Augdog Chiarella
@augustchiarella.bsky.social
film enthusiast, big time loser extraordinaire. Seattle
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I guess I'm learning about Lithuania now.
I've bought more retail therapy Bluesky books than I ever had from Twitter (alive or dead). Maybe it's because I can actually see things I like.
BTW, Cambridge ships like a beast - I bought the book 2 days ago.
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I've bought more retail therapy Bluesky books than I ever had from Twitter (alive or dead). Maybe it's because I can actually see things I like.
BTW, Cambridge ships like a beast - I bought the book 2 days ago.
cc: @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social
June 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I guess I'm learning about Lithuania now.
I've bought more retail therapy Bluesky books than I ever had from Twitter (alive or dead). Maybe it's because I can actually see things I like.
BTW, Cambridge ships like a beast - I bought the book 2 days ago.
cc: @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social
I've bought more retail therapy Bluesky books than I ever had from Twitter (alive or dead). Maybe it's because I can actually see things I like.
BTW, Cambridge ships like a beast - I bought the book 2 days ago.
cc: @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social
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And what's a song without you? When every song I write is about you.
June 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And what's a song without you? When every song I write is about you.
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the thing about seeing a Predator as an ancient viking is that it's actually way less surprising than if you saw one today. you'd just be like "yea that's one of those demons i already believe exist"
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
the thing about seeing a Predator as an ancient viking is that it's actually way less surprising than if you saw one today. you'd just be like "yea that's one of those demons i already believe exist"
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Ugh, he just gets better. 😩
June 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ugh, he just gets better. 😩
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embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
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*at the sex club
Any of you guys seen my mom?
Any of you guys seen my mom?
May 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
*at the sex club
Any of you guys seen my mom?
Any of you guys seen my mom?
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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
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i think i'm the only person i know who watches this show, but i'm so happy that 100 Foot Wave is back for another season. if you don't know it, it's a reality show about a surfer who has had "hundreds of concussions" and is seemingly trying to kill everyone in his family in the ocean. it's insane
May 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i think i'm the only person i know who watches this show, but i'm so happy that 100 Foot Wave is back for another season. if you don't know it, it's a reality show about a surfer who has had "hundreds of concussions" and is seemingly trying to kill everyone in his family in the ocean. it's insane
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I need meter that tracks my mood and if it drops below a certain point a warning pops up that says “think medium hard before answering child.” After waiting for a bus in the heat for a half hour he asked me why Garfield doesn’t like his birthday and I replied “because he’s afraid of dying”
May 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I need meter that tracks my mood and if it drops below a certain point a warning pops up that says “think medium hard before answering child.” After waiting for a bus in the heat for a half hour he asked me why Garfield doesn’t like his birthday and I replied “because he’s afraid of dying”
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I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM SO PUMPED OVER A REGULAR SEASON HOMER
May 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM SO PUMPED OVER A REGULAR SEASON HOMER
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May 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Is Pope Leo XIV more of a Second City guy or did he mostly do iO stuff
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Is Pope Leo XIV more of a Second City guy or did he mostly do iO stuff
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The global Catholic faith is about to learn what a proper deep dish communion looks like
May 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The global Catholic faith is about to learn what a proper deep dish communion looks like
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This is the best application of a TikTok meme to a video game that I’ve ever seen.
April 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This is the best application of a TikTok meme to a video game that I’ve ever seen.
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Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
March 30, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
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The existence of Michael B. Jordan has always implied a Michael A. Jordan, and "Sinners" has finally provided evidence of it
April 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The existence of Michael B. Jordan has always implied a Michael A. Jordan, and "Sinners" has finally provided evidence of it
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This is why Silicon Valley people are geniuses. It’s hard enough to not love one kid, but Musk figured how to do it at scale
April 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This is why Silicon Valley people are geniuses. It’s hard enough to not love one kid, but Musk figured how to do it at scale
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This how they be dressed in Arrakis off that spice
Pope Francis makes his first public appearance since leaving hospital. (via CNN)
April 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This how they be dressed in Arrakis off that spice
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spoilers for Princess Mononoke i guess. movies are freaking lit
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
spoilers for Princess Mononoke i guess. movies are freaking lit
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Every time I look at my phone now:
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“Buttersky”
🦋
“Buttersky”
December 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Every time I look at my phone now:
🦋
“Buttersky”
🦋
“Buttersky”
Every time I log onto Twitter I get so depressed
December 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Every time I log onto Twitter I get so depressed
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If you're watching Fargo you may like this piece I wrote about sin-eaters a while ago.
"They were paid very little for the gruesome task and furthermore shunned as foul pariahs for their trouble when it was done. Each bite of bread and each sip of ale further curdled their own load-bearing souls."
"They were paid very little for the gruesome task and furthermore shunned as foul pariahs for their trouble when it was done. Each bite of bread and each sip of ale further curdled their own load-bearing souls."
Most people do not attend hourly to the sins of the world
Who eats the sin-eater's sins?
www.welcometohellworld.com
December 1, 2023 at 12:58 PM
If you're watching Fargo you may like this piece I wrote about sin-eaters a while ago.
"They were paid very little for the gruesome task and furthermore shunned as foul pariahs for their trouble when it was done. Each bite of bread and each sip of ale further curdled their own load-bearing souls."
"They were paid very little for the gruesome task and furthermore shunned as foul pariahs for their trouble when it was done. Each bite of bread and each sip of ale further curdled their own load-bearing souls."
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chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke?
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
November 25, 2023 at 2:31 AM
chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke?
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…
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Took way too long to understand what it was…
November 25, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Took way too long to understand what it was…