bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash. World's #1 Immolation fan
Pinned
Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
Petition to make this the state anthem
Louisiana Bob
YouTube video by Maximum the Hormone - Topic
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Petition to make this the state anthem
I'VE GOT A GUNINMYHANDBUTTHEGUNWON'TCOCK
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I'VE GOT A GUNINMYHANDBUTTHEGUNWON'TCOCK
I don't have a favorite band but Prowler in the Yard is absolutely my favorite album lmao whoops
Antrisch is my favorite band.
Panzerfaust is my favorite band.
Lady Gaga is my favorite artist.
Ghost is my favorite band.
System of a Down is my favorite band.
Murder by Death is my favorite band.
fuck having one favorite, all these things can and do coexist
Panzerfaust is my favorite band.
Lady Gaga is my favorite artist.
Ghost is my favorite band.
System of a Down is my favorite band.
Murder by Death is my favorite band.
fuck having one favorite, all these things can and do coexist
Linkin Park is my favorite band.
Opeth is my favorite band.
Boris is my favorite band.
Kayo Dot is my favorite band.
Converge is my favorite band.
fuck having one favorite, all these things can and do coexist
Opeth is my favorite band.
Boris is my favorite band.
Kayo Dot is my favorite band.
Converge is my favorite band.
fuck having one favorite, all these things can and do coexist
February 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I don't have a favorite band but Prowler in the Yard is absolutely my favorite album lmao whoops
The Colony tee with the old school In Flames logo stays ON during sex
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The Colony tee with the old school In Flames logo stays ON during sex
BURY ME AN ANGEL
February 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
BURY ME AN ANGEL
I don't typically see this in the discussion of best grind albums of all time
But it absolutely is.
But it absolutely is.
Desire Will Rot, by Fuck The Facts
11 track album
noisesalvation.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I don't typically see this in the discussion of best grind albums of all time
But it absolutely is.
But it absolutely is.
So anyway, I started swinging
The Weak
YouTube video by Rotten Sound - Topic
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
So anyway, I started swinging
This is THE Rotten Sound album, right? I think it's this one. But it might be Abuse to Suffer.
February 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This is THE Rotten Sound album, right? I think it's this one. But it might be Abuse to Suffer.
Lmao of course a cybertruck is pulling a brand new trailers.
I forgot they even make them new. All trailers are 20+ years old in my experience
I forgot they even make them new. All trailers are 20+ years old in my experience
February 18, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Lmao of course a cybertruck is pulling a brand new trailers.
I forgot they even make them new. All trailers are 20+ years old in my experience
I forgot they even make them new. All trailers are 20+ years old in my experience
"Would you like to join our loyalty program for savings?"
No. I swear loyalty to no corporation.
No. I swear loyalty to no corporation.
February 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
"Would you like to join our loyalty program for savings?"
No. I swear loyalty to no corporation.
No. I swear loyalty to no corporation.
The Switch Virtual Boy is exactly the kind of shit I want from Nintendo.
The games being tied to a subscription is not.
The games being tied to a subscription is not.
February 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The Switch Virtual Boy is exactly the kind of shit I want from Nintendo.
The games being tied to a subscription is not.
The games being tied to a subscription is not.
Me in the gym
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Me in the gym
Economy's pretty solid if you ask me. The make you cartoon with phone and bet on Mr. Beast's next torture scenario sectors are both thriving
February 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Economy's pretty solid if you ask me. The make you cartoon with phone and bet on Mr. Beast's next torture scenario sectors are both thriving
Making your opening track Candlemass + King Diamond and nailing it is such an alpha move
Blighted Deity
YouTube video by Exxûl - Topic
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Making your opening track Candlemass + King Diamond and nailing it is such an alpha move
Ash Wednesday pissed me off so much lol. Not even a holy day of obligation but all these motherfuckers go get their ashes and refuse to wipe them off so they can signal that they went to church today
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Ash Wednesday pissed me off so much lol. Not even a holy day of obligation but all these motherfuckers go get their ashes and refuse to wipe them off so they can signal that they went to church today
I am perfectly happy with my Internet speed except when I am trying to download a goddamn game at night
February 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I am perfectly happy with my Internet speed except when I am trying to download a goddamn game at night
Still slowly plucking along with Lunar: SSS, which is a delightful game, but I've once again felt the call of FromSoft.
I think it's time to commit and finally beat Bloodborne.
I think it's time to commit and finally beat Bloodborne.
February 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Still slowly plucking along with Lunar: SSS, which is a delightful game, but I've once again felt the call of FromSoft.
I think it's time to commit and finally beat Bloodborne.
I think it's time to commit and finally beat Bloodborne.
Behind Space
Songs embedded in my DNA
The alternate triplets are probably unnecessary but I think it sounds better with no drums
Songs embedded in my DNA
The alternate triplets are probably unnecessary but I think it sounds better with no drums
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Behind Space
Songs embedded in my DNA
The alternate triplets are probably unnecessary but I think it sounds better with no drums
Songs embedded in my DNA
The alternate triplets are probably unnecessary but I think it sounds better with no drums
Was practicing pinch harmonics to this and my 8 year old said she liked it
There is hope
There is hope
IMMOLATION Rise the Heretics
YouTube video by METAL 4K
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Was practicing pinch harmonics to this and my 8 year old said she liked it
There is hope
There is hope
Hitting my bench PR and wondering why I'm not totally cooked, then realized I only did flat bench and my normal chest day is possibly insane
February 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Hitting my bench PR and wondering why I'm not totally cooked, then realized I only did flat bench and my normal chest day is possibly insane
Probably the grind band that makes me wanna fight the most
Apocalypse, by Rotten Sound
18 track album
rottensound.bandcamp.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Probably the grind band that makes me wanna fight the most
Big ass fuckin lifts today powered by death metal and pure spite
February 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Big ass fuckin lifts today powered by death metal and pure spite
BIG FUCKIN BENCH PR DAY
Misgrooved on a greedy 285 lbs, walked it back.
275 was a PR. It felt so good I did 280. And got it.
Misgrooved on a greedy 285 lbs, walked it back.
275 was a PR. It felt so good I did 280. And got it.
February 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
BIG FUCKIN BENCH PR DAY
Misgrooved on a greedy 285 lbs, walked it back.
275 was a PR. It felt so good I did 280. And got it.
Misgrooved on a greedy 285 lbs, walked it back.
275 was a PR. It felt so good I did 280. And got it.
Immolation has like 30 songs that make you wonder if it's the hardest fucking shit ever made
IMMOLATION - Fostering the Divide (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Immolation has like 30 songs that make you wonder if it's the hardest fucking shit ever made
Trying to decide which Immolation album to throw on for a PR attempt. I'm thinking Atonement
February 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Trying to decide which Immolation album to throw on for a PR attempt. I'm thinking Atonement