bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash. World's #1 Immolation fan
Pinned
Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
If the crusaders against porn addiction really believed that shit, they'd find a way to make it seem less deeply unserious.
Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
If the crusaders against porn addiction really believed that shit, they'd find a way to make it seem less deeply unserious.
Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
Fueled by seed oils and diet soda
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Fueled by seed oils and diet soda
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I finish out lifting with Ashes of the Wake
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I finish out lifting with Ashes of the Wake
Arnold press weight increase time, so first set was 6 with the 65lb dumbbells. Finished off with 2x8 with the 60s. Shoulders fucking screaming and I still have lat raises to finish.
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Arnold press weight increase time, so first set was 6 with the 65lb dumbbells. Finished off with 2x8 with the 60s. Shoulders fucking screaming and I still have lat raises to finish.
I'm lifting heavy weights and listening to Knocked Loose and there's nothing you can do about it
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I'm lifting heavy weights and listening to Knocked Loose and there's nothing you can do about it
I RAISED MY EYES UP TO THE LIGHT IN HOPES OF FINDING HEALING
NO RELIEF WAS MINE, I WAS BURNT BY THE SUN
NO RELIEF WAS MINE, I WAS BURNT BY THE SUN
A Single Second
YouTube video by AFI - Topic
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I RAISED MY EYES UP TO THE LIGHT IN HOPES OF FINDING HEALING
NO RELIEF WAS MINE, I WAS BURNT BY THE SUN
NO RELIEF WAS MINE, I WAS BURNT BY THE SUN
One of the best 3 album runs of all time. I have a deep love of AFI's first 3 albums, but even I can admit these are flawless
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
One of the best 3 album runs of all time. I have a deep love of AFI's first 3 albums, but even I can admit these are flawless
Got rid of one band tee but have another arriving today
$0 if you can guess because it's the one you think
$0 if you can guess because it's the one you think
February 12, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Got rid of one band tee but have another arriving today
$0 if you can guess because it's the one you think
$0 if you can guess because it's the one you think
So this shit fucking bangs, but it's not disproving my theory that Knocked Loose is shifting into a nu-metal band
Knocked Loose "Hive Mind" (ft. Denzel Curry) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
So this shit fucking bangs, but it's not disproving my theory that Knocked Loose is shifting into a nu-metal band
Wife's grandma decided she was ready for a dog, and this dude needed a new home. He's staying with us for the night
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Wife's grandma decided she was ready for a dog, and this dude needed a new home. He's staying with us for the night
Almost 23 years later and it's still perfect
Oh my beautiful one
Oh my beautiful one
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Almost 23 years later and it's still perfect
Oh my beautiful one
Oh my beautiful one
About to head home from my delivery and get enveloped by absurdity
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
About to head home from my delivery and get enveloped by absurdity
FOR THE KINGS OF THE RAVEN REALMS
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
FOR THE KINGS OF THE RAVEN REALMS
Went to a store with only self checkout, but then they had someone scan your items for you.
I got 3 things and they missed one.
Flawless victory
I got 3 things and they missed one.
Flawless victory
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Went to a store with only self checkout, but then they had someone scan your items for you.
I got 3 things and they missed one.
Flawless victory
I got 3 things and they missed one.
Flawless victory
Y'all this goes fucking bananas
Deathy, speedy, very riffy black metal w/ light touch of psychedelic occult rock/Tribulation gothic flare on the edges. A bit Negative Plane eclectic. Riffs on riffs. Headbangable, facemelting w/ sick solos, eerie atmospheres. Impressive. soulsellerrecords.bandcamp.com/track/angel-... #MetalSky
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Y'all this goes fucking bananas
Uh, yeah, Sonic? Blue guy? Really fast? Always pregnant? Ever heard of it buddy
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Uh, yeah, Sonic? Blue guy? Really fast? Always pregnant? Ever heard of it buddy
Finished lifting and made myself way too hype before my next class
Scum, by Napalm Death
28 track album
napalmdeath.bandcamp.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Finished lifting and made myself way too hype before my next class
Guess I'm forced to bump up to the 80lb dumbbells for chest supported rows today. Fuck this is heavy lol
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Guess I'm forced to bump up to the 80lb dumbbells for chest supported rows today. Fuck this is heavy lol
Only time to lift today is right now and I don't have my headphones. Lord help me
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Only time to lift today is right now and I don't have my headphones. Lord help me
Orange juice really is the peak morning beverage
February 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Orange juice really is the peak morning beverage
You know JD got Usha pregnant so he could have the freshest breast milk right from the source
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
You know JD got Usha pregnant so he could have the freshest breast milk right from the source
Remembering how this was so on point that it got referenced in a black metal album review
"black metal is for hate and eeeeevil" oh please. We know the real driving force behind trve black metal is ennui
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Remembering how this was so on point that it got referenced in a black metal album review
It's only been a month back but I just got through two weeks of exams. This semester is gonna kick my ass
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It's only been a month back but I just got through two weeks of exams. This semester is gonna kick my ass
Finally got to add some barbell to legs again! This fuckin sucked lmao
3x8 front squat (135, 155, 155 lbs)
3x8 sumo deadlift (155, 175, 175)
1x12 bulgarian split squat (30lb dumbbells), said fuck that and did 1x6 with 45s, 1x6 50s
3x8 banded hip thrust (145)
3x8 front squat (135, 155, 155 lbs)
3x8 sumo deadlift (155, 175, 175)
1x12 bulgarian split squat (30lb dumbbells), said fuck that and did 1x6 with 45s, 1x6 50s
3x8 banded hip thrust (145)
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Finally got to add some barbell to legs again! This fuckin sucked lmao
3x8 front squat (135, 155, 155 lbs)
3x8 sumo deadlift (155, 175, 175)
1x12 bulgarian split squat (30lb dumbbells), said fuck that and did 1x6 with 45s, 1x6 50s
3x8 banded hip thrust (145)
3x8 front squat (135, 155, 155 lbs)
3x8 sumo deadlift (155, 175, 175)
1x12 bulgarian split squat (30lb dumbbells), said fuck that and did 1x6 with 45s, 1x6 50s
3x8 banded hip thrust (145)
Liftin motherfuckin weights
...For Victory, by Bolt Thrower
10 track album
bolt-thrower.bandcamp.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Liftin motherfuckin weights