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Map No Vacuum
@atlasnovack.bsky.social
Comedi-AN, transit STAN, Epileptic | He/him | co-host/creator of the Generation DAN podcast (@generationdan) & Nexus at Night (@nexusatnight) | 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈♀️
Fair enough.

I'm just annoyed because for a world so spoiler-obsessed, the trailers often either show you all the best parts of the movie, or even worse, lie to you about the nature of said movie.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I mean, the trailers ruin the movie anyway so what's the point
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is Phil's POV, so it doesn't really MATTER in the story, but what do you think?

Like does Rita, seeing the car explode off the edge of the cliff, just disappear into the chronological void as the day resets immediately? Or does she live a day being like "damn, my co-worker's dead."
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
youtu.be/CBSz_ezpgEk?...

We still live here. We still have to do what we can.
send this to your friend when they say something awful
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November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Pretty everyone-is-twelve coded, but I'm tired and at this point why tf not right?
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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The whole idea that white Europeans would willingly and successfully adopt indigenous American culture runs counter to the entire concept of imperial colonialism.

Naw, dude, WE don't become THEM. THEY are made to become US.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
EXTREMELY accurate. Ironically the best sets I've had and money I've made is outside of LA
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
-The only way to make money is to pay a social media manager to film crowd work.

-The only way to have fun is to do bits you must never film. Crowd work is the only thing you may film. Crowd work is king.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
-The phone rings. It's your parents. They ask when you are going to get a real job.

-You must never tell others you are a comedian. They will ask you to tell them a joke.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
-You are told you will be given the light when you have a minute left. You don't know where it is coming from or what it looks like. The stage is full of lights. If you run the light you are a jackass.

-The most insufferable people are the ones who "make it". It will never be you.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
-The microphone contains the spittle of the comedian before you. He was ranting about woke.

-If you are a woman, you will be asked to do unspeakable things for stage time.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM