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Assigned Conor At Birth
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they...didn't...fuck...HORSES!!! *my telekinesis knocks my bowl of Kraft mac and cheese onto the floor and my dog eats it*
December 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
if you're behaving well in order to get onto Santa's Nice List, you're not being "good for goodness' sake"; you're being good for presents' sake.
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Sabaton makes music for dudes who think they're based for converting to Catholicism in their twenties and only go to Latin mass
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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When I find myself in times of trouble
Waluigi comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Waa! Ha haa!
May 19, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
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ok but what about five baby foxes playing in the snow, though, did you even consider that
January 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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the REAL Judas Priest was founded by singer Al Atkins in September '69 and disbanded forever in April '70. the group we all know as "Judas Priest" is ACTUALLY called Freight. or it WAS, until Atkins invaded the band and remade it in his image, not unlike how a virus rewrites the DNA of a cell
March 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...
The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[trying to explain bisexuality to an American] You know how some baseball players can bat from either side of the plate?
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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one of my fav vids I've done in a while! About the surreal and vaguely evil children's book, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
youtu.be/JNhuqRbahBY?...
The Most Hated Children's Book
YouTube video by Big Joel
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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funniest comedy movies of all time:

10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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He was skedaddling with this snail in his mouth
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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watch out he's redpilled!
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Every ad now
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
October 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM