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Congratulations on the exactly 1 day off Alex!
The above skeet from Secret Base has exactly 40 reskeets
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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An infielder for the Seattle Mariners is in mid-throwing motion facing towards first base. He’s up in the air, putting his whole basebussy into the throw. There is a mysterious white orb about ten feet behind him. A circle is drawn around the orb accompanied by a label which reads “A ‘baseball’”. Some bullet points which appear below the orb provide additional information: - The official ball of baseball - Commonly thrown by baseball players - Keep an eye out for one of these bad boys the next time you watch a baseball game
May 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I think this comment shows that she’s empathetic towards both black and trans folks, she just expressed it in an ignorant way
That black people are arrested for things no white person would be, and trans people are slandered for doing what cis do easily, and many white families only start to understand this if someone transitions. And it’s important to see and understand
May 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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oh DEAR HEAVENS how dare these savages INTIMIDATE our poor lily white babies while trying to protect their hard-earned rights and basic dignities
But in a report released on Wednesday, the privileges committee recommended suspending Ngarewa-Packer and Waititi for three weeks - an unprecedented penalty - and Maipi-Clarke for seven days, saying the trio's actions could have intimidated other legislators and were in contempt of parliament.
May 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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yeah, that’s what “yet” means
Leon Thomas (aka Renegade Cut) skeets: “hard at work on my most tasteless and ghoulish video yet.” Ian Danskin (aka Innuendo Studios) replies with that one “Simpsons” frame depicting Homer placing a reassuring hand on the shoulder of his son Bart, captioned “MOST TASTELESS AND GHOULISH SO FAR”
May 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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lol
[Screenshot of the Talk page for "Stereotypes of British People"] Quotes from the article: "British people overall are welcoming to people of different nationalities and sexualities" "British people eat a huge variety of dishes from a great wealth of cultures." Comment by Wikipedia editor: Both of these statements are dubious and overgeneralizing.
May 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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"I don't know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn't make sense." - David Lynch
April 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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better get that makeup out
Comment from 3 hours ago by Bluesky user Andrew: "the new 4th person pronoun" Comment from 53 minutes ago by Bluesky user Lusitanian Luser: "Haven't read the comments yet but if I see one person call chat a fucking fourth-person pronoun I'm going to become the joker.
April 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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this chart from Super Bowl XVIII is like something from Dorktown
A chart displaying how many rushing yards and rushing touchdowns were allowed by the Washington DC-based NFL team in their past 7 playoff games. Six teams are listed as well as Marcus Allen, a single running back for the Oakland Raiders. Of the six full teams, the one with the most combined rushing yards is the Miami Dolphins with 96, while only one team (the Minnesota Vikings) scored even a single rushing touchdown. Marcus Allen, an individual, gained 148 rushing yards and scored 2 rushing touchdowns.
April 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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weird, I've never encountered anyone like that!
Bluesky user Volkage the Rabbear in the comments of this very post: "I still hate this holiday and everything it stands for" "Everyone who has ever told me I don't like fun is a liar. I just like laughing at other things, but they DON'T accept it, because they think I'm unfunny, possibly a cruel, careless person, and their perspective on me is ruined by what I don't like."
April 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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smart thinking on Stanton's part. it would be so annoying if the state of Washington had the same name as the nation's capital.
Section of the Wikipedia article for the state of Washington entitled "Etymology" "Washington was named after President George Washington by an act of the United States Congress during the creation of Washington Territory in 1853; the territory was to be named "Columbia", for the Columbia River and the Columbia District, but Kentucky representative Richard H. Stanton found the name too similar to the District of Columbia (the national capital, itself containing the city of Washington), and proposed naming the new territory after President Washington. Washington is the only U.S. state named after a president."
January 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Sometimes you just have to hold it in.
Photo of Lindsay Lohan on Wikipedia captioned "Sometimes you just have to hold it in."
January 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM