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Lost my "Auntee Phở" account on X. Currently on X as Foofta23, leaving soon
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Except I did a long time ago. It still catches 99% of spam, but doesn't mess with _my_ process.
That being said, everyone should figure out what they want from any app, and configure accordingly.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I keep remembering a postage stamp commemorating an anniversary of the American Chemical Society from probably the 1940s. It proudly showed the smokestacks smoking. People thought that represented progress until, say, the Cuyahoga River caught fire.
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Nuzzikennedibarfen
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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There's only one explanation for that turd of an article. David Brooks is in the Epstein files
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Somebody wasnt invited to the island...
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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“Say what you will… they are not mass rapists”

Yes, yes they are. If he’d stop fucking his research assistant or scolding people for sandwich toppings for one second to read about the Epstein emails…
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Or "How dare someone talk about people who I wish were my friends this way!"
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I didn't know that David Brooks had insider info on the exact number of rapes by elites,

but I think he should publicly share the info he clearly has about the ones he knows about

so we can decide for ourselves whether they qualify as "mass" rapes or "usual amount"
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell quote
"How do you satisfy a mob who can't understand the lifestyle?" I guess if you understand that lifestyle, it's excusable.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Someday you, too, could have the moral fortitude to look upon a years-long rape circus organized by the nation's most powerful elites and declare, "The people upset about this are speaking about it the wrong way."
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Nah. Trump's a starf*cker & an idiot, so what he says matters no more than what your dog says about the mail carrier. Mamdani's gonna have to succeed or fail based on what happens once he's mayor, not which politicians think he's pretty & talks good.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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You remember the story about the zoo gorilla who started sticking grass stems in her ear... and suddenly, all her *fellow* zoo gorillas were looking for grass stems to stick in their earholes?

Older I get, more I think a big chunk of humanity's problem is that we're still apes, but with WORDS.
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Telling the bartender to put your drink "on her tab" should get you tackled by the bouncer, made to pay for a round for the entire staff, and then banned for life from the bar.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM