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@atlasnovack.bsky.social
· Nov 29
As a high school teacher I'm trying my best where I can.
One thing that stuck with them so far (and for people out there, something to consider?):
-Have something to do (occupation/something in the everyday)
-Have something you like to do (hobby)
-Have something you're working on (project/dream)
One thing that stuck with them so far (and for people out there, something to consider?):
-Have something to do (occupation/something in the everyday)
-Have something you like to do (hobby)
-Have something you're working on (project/dream)
Example:
-I'm a teacher
-I do stand-up comedy and play the trading card game Cardfight Vanguard
-I'm writing a musical
-I'm a teacher
-I do stand-up comedy and play the trading card game Cardfight Vanguard
-I'm writing a musical
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If you’re wondering why there’s a lull in the Epstein files discussion, it’s because the law that just passed gave Pamela Jo 30 days to release the files. So we’re all waiting to see how she tries to sabotage it. The discussion will pick back up in earnest on December 20th.
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you’re wondering why there’s a lull in the Epstein files discussion, it’s because the law that just passed gave Pamela Jo 30 days to release the files. So we’re all waiting to see how she tries to sabotage it. The discussion will pick back up in earnest on December 20th.
THANK YOU. I resent the ol ball n chain humor. I love my wife more than anything in the world and all I want to do is let the world know 🥰
I fuckin love my husband and it's weird to me when people don't love their partners.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
THANK YOU. I resent the ol ball n chain humor. I love my wife more than anything in the world and all I want to do is let the world know 🥰
Good luck to y'all.
Also my wife hates this sequence in Great Pumpkin and I stand by Snoopy in his quest to defeat the Red Baron.
Also my wife hates this sequence in Great Pumpkin and I stand by Snoopy in his quest to defeat the Red Baron.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Good luck to y'all.
Also my wife hates this sequence in Great Pumpkin and I stand by Snoopy in his quest to defeat the Red Baron.
Also my wife hates this sequence in Great Pumpkin and I stand by Snoopy in his quest to defeat the Red Baron.
This works two ways
The writers of the Constitition never intended for a criminal tyrant to be president.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This works two ways
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me when the AI bubble bursts
The pandemic kind of ruined stand-up, so my teacher wife (then fiancee) suggested I take the public speaking skills from 11 years of doing it and become a teacher.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The pandemic kind of ruined stand-up, so my teacher wife (then fiancee) suggested I take the public speaking skills from 11 years of doing it and become a teacher.
I want to start a fund to purchase Lina Khan a laser cannon equipped land raider to storm the Google campus with.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I want to start a fund to purchase Lina Khan a laser cannon equipped land raider to storm the Google campus with.
The aesthetic of a rainy day at school on the Friday before break.
I'm the teacher in that situation now.
Still one of the best.
I'm the teacher in that situation now.
Still one of the best.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The aesthetic of a rainy day at school on the Friday before break.
I'm the teacher in that situation now.
Still one of the best.
I'm the teacher in that situation now.
Still one of the best.
Rewatching Groundhog Day.
When Phil offs himself one of the many times and ends the day early, does the rest of the town continue living the same day until midnight or does the time loop stop all action right there and restart?
When Phil offs himself one of the many times and ends the day early, does the rest of the town continue living the same day until midnight or does the time loop stop all action right there and restart?
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Rewatching Groundhog Day.
When Phil offs himself one of the many times and ends the day early, does the rest of the town continue living the same day until midnight or does the time loop stop all action right there and restart?
When Phil offs himself one of the many times and ends the day early, does the rest of the town continue living the same day until midnight or does the time loop stop all action right there and restart?
It was such a fun draft to watch. As a dodger fan I'm finally excited as a baseball fan again
Tonight there is a draft for a women’s pro baseball league and on Saturday I will watch the women’s soccer team I support play for a championship after their most successful season yet, surrounded by other diehard fans at a bar. I am living in a world 8-year-old me could have never imagined.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It was such a fun draft to watch. As a dodger fan I'm finally excited as a baseball fan again
There needs to be a congressman/senator writing a bill called the "One Big Beautiful Control Z"
Just undoes every bill between a certain time named except for *insert whichever bills they want to keep from a certain time period*
Just undoes every bill between a certain time named except for *insert whichever bills they want to keep from a certain time period*
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
There needs to be a congressman/senator writing a bill called the "One Big Beautiful Control Z"
Just undoes every bill between a certain time named except for *insert whichever bills they want to keep from a certain time period*
Just undoes every bill between a certain time named except for *insert whichever bills they want to keep from a certain time period*
This is the one who *almost* turns the lights on on me when I get up to pee at 2 in the morning
You are being haunted by an incredibly lazy ghost who really can't even be bothered. But haunted nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This is the one who *almost* turns the lights on on me when I get up to pee at 2 in the morning
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The whole idea that white Europeans would willingly and successfully adopt indigenous American culture runs counter to the entire concept of imperial colonialism.
