bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash. World's #1 Immolation fan
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Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
I done TOLD all them couillons if they didnt get here early our hangout spot would be blocked off, guess they gotta walk lol
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I done TOLD all them couillons if they didnt get here early our hangout spot would be blocked off, guess they gotta walk lol
My wife bought literally 20 lbs of ribs for me to grill today for the Mardi Gras hangout
February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
My wife bought literally 20 lbs of ribs for me to grill today for the Mardi Gras hangout
I just bought the pink Fiadh longsleeve so I can kick this dude's ass while wearing it
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I just bought the pink Fiadh longsleeve so I can kick this dude's ass while wearing it
I haven't been listening to a *ton* of new albums this year, but two of my favorites so far are black metal. I've always felt that the years alternate between black and death metal on top, so maybe this is a black metal year.
February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I haven't been listening to a *ton* of new albums this year, but two of my favorites so far are black metal. I've always felt that the years alternate between black and death metal on top, so maybe this is a black metal year.
Getting a cameo from 2026 Dave Mustaine for Valentine's Day means your partner wants out of the relationship
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Getting a cameo from 2026 Dave Mustaine for Valentine's Day means your partner wants out of the relationship
This is what the "mystery" option got me when my kid asked me to go to her nail salon
February 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
This is what the "mystery" option got me when my kid asked me to go to her nail salon
Off work, Mardi gras weekend has officially begun. Time to crack open a beer before 4 pm
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Off work, Mardi gras weekend has officially begun. Time to crack open a beer before 4 pm
My ass cannot pass up a sad tree for $5
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
My ass cannot pass up a sad tree for $5
Old lady asked what my Immolation shirt said then said "I'll check it out on YouTube". Hell yeah granny
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Old lady asked what my Immolation shirt said then said "I'll check it out on YouTube". Hell yeah granny
Holy shit new Qwalen single ripped my wiener right off
Qwalen - Matala Hauta Huutaa (Official Video)
YouTube video by Time To Kill Records
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Holy shit new Qwalen single ripped my wiener right off
Brother in law asked me to grab a new comic while I'm in town so I sent him this
February 13, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Brother in law asked me to grab a new comic while I'm in town so I sent him this
I could conventional deadlift today! Highest rep I wanted to pull was 255 lbs, which is a far cry from my pre-injury 375 max but a hell of a lot more than the 0 I've been able to pull for months.
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I could conventional deadlift today! Highest rep I wanted to pull was 255 lbs, which is a far cry from my pre-injury 375 max but a hell of a lot more than the 0 I've been able to pull for months.
Me in between sets listening to the most violent music ever created
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Me in between sets listening to the most violent music ever created
Music to beat ass to
Some big releases—wish I loved Converge but I’ll still check it out. But don’t miss this short, ping snared death offering bc it’s freaking addictive. Glassbone
Ruthless Savagery - EP by Glassbone on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 6 Songs
music.apple.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Music to beat ass to
I can only assume these message requests from sus people asking if you have tattoos are all feds
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I can only assume these message requests from sus people asking if you have tattoos are all feds
Guess I'm benching light for volume today. Jesus Christ I decimated my shoulders yesterday
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Guess I'm benching light for volume today. Jesus Christ I decimated my shoulders yesterday
Earlier lifting today than normal
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAAALE
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAAALE
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Earlier lifting today than normal
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAAALE
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAAALE
It's a great day to hate God
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 PM
It's a great day to hate God
Absolutely stoked to throw this on but don't know if I should wait til my brain is more functional a bit later
Necropalace (24-bit HD audio), by Worm
7 track album
wormgloom.bandcamp.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Absolutely stoked to throw this on but don't know if I should wait til my brain is more functional a bit later
Reposted by bayou blastbeats
oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
oh my god??
If the crusaders against porn addiction really believed that shit, they'd find a way to make it seem less deeply unserious.
Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
If the crusaders against porn addiction really believed that shit, they'd find a way to make it seem less deeply unserious.
Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
Oh, you can't stop watching porn? Have you tried playing a videogame
Fueled by seed oils and diet soda
February 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Fueled by seed oils and diet soda
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I finish out lifting with Ashes of the Wake
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I finish out lifting with Ashes of the Wake
Arnold press weight increase time, so first set was 6 with the 65lb dumbbells. Finished off with 2x8 with the 60s. Shoulders fucking screaming and I still have lat raises to finish.
February 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Arnold press weight increase time, so first set was 6 with the 65lb dumbbells. Finished off with 2x8 with the 60s. Shoulders fucking screaming and I still have lat raises to finish.