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A mediocre, alcoholic attorney, but no I’m not a bot
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This one’s actually terrifying
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Of course, sounds like he’s named after a bakery that calls the cops on dumpster divers and a NESCAC nursery for lacrosse perverts
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They’re calling it 15 times Skull and Bones
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“Homeless child exploits rich, powerful, adult perverts” is not the pitch I would have made
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
AI wrote this, right?
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They really want to raise a future Elon
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
There are some words there that appear to be AI generated, or at least a forgotten regional dialect
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You evil lying fuck
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So normal bird tits
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM