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bayou blastbeats
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Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash. World's #1 Immolation fan
Pinned
Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
There're a lot of moments I think back on regarding my radicalization, but the one that always sticks out is a dude yelling "f**s" and throwing a beer bottle at me and my friend as teenagers
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Getting a cameo from 2026 Dave Mustaine for Valentine's Day means your partner wants out of the relationship
Incredible trio to spark romance in your relationship
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This is what the "mystery" option got me when my kid asked me to go to her nail salon
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Off work, Mardi gras weekend has officially begun. Time to crack open a beer before 4 pm
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
My ass cannot pass up a sad tree for $5
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Old lady asked what my Immolation shirt said then said "I'll check it out on YouTube". Hell yeah granny
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Holy shit new Qwalen single ripped my wiener right off
Qwalen - Matala Hauta Huutaa (Official Video)
YouTube video by Time To Kill Records
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Brother in law asked me to grab a new comic while I'm in town so I sent him this
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I could conventional deadlift today! Highest rep I wanted to pull was 255 lbs, which is a far cry from my pre-injury 375 max but a hell of a lot more than the 0 I've been able to pull for months.
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Alright it's been long enough. Time to admit that the album Errorzone by Vein (now Vein.fm) is a stone cold classic
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Me in between sets listening to the most violent music ever created
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Music to beat ass to
Some big releases—wish I loved Converge but I’ll still check it out. But don’t miss this short, ping snared death offering bc it’s freaking addictive. Glassbone
Ruthless Savagery - EP by Glassbone on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 6 Songs
music.apple.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I can only assume these message requests from sus people asking if you have tattoos are all feds
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Guess I'm benching light for volume today. Jesus Christ I decimated my shoulders yesterday
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Earlier lifting today than normal

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAAALE
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
It's a great day to hate God
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Absolutely stoked to throw this on but don't know if I should wait til my brain is more functional a bit later
Necropalace (24-bit HD audio), by Worm
7 track album
wormgloom.bandcamp.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Reposted by bayou blastbeats
oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
If the crusaders against porn addiction really believed that shit, they'd find a way to make it seem less deeply unserious.

Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Fueled by seed oils and diet soda
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I finish out lifting with Ashes of the Wake
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Arnold press weight increase time, so first set was 6 with the 65lb dumbbells. Finished off with 2x8 with the 60s. Shoulders fucking screaming and I still have lat raises to finish.
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'm lifting heavy weights and listening to Knocked Loose and there's nothing you can do about it
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I RAISED MY EYES UP TO THE LIGHT IN HOPES OF FINDING HEALING

NO RELIEF WAS MINE, I WAS BURNT BY THE SUN
A Single Second
YouTube video by AFI - Topic
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
One of the best 3 album runs of all time. I have a deep love of AFI's first 3 albums, but even I can admit these are flawless
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM