alex green
@atothegreen.bsky.social
recent butterfly enthusiast. music producer / recording engineer and occasional maker of ramen, pizza, and other unnecessarily complicated foods based out of queens, ny. will make you soup if you ask nicely.
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here's something i never thought i'd say:
hell. yeah, bon jovi
hell. yeah, bon jovi
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
here's something i never thought i'd say:
hell. yeah, bon jovi
hell. yeah, bon jovi
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
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the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It really does seem like there's a decent chance that these senators screwed us because they don't want their personal Thanksgiving plans to be disrupted.
reposting this every time i see it until it hits critical mass and comes full circle and someone on the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social transition team reposts it
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
reposting this every time i see it until it hits critical mass and comes full circle and someone on the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social transition team reposts it
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I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
how dare you. i am thirty SEVEN.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
how dare you. i am thirty SEVEN.
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Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
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As the prophets prophesied:
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As the prophets prophesied:
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Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
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When did they call him up from the minors?
Blue Jays, undeterred, announce that Drake will start game 7
Dodgers just announced Shohei Ohtani will start game 7. Buckle up.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When did they call him up from the minors?
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Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
October 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
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It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
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Nate Silver should offer Bluesky and Twitter the opportunity to take a quiz on recent current events and see which one does better.
September 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Nate Silver should offer Bluesky and Twitter the opportunity to take a quiz on recent current events and see which one does better.
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Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy