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Dietitian and pet lover, I should have been a vet, lol 🤪😅, a seamless viber
I think the top is a little bit too small 🤪☺️🤭
September 8, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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I dunno how I got on a Republican text blast list, but it sure is pathetic 🥲
August 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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The Bug Club's On the Intricate Inner Workings of the System is the "Album of the Week" for Brooklyn Vegan's "Indie Basement" column www.brooklynvegan.com/album-review...
Indie Basement (8/30): This week: reviews of new albums by Ty Segall, Seefeel, Jon Hopkins, The Fastbacks, more.
Plus: Los Bitchos, The Bug Club, Ulrich Schnauss, Yannis Philippakis & Tony Allen, and more.
www.brooklynvegan.com
August 31, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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September 6, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Pink is the new black 😂, I'm not even sure this color is pink 🤭🩷
September 6, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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Starting a band named Useful Idiots
September 5, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Second, while pointing out Trump's inability to maintain a train of thought or go deep on anything, Harris should keep it simple. "Weird" worked, and there's other ways to say it. Like all that Trump/Vance are selling is darkness, what's wrong - they are simply unable to express hope and optimism.
September 6, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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Maybe I've lost my mind but my understanding of the reporting here is that the man bought his 14 year old an AR-style gun AFTER getting visited by the FBI because they were concerned the kid was a threat to the school????????
September 5, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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A true artist and a truly sweet man. RIP, MM.
June 29, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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She melt.
July 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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"The company whose planes are all falling apart in the sky has stranded two astronauts in space until next year" is a real thing that sounds entirely made up
August 11, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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The National Gallery in London is renovating its Sainsbury Wing and they’ve just found a secret letter from one of the original donors, sunk into a concrete column, saying that he hates the columns and is glad they’re being demolished.
10/10 unhinged rich man behaviour, no notes
August 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?

The economy of Europe's smallest and most Catholic nation is based in the gambling industry that ruins lives across the world.
What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?

"Accurate" translation is a phantom. Every time you are reading a translation, you are essentially hearing a cover song. It is always someone else's interpretation, and two translators will interpret it differently.
Court ordered therapy almost never works and usually makes the problem worse.

Can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them stop harming their kid/spouse, the kid/spouse won’t rebuild the lost affection, and mostly abusers just learn to be more efficient and cruel abusers.
September 6, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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You: *meticulously recreates trump's speech patterns from 8 years ago*

Gen A: wait, are you talking about that guy who says stuff like "moldy hamburgers and, believe the trees, the liberal press doesn't- I don't think it's the and then I told him, these judges they" Doesn't sound like him.
September 6, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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Review: "Reagan" is clearly not history, but it’s not really entertainment either. It’s barely a movie, and even to call it propaganda suggests a manipulative skillfulness it lacks.
‘Reagan’ Is the Movie Ronald Reagan Would Have Made About His Life - Racket
That’s not a compliment.
racketmn.com
September 6, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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This is what we're here for
August 30, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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The problem with continuing to contribute to X now that it is top-down an overtly GOP/far-right influence operation is that every bit of content hewing to an alternative agenda only serves to legitimate it’s claims of openness and neutrality. I really don’t see any way around this.
September 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Trump says: "I'm looking at a woman and I grab her and I start kissing her and making out with her. What are the chances of that happening? What are the chances"

Every news outlet should now show the Access Hollywood cause he uses almost that EXACT language to tell everyone that is what he does
After attacking E Jean Carroll during his bonkers Trump Tower rant, Trump brings up another woman who has accused him of sexual assault, describes the incident in detail, and says "she would not have been the chosen one."

(Watch the expressions on his lawyers' faces)
Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threads
After attacking E Jean Carroll during his bonkers Trump Tower rant, Trump brings up another woman who has accused him of sexual assault, describes the incident in detail, and says "she would not have....
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September 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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If you see this, quote post with a beach from your gallery
September 1, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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That sunny afternoon in 1985 when I took Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran to an Avenue B art gallery and other East Village adventures medium.com/new-york-voi...
Surf’s Up: Riding the Tide of East Village Gentrification in 1980s NYC
Despite its problems, the East Village has in recent years emerged as perhaps the most artistically avant-garde neighborhood in the city…
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September 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Exactly. Either they kill a lot of civilians, activists, Sid workers & journalists by accident (oops) or they are doing it on purpose.
September 6, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Robert Frost (1920)
September 5, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Go outside and have fun😜😜😜
September 5, 2024 at 6:49 PM