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The Last waltz might be the most perfect recording of a band
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The Last waltz might be the most perfect recording of a band
Let’s get some discourse going: Paul Westerberg > or = Bob Dylan
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Let’s get some discourse going: Paul Westerberg > or = Bob Dylan
I’m too high, enjoy youtu.be/zZ8AIBRAQwc?...
Toots & the Maytals - Country Road - 11/15/1975 - Winterland (Official)
YouTube video by Toots on MV
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’m too high, enjoy youtu.be/zZ8AIBRAQwc?...
I just knaw of em
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I just knaw of em
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“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“No,” peeped Frog, who looked very, very small.
Meowkanda forever
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Meowkanda forever
I bought a cool jacket like Han’s and I have no idiot friends who dress like “Lando” so
when your most annoying estranged relative shows up at dinner unannounced
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I bought a cool jacket like Han’s and I have no idiot friends who dress like “Lando” so
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it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
This is what happens when community shame and shunning goes away and we’re left with internet impunity
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is what happens when community shame and shunning goes away and we’re left with internet impunity
Bronson cralwed so Segal could get hair plugs www.instagram.com/reel/DQqg_Dp...
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November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bronson cralwed so Segal could get hair plugs www.instagram.com/reel/DQqg_Dp...
“Time for a little treat!”
[eats and edible and then sucks on Fisherman’s Friend cough drops for the next hour in total silence]
[eats and edible and then sucks on Fisherman’s Friend cough drops for the next hour in total silence]
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“Time for a little treat!”
[eats and edible and then sucks on Fisherman’s Friend cough drops for the next hour in total silence]
[eats and edible and then sucks on Fisherman’s Friend cough drops for the next hour in total silence]
Happy Malice at Palace Day for all those who celebrate
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Happy Malice at Palace Day for all those who celebrate
Been struggling through a cold the last few days and my self-prescribed double scotch is the only thing that’s made my throat not feel like it got rfk jr’d
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Been struggling through a cold the last few days and my self-prescribed double scotch is the only thing that’s made my throat not feel like it got rfk jr’d
Springsteen: Delivery me from America
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Springsteen: Delivery me from America
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Not a bad record shop haul today
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not a bad record shop haul today
PAGING DOCTOR DUMB ASSHOLE
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
PAGING DOCTOR DUMB ASSHOLE
If you care to know how I’m doing, I think I just pulled a titty muscle wiping my butt
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you care to know how I’m doing, I think I just pulled a titty muscle wiping my butt
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
Walked down the street to see the northern lights, all I saw were all the planes lined up to land at Logan and now I’m freezing
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Walked down the street to see the northern lights, all I saw were all the planes lined up to land at Logan and now I’m freezing
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Ohhhh my god lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ohhhh my god lol