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A mediocre, alcoholic attorney, but no I’m not a bot
Kid gonna look like this
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Not a bad record shop haul today
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We call that The Daniel Webster
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What it’s like waking up every day
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Bring on Beta Band
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sorry a little late, Willy had to remind me to donate
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They’re on their way
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Define “Perfect Ending”?
October 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We’re approaching this being real
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
October 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Absolutely giddy I got this on vinyl
September 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Look at this dumb asshole cucumber I grew
September 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This Kupka is, to me, one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen
September 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Yer ma?!
September 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM