bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, metal guy, and attempted funny person. Always antifash
Pinned
Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
For my old band I was probably not using proper vocal technique. Now I'm not only trying to play and get proper breathing, but it's also the first time I've done cleans. This shit is rough lmao
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
For my old band I was probably not using proper vocal technique. Now I'm not only trying to play and get proper breathing, but it's also the first time I've done cleans. This shit is rough lmao
Still playing New Song Nuclear Assault, doesn't have the same oomph without the bit ass bass sound behind it.
Don't kill me if I didn't figure everything out right lmao
Don't kill me if I didn't figure everything out right lmao
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Still playing New Song Nuclear Assault, doesn't have the same oomph without the bit ass bass sound behind it.
Don't kill me if I didn't figure everything out right lmao
Don't kill me if I didn't figure everything out right lmao
Listen to Immortal lift weights kill God
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Listen to Immortal lift weights kill God
I never get a fuck around day in the gym anymore. Just hit 3 sets of 5 decline bench with 225 lbs. Still got it baby
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I never get a fuck around day in the gym anymore. Just hit 3 sets of 5 decline bench with 225 lbs. Still got it baby
Time to lift and contemplate the horrors and futility of war
Die Urkatastrophe, by Kanonenfieber
12 track album
noisebringer-records.bandcamp.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Time to lift and contemplate the horrors and futility of war
It felt my cat food was running out quickly, but apparently my daughter has been feeding a stray that lives in the woods lol
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It felt my cat food was running out quickly, but apparently my daughter has been feeding a stray that lives in the woods lol
Love Louisiana weather swings. From long sleeves back to sleeveless lmao
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Love Louisiana weather swings. From long sleeves back to sleeveless lmao
Oreo has unfortunately slowed down on the limited edition, but I did find a store that still had apple pie. Upon a revisit, this is maybe a B- Oreo varietal. Good, but not their best effort
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Oreo has unfortunately slowed down on the limited edition, but I did find a store that still had apple pie. Upon a revisit, this is maybe a B- Oreo varietal. Good, but not their best effort
Hardcore bands don't write about people watching too much TV like they used to
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hardcore bands don't write about people watching too much TV like they used to
Clothing companies that use metal aesthetics are so weird. Too many rad bands exist already and I want a shirt from them all. Why would anyone buy something that looks like a band tee but isn't.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Clothing companies that use metal aesthetics are so weird. Too many rad bands exist already and I want a shirt from them all. Why would anyone buy something that looks like a band tee but isn't.
Stephen King writing women: She was strong willed. Independent. Carved her own path and didn't let anything get in her way.
And then she saw a moderately handsome man. She began gushing with an overwhelming desire to be impregnated by him.
And then she saw a moderately handsome man. She began gushing with an overwhelming desire to be impregnated by him.
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Stephen King writing women: She was strong willed. Independent. Carved her own path and didn't let anything get in her way.
And then she saw a moderately handsome man. She began gushing with an overwhelming desire to be impregnated by him.
And then she saw a moderately handsome man. She began gushing with an overwhelming desire to be impregnated by him.
One thing I've noticed living deep in trump country is that his normal base has shut the fuck up for the first time in a long time. I don't know what to do with this observation, but I think it's something.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
One thing I've noticed living deep in trump country is that his normal base has shut the fuck up for the first time in a long time. I don't know what to do with this observation, but I think it's something.
Harmonica hardcore baby
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Harmonica hardcore baby
Gonna have to change my name to bayoudbeats with the kind of shit I been on lately
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Gonna have to change my name to bayoudbeats with the kind of shit I been on lately
Back to squatting decently again hell yeah. Don't know exactly what was going on last week but I fixed it
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Back to squatting decently again hell yeah. Don't know exactly what was going on last week but I fixed it
I'm also listening to a lot of modern hardcore that fuckin BANGS
Artillery From Heaven, by Contention
10 track album
dazestyle.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm also listening to a lot of modern hardcore that fuckin BANGS
Still in a hardcore mood
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Still in a hardcore mood
Dawg they got bird flu in the raw milk now?! The hubris and stupidity to laugh in the face of God and drink it is truly unconscionable
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Dawg they got bird flu in the raw milk now?! The hubris and stupidity to laugh in the face of God and drink it is truly unconscionable
Anyone against gender affirming care should not be allowed to work in any mental health setting
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Anyone against gender affirming care should not be allowed to work in any mental health setting
It's all fun to laugh at until a crucial part of your project involves nailing a landscaping stake to a prefab gate
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's all fun to laugh at until a crucial part of your project involves nailing a landscaping stake to a prefab gate
I would like to apologize in advance, this is my first weekend in a month with no assignments, homework, or tests to study for. Shits gonna get rowdy
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I would like to apologize in advance, this is my first weekend in a month with no assignments, homework, or tests to study for. Shits gonna get rowdy
Hey guys, anyone else notice that Horny Smurf has been going down to the hut of the evil wizard Garglemale a lot lately?
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hey guys, anyone else notice that Horny Smurf has been going down to the hut of the evil wizard Garglemale a lot lately?
New solo project from the mysterious enigma known as Cathy making True Norwegian Ack Metal
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
New solo project from the mysterious enigma known as Cathy making True Norwegian Ack Metal
I haven't listened to Lamp of Murmuur yet is it still Immortal
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I haven't listened to Lamp of Murmuur yet is it still Immortal
guy who gets shredded because he's insecure about his small dick: yeah I'm just big into tradition and the the history of western civilization, really going for that full Greek sculpture body type
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
guy who gets shredded because he's insecure about his small dick: yeah I'm just big into tradition and the the history of western civilization, really going for that full Greek sculpture body type