bayou blastbeats
@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social
Weightlifting dad, husband, and dork. Always antifash. World's #1 Immolation fan
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Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged
Going barely back in time just to tell a PC gamer that we can now run Crysis on a bathroom mirror, but we're out of hard drives because people want to see what cat George Washington looks like
February 20, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Going barely back in time just to tell a PC gamer that we can now run Crysis on a bathroom mirror, but we're out of hard drives because people want to see what cat George Washington looks like
The Outkast guide to "alright"
If it's "alright alright alright alright alright", you're listening to Stankonia
If it's "alrightalrightalrightalright", you're listening to Speakerboxxx
If it's "alright alright alright alright alright", you're listening to Stankonia
If it's "alrightalrightalrightalright", you're listening to Speakerboxxx
February 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The Outkast guide to "alright"
If it's "alright alright alright alright alright", you're listening to Stankonia
If it's "alrightalrightalrightalright", you're listening to Speakerboxxx
If it's "alright alright alright alright alright", you're listening to Stankonia
If it's "alrightalrightalrightalright", you're listening to Speakerboxxx
Dick Cheney hyping himself up before he "accidentally" shoots his friend
You are a HUNTER and hunters KILL
February 20, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Dick Cheney hyping himself up before he "accidentally" shoots his friend
Almost beat the Cleric Beast first try so that's nice. My last run where I got just past Vicar Amelia this def did not happen.
I still hate the beginning area
I still hate the beginning area
February 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Almost beat the Cleric Beast first try so that's nice. My last run where I got just past Vicar Amelia this def did not happen.
I still hate the beginning area
I still hate the beginning area
The most consistently relevant post I've ever made
It's still very weird for me whenever anything I post breaks outside of my normal circle at all
But I'm glad a shirtless picture of me could brighten your day a little, cumdump69
But I'm glad a shirtless picture of me could brighten your day a little, cumdump69
February 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The most consistently relevant post I've ever made
Luigi's Mansione
February 20, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Luigi's Mansione
The Xenoblade games look so cool I wish I had the 10,000 years of time it takes to beat them ☹️
February 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The Xenoblade games look so cool I wish I had the 10,000 years of time it takes to beat them ☹️
Pop punk is so much better with a rad guitar tone
February 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Pop punk is so much better with a rad guitar tone
1k followers, this feels wrong
February 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
1k followers, this feels wrong
Is autocorrect getting worse or is it my typing? I choose to believe the former
February 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Is autocorrect getting worse or is it my typing? I choose to believe the former
An album that instantly transport you back to a very specific era lol
February 19, 2026 at 8:21 PM
An album that instantly transport you back to a very specific era lol
Uh maybe I'm not gonna chill today
WHEN YOU CUT OFF THE HEAD, FUCKING TWO GROW BACK
WHEN YOU CUT OFF THE HEAD, FUCKING TWO GROW BACK
Hydra
YouTube video by Fit for an Autopsy - Topic
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Uh maybe I'm not gonna chill today
WHEN YOU CUT OFF THE HEAD, FUCKING TWO GROW BACK
WHEN YOU CUT OFF THE HEAD, FUCKING TWO GROW BACK
Work's dead and I got 2 hours to kill in the gym but it's a deload week. Lord help me stick to that plan and not go ham
February 19, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Work's dead and I got 2 hours to kill in the gym but it's a deload week. Lord help me stick to that plan and not go ham
My arms must be getting bigger because the sleeves on my @transgressivemetal.bsky.social shirt are getting tighter
February 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
My arms must be getting bigger because the sleeves on my @transgressivemetal.bsky.social shirt are getting tighter
Nuclear War Now! really is just the Comedy Mothership of black metal, going so far as to also be in Austin
February 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Nuclear War Now! really is just the Comedy Mothership of black metal, going so far as to also be in Austin
Wasn't able to stop in Houma for a Cannata's king cake (my favorite) this year.
Walked into a Super 1 and apparently they came to me.
Walked into a Super 1 and apparently they came to me.
February 19, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Wasn't able to stop in Houma for a Cannata's king cake (my favorite) this year.
Walked into a Super 1 and apparently they came to me.
Walked into a Super 1 and apparently they came to me.
It's a deload week, but after the leg pump I got yesterday, I'm starting to wonder if my normal routines are insane
February 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
It's a deload week, but after the leg pump I got yesterday, I'm starting to wonder if my normal routines are insane
Petition to make this the state anthem
Louisiana Bob
YouTube video by Maximum the Hormone - Topic
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Petition to make this the state anthem
I'VE GOT A GUNINMYHANDBUTTHEGUNWON'TCOCK
February 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I'VE GOT A GUNINMYHANDBUTTHEGUNWON'TCOCK
I don't have a favorite band but Prowler in the Yard is absolutely my favorite album lmao whoops
Antrisch is my favorite band.
Panzerfaust is my favorite band.
Lady Gaga is my favorite artist.
Ghost is my favorite band.
System of a Down is my favorite band.
Murder by Death is my favorite band.
fuck having one favorite, all these things can and do coexist
Panzerfaust is my favorite band.
Lady Gaga is my favorite artist.
Ghost is my favorite band.
System of a Down is my favorite band.
Murder by Death is my favorite band.
fuck having one favorite, all these things can and do coexist
Linkin Park is my favorite band.
Opeth is my favorite band.
Boris is my favorite band.
Kayo Dot is my favorite band.
Converge is my favorite band.
fuck having one favorite, all these things can and do coexist
Opeth is my favorite band.
Boris is my favorite band.
Kayo Dot is my favorite band.
Converge is my favorite band.
fuck having one favorite, all these things can and do coexist
February 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I don't have a favorite band but Prowler in the Yard is absolutely my favorite album lmao whoops
The Colony tee with the old school In Flames logo stays ON during sex
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The Colony tee with the old school In Flames logo stays ON during sex
BURY ME AN ANGEL
February 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
BURY ME AN ANGEL
I don't typically see this in the discussion of best grind albums of all time
But it absolutely is.
But it absolutely is.
Desire Will Rot, by Fuck The Facts
11 track album
noisesalvation.bandcamp.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I don't typically see this in the discussion of best grind albums of all time
But it absolutely is.
But it absolutely is.
So anyway, I started swinging
The Weak
YouTube video by Rotten Sound - Topic
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
So anyway, I started swinging
This is THE Rotten Sound album, right? I think it's this one. But it might be Abuse to Suffer.
February 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This is THE Rotten Sound album, right? I think it's this one. But it might be Abuse to Suffer.