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Kid gonna look like this
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Kid gonna look like this
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
Drink from me Love.
I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth.
I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow.
Dont spill a drop.
I am a river You are my canyon.
I mean to flow through you.
I mean to subdue and tame you.
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
Not a bad record shop haul today
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not a bad record shop haul today
We call that The Daniel Webster
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We call that The Daniel Webster
What it’s like waking up every day
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What it’s like waking up every day
Bring on Beta Band
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bring on Beta Band
Sorry a little late, Willy had to remind me to donate
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sorry a little late, Willy had to remind me to donate
They’re on their way
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
They’re on their way
Define “Perfect Ending”?
October 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Define “Perfect Ending”?
We’re approaching this being real
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We’re approaching this being real
Absolutely giddy I got this on vinyl
September 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Absolutely giddy I got this on vinyl
Look at this dumb asshole cucumber I grew
September 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Look at this dumb asshole cucumber I grew
This Kupka is, to me, one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen
September 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This Kupka is, to me, one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen
