Assigned Conor At Birth
@assignedconor.bsky.social
me stan account
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*smashes someone’s car with a golf club* I did that as a self-denigrating joke referencing a scene from The Big Lebowski. Didn’t land so well my bad.
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*smashes someone’s car with a golf club* I did that as a self-denigrating joke referencing a scene from The Big Lebowski. Didn’t land so well my bad.
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they...didn't...fuck...HORSES!!! *my telekinesis knocks my bowl of Kraft mac and cheese onto the floor and my dog eats it*
December 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
they...didn't...fuck...HORSES!!! *my telekinesis knocks my bowl of Kraft mac and cheese onto the floor and my dog eats it*
Congratulations on the exactly 1 day off Alex!
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Congratulations on the exactly 1 day off Alex!
she thinks she's right about what it means, at least
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
she thinks she's right about what it means, at least
Because you're shipping Tim and Al?
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Because you're shipping Tim and Al?
Rodgers is still so mad about one of the only such losses that he mentioned it in the postgame despite that game being over a decade ago and against a different team
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Rodgers is still so mad about one of the only such losses that he mentioned it in the postgame despite that game being over a decade ago and against a different team
whoa... I never thought about it that way but I guess it kinda is, yeah
December 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
whoa... I never thought about it that way but I guess it kinda is, yeah
which Santa Baby song?
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
which Santa Baby song?