Abby
@asvslp.bsky.social
A speech pathologist, not a ventriloquist.
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Abby
@asvslp.bsky.social
· Dec 9
I don’t miss the other place but I will miss those magical moments like when that total rando tried to mansplain The Handmaid’s Tale to Margaret Atwood.
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Everyone raised on the AP Style Guide is having a moment with this one, thank you @ellecordova.bsky.social
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Everyone raised on the AP Style Guide is having a moment with this one, thank you @ellecordova.bsky.social
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At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
February 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
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The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was positive because a lot of people are now finding out and talking about 40 acres and a mule and what that means.
February 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was positive because a lot of people are now finding out and talking about 40 acres and a mule and what that means.
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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895
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“A minorrrrrrrr”
February 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“A minorrrrrrrr”
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
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Thank you Dan Rather...
December 13, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Thank you Dan Rather...
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The first rule,,,,,,,
December 13, 2024 at 5:17 AM
The first rule,,,,,,,
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My fiancé and I both worked retail for a long time, so creating a Christmas playlist that doesn't abruptly fill one or both of us with murderjuice is a complicated undertaking.
December 12, 2024 at 2:04 PM
My fiancé and I both worked retail for a long time, so creating a Christmas playlist that doesn't abruptly fill one or both of us with murderjuice is a complicated undertaking.
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You either walk into the sunset a hero, or you hang around long enough to see yourself become the villain.
This is a post about Nancy Pelosi.
This is a post about Nancy Pelosi.
Nancy Pelosi has been urging colleagues to back Rep. Gerry Connolly over AOC as the replacement for current Oversight Committee ranking member Jamie Raskin.
AOC faces Pelosi-led slugfest to become top Oversight Committee Democrat
Ocasio-Cortez is seen as the favorite, but sources stressed the race is still very much in play.
www.axios.com
December 12, 2024 at 11:07 PM
You either walk into the sunset a hero, or you hang around long enough to see yourself become the villain.
This is a post about Nancy Pelosi.
This is a post about Nancy Pelosi.
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Ok, what happened to Nancy Mace this time
December 12, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Ok, what happened to Nancy Mace this time
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Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
December 12, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
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I went to pick up meds for my daughter's migraines. Insurance has decided not to cover it this month for god knows why. $180 for 9 pills. The pharmacist says "one sec, let me try to apply coupons," *clickety clack,* then he says, "okay, now it's $16."
Nothing about our healthcare system makes sense.
Nothing about our healthcare system makes sense.
December 12, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I went to pick up meds for my daughter's migraines. Insurance has decided not to cover it this month for god knows why. $180 for 9 pills. The pharmacist says "one sec, let me try to apply coupons," *clickety clack,* then he says, "okay, now it's $16."
Nothing about our healthcare system makes sense.
Nothing about our healthcare system makes sense.
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BREAKING: Dr. Frankenstein has 'no idea' where Frankenstein's monster came from
December 12, 2024 at 9:57 PM
BREAKING: Dr. Frankenstein has 'no idea' where Frankenstein's monster came from
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Rampell: A year ago, the Mexican government deployed a lot more resources to their own southern border and have intercepted migrants on their way. Why are you shaking your head? That's why border crossings are down 75%.
December 13, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Rampell: A year ago, the Mexican government deployed a lot more resources to their own southern border and have intercepted migrants on their way. Why are you shaking your head? That's why border crossings are down 75%.
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Look, this Luigi dude murdered a guy (allegedly) & that's not okay. But like it or not he currently represents the collective rage & frustration of everyone who's ever had their own life or death fight with an insurance company.
It's what he stands for that people relate to.
It's what he stands for that people relate to.
December 12, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Look, this Luigi dude murdered a guy (allegedly) & that's not okay. But like it or not he currently represents the collective rage & frustration of everyone who's ever had their own life or death fight with an insurance company.
It's what he stands for that people relate to.
It's what he stands for that people relate to.
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Rampell: Except that all of the things that Trump is promising now in his economic agenda will make inflation worse.
Jennings: Cheaper energy..
Rampell: Oil production is at an all time high. We are producing more oil per day in this country than any country has.
Jennings: Cheaper energy..
Rampell: Oil production is at an all time high. We are producing more oil per day in this country than any country has.
December 13, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Rampell: Except that all of the things that Trump is promising now in his economic agenda will make inflation worse.
Jennings: Cheaper energy..
Rampell: Oil production is at an all time high. We are producing more oil per day in this country than any country has.
Jennings: Cheaper energy..
Rampell: Oil production is at an all time high. We are producing more oil per day in this country than any country has.
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There cannot be an excuse for this pattern of voting.It's going to hurt them for a very long time.👇
December 13, 2024 at 1:59 AM
There cannot be an excuse for this pattern of voting.It's going to hurt them for a very long time.👇
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cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast
me: ok
cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl
me: ok
cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
me: ok
cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl
me: ok
cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
December 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast
me: ok
cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl
me: ok
cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
me: ok
cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl
me: ok
cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch
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Remember that one time when like 70 million Germans didn’t think they were in a cult?
December 13, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Remember that one time when like 70 million Germans didn’t think they were in a cult?
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Made the whole thing up
Remember the FBI informant who claimed President Biden took millions in bribes from Burisma?
He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.
And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
He admitted today in federal court that he made the whole thing up.
And that he started spinning new lies after meeting with Russian intelligence.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 12, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Made the whole thing up