bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash. World's #1 Immolation fan
Pinned
Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
Death metal: exists
Luc Lemay: I am gonna skronkle the shit out of this
Luc Lemay: I am gonna skronkle the shit out of this
February 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Death metal: exists
Luc Lemay: I am gonna skronkle the shit out of this
Luc Lemay: I am gonna skronkle the shit out of this
Sure, Louisiana feels like an inescapable regressive hellhole. But the food helps
February 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Sure, Louisiana feels like an inescapable regressive hellhole. But the food helps
Snare needs to be higher in the mix but otherwise exactly how dodgeball snare brutal death metal should be done
February 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Snare needs to be higher in the mix but otherwise exactly how dodgeball snare brutal death metal should be done
I'm not an acid guy, a Tool guy, or a guy interested in The Sphere. But I would take acid and go watch Tool at The Sphere
February 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I'm not an acid guy, a Tool guy, or a guy interested in The Sphere. But I would take acid and go watch Tool at The Sphere
This is fuckin peak metal dork shit, each moment perfectly crafted to activate the "hell yeah" gene and male you go "oh HELL yeah"
I am moving to the new EXXÛL ‘Sealed Into None’ album (Jan 15 2026) Epic power doom – TOP TIER performances, tone, and production. When I first heard the harmony on the ya-yas (candle scene above), I was helpless to this album’s powers. #Metalsky
productionstso.bandcamp.com/album/sealed...
productionstso.bandcamp.com/album/sealed...
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This is fuckin peak metal dork shit, each moment perfectly crafted to activate the "hell yeah" gene and male you go "oh HELL yeah"
Getting in trouble with my wife for commenting "aWOOga" on posts of sexy AI ladies
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Getting in trouble with my wife for commenting "aWOOga" on posts of sexy AI ladies
Threw some leftover smoked ribs in the leftover gumbo. I'm assuming this is gonna fuckin rule when it's done
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Threw some leftover smoked ribs in the leftover gumbo. I'm assuming this is gonna fuckin rule when it's done
Well, I WAS tired before the tornado warning
We're in the clear now but good Lord
We're in the clear now but good Lord
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Well, I WAS tired before the tornado warning
We're in the clear now but good Lord
We're in the clear now but good Lord
Became very grateful I don't get fucked up anymore when I ran into one of my professors at the parade lol. Not so far in the past that would have been, uh, real embarrassing
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Became very grateful I don't get fucked up anymore when I ran into one of my professors at the parade lol. Not so far in the past that would have been, uh, real embarrassing
Been at it since 10:30 am I am fuckin DONE
February 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Been at it since 10:30 am I am fuckin DONE
Current king cake count is 4 and we got one more on the way
February 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Current king cake count is 4 and we got one more on the way
I done TOLD all them couillons if they didnt get here early our hangout spot would be blocked off, guess they gotta walk lol
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I done TOLD all them couillons if they didnt get here early our hangout spot would be blocked off, guess they gotta walk lol
My wife bought literally 20 lbs of ribs for me to grill today for the Mardi Gras hangout
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
My wife bought literally 20 lbs of ribs for me to grill today for the Mardi Gras hangout
I just bought the pink Fiadh longsleeve so I can kick this dude's ass while wearing it
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I just bought the pink Fiadh longsleeve so I can kick this dude's ass while wearing it
I haven't been listening to a *ton* of new albums this year, but two of my favorites so far are black metal. I've always felt that the years alternate between black and death metal on top, so maybe this is a black metal year.
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I haven't been listening to a *ton* of new albums this year, but two of my favorites so far are black metal. I've always felt that the years alternate between black and death metal on top, so maybe this is a black metal year.
Getting a cameo from 2026 Dave Mustaine for Valentine's Day means your partner wants out of the relationship
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Getting a cameo from 2026 Dave Mustaine for Valentine's Day means your partner wants out of the relationship
This is what the "mystery" option got me when my kid asked me to go to her nail salon
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
This is what the "mystery" option got me when my kid asked me to go to her nail salon
Off work, Mardi gras weekend has officially begun. Time to crack open a beer before 4 pm
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Off work, Mardi gras weekend has officially begun. Time to crack open a beer before 4 pm
My ass cannot pass up a sad tree for $5
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
My ass cannot pass up a sad tree for $5
Old lady asked what my Immolation shirt said then said "I'll check it out on YouTube". Hell yeah granny
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Old lady asked what my Immolation shirt said then said "I'll check it out on YouTube". Hell yeah granny
Holy shit new Qwalen single ripped my wiener right off
Qwalen - Matala Hauta Huutaa (Official Video)
YouTube video by Time To Kill Records
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Holy shit new Qwalen single ripped my wiener right off
Brother in law asked me to grab a new comic while I'm in town so I sent him this
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Brother in law asked me to grab a new comic while I'm in town so I sent him this
I could conventional deadlift today! Highest rep I wanted to pull was 255 lbs, which is a far cry from my pre-injury 375 max but a hell of a lot more than the 0 I've been able to pull for months.
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I could conventional deadlift today! Highest rep I wanted to pull was 255 lbs, which is a far cry from my pre-injury 375 max but a hell of a lot more than the 0 I've been able to pull for months.
Me in between sets listening to the most violent music ever created
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Me in between sets listening to the most violent music ever created