in, he’s got 4 seconds to release it before he begins to cause serious trouble for the guy he’s trying to subdue. I would put money on his not being properly trained to apply the restraint & that he doesn’t know he’s doing so.
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The two rules of Republicans are they only get worse and they always get worse.
MTG is running for President and she'll do way better than people think
The media fell in love with Trump — the most mendacious person in the world — because he gave them “interesting stories” and now they’re doing the same with her for the exact same reason
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The two rules of Republicans are they only get worse and they always get worse.
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she's retiring to do what she loves most- asking for the manager at mid level chain restaurants
Marjorie Taylor Greene says she is resigning from Congress in January
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
she's retiring to do what she loves most- asking for the manager at mid level chain restaurants
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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Nah. Trump's a starf*cker & an idiot, so what he says matters no more than what your dog says about the mail carrier. Mamdani's gonna have to succeed or fail based on what happens once he's mayor, not which politicians think he's pretty & talks good.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Nah. Trump's a starf*cker & an idiot, so what he says matters no more than what your dog says about the mail carrier. Mamdani's gonna have to succeed or fail based on what happens once he's mayor, not which politicians think he's pretty & talks good.
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You remember the story about the zoo gorilla who started sticking grass stems in her ear... and suddenly, all her *fellow* zoo gorillas were looking for grass stems to stick in their earholes?
Older I get, more I think a big chunk of humanity's problem is that we're still apes, but with WORDS.
Older I get, more I think a big chunk of humanity's problem is that we're still apes, but with WORDS.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You remember the story about the zoo gorilla who started sticking grass stems in her ear... and suddenly, all her *fellow* zoo gorillas were looking for grass stems to stick in their earholes?
Older I get, more I think a big chunk of humanity's problem is that we're still apes, but with WORDS.
Older I get, more I think a big chunk of humanity's problem is that we're still apes, but with WORDS.
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enough of you have provided me with explanations for why people do it that i understand it's a trend. it's a stupid fucking trend. it looks stupid. it makes audio worse. i can't stop the youth and won't try, but if you're a professional, stop doing the AV equivalent of wearing a shoe on your head.
why have reporters, politicians, influencers, etc. all of a sudden seem to have started holding lapel mics to talk into them? it’s a lapel mic, it’s specifically designed to go on your shirt or lapel, you look ridiculous holding it, stop it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
enough of you have provided me with explanations for why people do it that i understand it's a trend. it's a stupid fucking trend. it looks stupid. it makes audio worse. i can't stop the youth and won't try, but if you're a professional, stop doing the AV equivalent of wearing a shoe on your head.
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Telling the bartender to put your drink "on her tab" should get you tackled by the bouncer, made to pay for a round for the entire staff, and then banned for life from the bar.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Telling the bartender to put your drink "on her tab" should get you tackled by the bouncer, made to pay for a round for the entire staff, and then banned for life from the bar.
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Sort of wild that American Democracy is being dismantled by a guy who can be charmed into basically anything by any New Yorker will to talk to him while wearing a suit
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sort of wild that American Democracy is being dismantled by a guy who can be charmed into basically anything by any New Yorker will to talk to him while wearing a suit
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Also, not for nothing, but went I went to the Parachute showroom here in manhattan to actually try out the mattress first, the salesperson gave me a heads up about Black Friday and specifically advised me to wait for the sale. That’s the kind of service that will get you a customer for life.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Also, not for nothing, but went I went to the Parachute showroom here in manhattan to actually try out the mattress first, the salesperson gave me a heads up about Black Friday and specifically advised me to wait for the sale. That’s the kind of service that will get you a customer for life.
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I suggest that everyone watch PBS. Ken Burns latest film about the our fight for independence. It's based on historical fact.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I suggest that everyone watch PBS. Ken Burns latest film about the our fight for independence. It's based on historical fact.
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My irritation, all in one place!
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My irritation, all in one place!
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Mamdani is charming and adorable. Piggy is… not.
The president’s Oval Office meeting with New York’s incoming leader is not open to the press.
Trump, 79, Chickens Out of Public Showdown With Mamdani, 34
The president’s Oval Office meeting with New York’s incoming leader is not open to the press.
trib.al
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mamdani is charming and adorable. Piggy is… not.