Naw, dude, WE don't become THEM. THEY are made to become US.
Naw, dude, WE don't become THEM. THEY are made to become US.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The whole idea that white Europeans would willingly and successfully adopt indigenous American culture runs counter to the entire concept of imperial colonialism.
Naw, dude, WE don't become THEM. THEY are made to become US.
Naw, dude, WE don't become THEM. THEY are made to become US.
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Hello, DOJ!! the person who leaks the unexpurgated version of the Epstein files will be a hero forever.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hello, DOJ!! the person who leaks the unexpurgated version of the Epstein files will be a hero forever.
Stand-up comedian gothic:
-You're being invited to perform on a show. It's a bringer. You required to have at least 5 people that you brought into the audience, or you will be cut from the show.
-There is no path up. It's all networking, all the time.
-You're being invited to perform on a show. It's a bringer. You required to have at least 5 people that you brought into the audience, or you will be cut from the show.
-There is no path up. It's all networking, all the time.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Stand-up comedian gothic:
-You're being invited to perform on a show. It's a bringer. You required to have at least 5 people that you brought into the audience, or you will be cut from the show.
-There is no path up. It's all networking, all the time.
-You're being invited to perform on a show. It's a bringer. You required to have at least 5 people that you brought into the audience, or you will be cut from the show.
-There is no path up. It's all networking, all the time.
What if the meat in the McRib is made from McDonald’s workers who tried to unionize, and that's why it's only so often?
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
What if the meat in the McRib is made from McDonald’s workers who tried to unionize, and that's why it's only so often?
There's something so funny to me about my dog being excited to go outside, see that it's raining, then turn around and come back inside with a look like,
"Why didn't you tell me the water was falling from the up-above?!"
"Why didn't you tell me the water was falling from the up-above?!"
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There's something so funny to me about my dog being excited to go outside, see that it's raining, then turn around and come back inside with a look like,
"Why didn't you tell me the water was falling from the up-above?!"
"Why didn't you tell me the water was falling from the up-above?!"
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IF YOU READ NO OTHER PORTION OF THE EPSTEIN FILES TRANSPARENCY ACT, read this one.
EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENT THEY WITHHOLD has to be indexed, published in the Federal Register, and submitted to Congress with an explanation.
And scroll down to understand why THEY ARE NOT PERMITTED TO WITHHOLD IT ALL.
EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENT THEY WITHHOLD has to be indexed, published in the Federal Register, and submitted to Congress with an explanation.
And scroll down to understand why THEY ARE NOT PERMITTED TO WITHHOLD IT ALL.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
IF YOU READ NO OTHER PORTION OF THE EPSTEIN FILES TRANSPARENCY ACT, read this one.
EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENT THEY WITHHOLD has to be indexed, published in the Federal Register, and submitted to Congress with an explanation.
And scroll down to understand why THEY ARE NOT PERMITTED TO WITHHOLD IT ALL.
EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENT THEY WITHHOLD has to be indexed, published in the Federal Register, and submitted to Congress with an explanation.
And scroll down to understand why THEY ARE NOT PERMITTED TO WITHHOLD IT ALL.
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Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
I don't understand why my students don't just turn in work. Like, they'll be sitting on it, completed, but not turn it in for days or weeks after.
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don't understand why my students don't just turn in work. Like, they'll be sitting on it, completed, but not turn it in for days or weeks after.
Vine Garr sounds like a viking warrior. Or a wizard.
My kid saw the vinegar bottle in the pantry and pronounced it "vine-gar" and now that's stuck in my head forever
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Vine Garr sounds like a viking warrior. Or a wizard.
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What IS success for a generation screwed by the system? Aughviee Harris is our guest today as we talk about what success looks like on Generation DAN!
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/dG-hWzPrpm0
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/dG-hWzPrpm0
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Success!(?) (Feat. Aughvieé Harris!!) | Generation DAN | Episode 212
YouTube video by Generation DAN Podcast
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November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What IS success for a generation screwed by the system? Aughviee Harris is our guest today as we talk about what success looks like on Generation DAN!
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/dG-hWzPrpm0
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
Links below or where you get shows!
YT: youtu.be/dG-hWzPrpm0
Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
"We needed this"
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"We needed this"