Assigned Conor At Birth
@assignedconor.bsky.social
me stan account
any pronouns
any pronouns
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they...didn't...fuck...HORSES!!! *my telekinesis knocks my bowl of Kraft mac and cheese onto the floor and my dog eats it*
December 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
they...didn't...fuck...HORSES!!! *my telekinesis knocks my bowl of Kraft mac and cheese onto the floor and my dog eats it*
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if you're behaving well in order to get onto Santa's Nice List, you're not being "good for goodness' sake"; you're being good for presents' sake.
December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
if you're behaving well in order to get onto Santa's Nice List, you're not being "good for goodness' sake"; you're being good for presents' sake.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
![What’s the title or IP that you have yet to land but want?
Calvin and Hobbes. I’ve been chasing that for years and years, and I just have gotten nowhere with [creator] Bill Watterson. I began writing letters to him over 20 years ago. He lives in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, and I was actually contemplating just going out there and just staying at a local Best Western and seeing if he ever shows up at the [local] bookstore. All he does is these wood carvings for poetry readings, and every now and then he goes to the bookstore and does signings.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bck7uabvjt4xu5uzn3exzhqj/bafkreihbf3oqirpgrhgcmd5ruwmeq6wi4bfhpzlgexh26yfjnb5g5i3a6q@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt
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Sabaton makes music for dudes who think they're based for converting to Catholicism in their twenties and only go to Latin mass
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sabaton makes music for dudes who think they're based for converting to Catholicism in their twenties and only go to Latin mass
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I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
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When I find myself in times of trouble
Waluigi comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Waa! Ha haa!
Waluigi comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Waa! Ha haa!
May 19, 2024 at 9:28 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble
Waluigi comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Waa! Ha haa!
Waluigi comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Waa! Ha haa!
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what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens
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ok but what about five baby foxes playing in the snow, though, did you even consider that
January 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
ok but what about five baby foxes playing in the snow, though, did you even consider that
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the REAL Judas Priest was founded by singer Al Atkins in September '69 and disbanded forever in April '70. the group we all know as "Judas Priest" is ACTUALLY called Freight. or it WAS, until Atkins invaded the band and remade it in his image, not unlike how a virus rewrites the DNA of a cell
March 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the REAL Judas Priest was founded by singer Al Atkins in September '69 and disbanded forever in April '70. the group we all know as "Judas Priest" is ACTUALLY called Freight. or it WAS, until Atkins invaded the band and remade it in his image, not unlike how a virus rewrites the DNA of a cell
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The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[trying to explain bisexuality to an American] You know how some baseball players can bat from either side of the plate?
December 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
[trying to explain bisexuality to an American] You know how some baseball players can bat from either side of the plate?
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one of my fav vids I've done in a while! About the surreal and vaguely evil children's book, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
youtu.be/JNhuqRbahBY?...
youtu.be/JNhuqRbahBY?...
The Most Hated Children's Book
YouTube video by Big Joel
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
one of my fav vids I've done in a while! About the surreal and vaguely evil children's book, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
youtu.be/JNhuqRbahBY?...
youtu.be/JNhuqRbahBY?...
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funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
funniest comedy movies of all time:
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
10. simpsons movie
9. simpsons tv show
8. randy's candies (1988)
7. randy's candies (2007)
6. randy's candies (1902)
5. chiefs vs. browns (2002)
4. randy's candies (2029)
3. a TRULY funny film that ya GOTTA see to believe!!
3. simpsons
2. comedies
1. GREAT movies
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He was skedaddling with this snail in his mouth
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
He was skedaddling with this snail in his mouth
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watch out he's redpilled!
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
watch out he's redpilled!
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books
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it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out