bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash. World's #1 Immolation fan
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Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
I am perfectly happy with my Internet speed except when I am trying to download a goddamn game at night
February 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I am perfectly happy with my Internet speed except when I am trying to download a goddamn game at night
Still slowly plucking along with Lunar: SSS, which is a delightful game, but I've once again felt the call of FromSoft.
I think it's time to commit and finally beat Bloodborne.
I think it's time to commit and finally beat Bloodborne.
February 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Still slowly plucking along with Lunar: SSS, which is a delightful game, but I've once again felt the call of FromSoft.
I think it's time to commit and finally beat Bloodborne.
I think it's time to commit and finally beat Bloodborne.
Behind Space
Songs embedded in my DNA
The alternate triplets are probably unnecessary but I think it sounds better with no drums
Songs embedded in my DNA
The alternate triplets are probably unnecessary but I think it sounds better with no drums
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Behind Space
Songs embedded in my DNA
The alternate triplets are probably unnecessary but I think it sounds better with no drums
Songs embedded in my DNA
The alternate triplets are probably unnecessary but I think it sounds better with no drums
Was practicing pinch harmonics to this and my 8 year old said she liked it
There is hope
There is hope
IMMOLATION Rise the Heretics
YouTube video by METAL 4K
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Was practicing pinch harmonics to this and my 8 year old said she liked it
There is hope
There is hope
Hitting my bench PR and wondering why I'm not totally cooked, then realized I only did flat bench and my normal chest day is possibly insane
February 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Hitting my bench PR and wondering why I'm not totally cooked, then realized I only did flat bench and my normal chest day is possibly insane
Probably the grind band that makes me wanna fight the most
Apocalypse, by Rotten Sound
18 track album
rottensound.bandcamp.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Probably the grind band that makes me wanna fight the most
Big ass fuckin lifts today powered by death metal and pure spite
February 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Big ass fuckin lifts today powered by death metal and pure spite
BIG FUCKIN BENCH PR DAY
Misgrooved on a greedy 285 lbs, walked it back.
275 was a PR. It felt so good I did 280. And got it.
Misgrooved on a greedy 285 lbs, walked it back.
275 was a PR. It felt so good I did 280. And got it.
February 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
BIG FUCKIN BENCH PR DAY
Misgrooved on a greedy 285 lbs, walked it back.
275 was a PR. It felt so good I did 280. And got it.
Misgrooved on a greedy 285 lbs, walked it back.
275 was a PR. It felt so good I did 280. And got it.
Immolation has like 30 songs that make you wonder if it's the hardest fucking shit ever made
IMMOLATION - Fostering the Divide (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Immolation has like 30 songs that make you wonder if it's the hardest fucking shit ever made
Trying to decide which Immolation album to throw on for a PR attempt. I'm thinking Atonement
February 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Trying to decide which Immolation album to throw on for a PR attempt. I'm thinking Atonement
This shit goes so fuckin hard
Bastard Steel
YouTube video by Smoulder - Topic
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This shit goes so fuckin hard
Supposed to be deload week, but I didn't do anything at all yesterday so I'm feeling good and may sneak in a PR attempt
Times of Obscene Evil and Wild Daring, by Smoulder
6 track album
smoulder.bandcamp.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Supposed to be deload week, but I didn't do anything at all yesterday so I'm feeling good and may sneak in a PR attempt
Death metal: exists
Luc Lemay: I am gonna skronkle the shit out of this
Luc Lemay: I am gonna skronkle the shit out of this
February 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Death metal: exists
Luc Lemay: I am gonna skronkle the shit out of this
Luc Lemay: I am gonna skronkle the shit out of this
Sure, Louisiana feels like an inescapable regressive hellhole. But the food helps
February 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Sure, Louisiana feels like an inescapable regressive hellhole. But the food helps
Snare needs to be higher in the mix but otherwise exactly how dodgeball snare brutal death metal should be done
February 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Snare needs to be higher in the mix but otherwise exactly how dodgeball snare brutal death metal should be done
I'm not an acid guy, a Tool guy, or a guy interested in The Sphere. But I would take acid and go watch Tool at The Sphere
February 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I'm not an acid guy, a Tool guy, or a guy interested in The Sphere. But I would take acid and go watch Tool at The Sphere
This is fuckin peak metal dork shit, each moment perfectly crafted to activate the "hell yeah" gene and male you go "oh HELL yeah"
I am moving to the new EXXÛL ‘Sealed Into None’ album (Jan 15 2026) Epic power doom – TOP TIER performances, tone, and production. When I first heard the harmony on the ya-yas (candle scene above), I was helpless to this album’s powers. #Metalsky
productionstso.bandcamp.com/album/sealed...
productionstso.bandcamp.com/album/sealed...
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This is fuckin peak metal dork shit, each moment perfectly crafted to activate the "hell yeah" gene and male you go "oh HELL yeah"
Getting in trouble with my wife for commenting "aWOOga" on posts of sexy AI ladies
February 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Getting in trouble with my wife for commenting "aWOOga" on posts of sexy AI ladies
Threw some leftover smoked ribs in the leftover gumbo. I'm assuming this is gonna fuckin rule when it's done
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Threw some leftover smoked ribs in the leftover gumbo. I'm assuming this is gonna fuckin rule when it's done
Well, I WAS tired before the tornado warning
We're in the clear now but good Lord
We're in the clear now but good Lord
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Well, I WAS tired before the tornado warning
We're in the clear now but good Lord
We're in the clear now but good Lord
Became very grateful I don't get fucked up anymore when I ran into one of my professors at the parade lol. Not so far in the past that would have been, uh, real embarrassing
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Became very grateful I don't get fucked up anymore when I ran into one of my professors at the parade lol. Not so far in the past that would have been, uh, real embarrassing
Been at it since 10:30 am I am fuckin DONE
February 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Been at it since 10:30 am I am fuckin DONE
Current king cake count is 4 and we got one more on the way
February 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Current king cake count is 4 and we got one more on the way
I done TOLD all them couillons if they didnt get here early our hangout spot would be blocked off, guess they gotta walk lol
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I done TOLD all them couillons if they didnt get here early our hangout spot would be blocked off, guess they gotta walk lol
My wife bought literally 20 lbs of ribs for me to grill today for the Mardi Gras hangout
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
My wife bought literally 20 lbs of ribs for me to grill today for the Mardi Gras hangout