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Springsteen: Delivery me from America
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Springsteen: Delivery me from America
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This evil dummy had a movie made about how she got sexually harassed at Fox News in between her episodes of 60 Minutes Hate
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Not a bad record shop haul today
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not a bad record shop haul today
PAGING DOCTOR DUMB ASSHOLE
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
PAGING DOCTOR DUMB ASSHOLE
If you care to know how I’m doing, I think I just pulled a titty muscle wiping my butt
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you care to know how I’m doing, I think I just pulled a titty muscle wiping my butt
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
Walked down the street to see the northern lights, all I saw were all the planes lined up to land at Logan and now I’m freezing
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Walked down the street to see the northern lights, all I saw were all the planes lined up to land at Logan and now I’m freezing
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Ohhhh my god lol
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ohhhh my god lol
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I told dick cheny the sybian was too strong but he wouldnt listen
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I told dick cheny the sybian was too strong but he wouldnt listen
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Bill Ackman right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bill Ackman right now
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
[Rumsfeld welcoming Cheney to hell]
“AAAHHHGGG THE FIRE AAAAAARERRHJGHH ENDLESS SUFFERING AND PAIN AAAARRRGGHHHJ!!!”
“AAAHHHGGG THE FIRE AAAAAARERRHJGHH ENDLESS SUFFERING AND PAIN AAAARRRGGHHHJ!!!”
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
[Rumsfeld welcoming Cheney to hell]
“AAAHHHGGG THE FIRE AAAAAARERRHJGHH ENDLESS SUFFERING AND PAIN AAAARRRGGHHHJ!!!”
“AAAHHHGGG THE FIRE AAAAAARERRHJGHH ENDLESS SUFFERING AND PAIN AAAARRRGGHHHJ!!!”
We regret to inform you the bonobo is racist
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We regret to inform you the bonobo is racist
Shout out to the true Count Dracula
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Shout out to the true Count Dracula
What it’s like waking up every day
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What it’s like waking up every day
The man with a brain melting possibly in part due to a generation of radiation from atomic/nuclear testing is jealous of microplastics
“Because of other countries testing programs, I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis. That process will begin immediately.”
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The man with a brain melting possibly in part due to a generation of radiation from atomic/nuclear testing is jealous of microplastics
Bring on Beta Band
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bring on Beta Band
Once upon a time people like this were passing a tray for pennies in a tent outside of town yelling about the devil and holding snakes
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Once upon a time people like this were passing a tray for pennies in a tent outside of town yelling about the devil and holding snakes
It shouldn’t be hard to connect the dots between a bunch of white goons in jeans, body armor, and a beard/Oakley combo pointing a riffle at a car full of innocent normal people in Baghdad or Kabul for 20 years and then see the same thing in an working class Chicago or DC neighborhood
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It shouldn’t be hard to connect the dots between a bunch of white goons in jeans, body armor, and a beard/Oakley combo pointing a riffle at a car full of innocent normal people in Baghdad or Kabul for 20 years and then see the same thing in an working class Chicago or DC neighborhood