Ashles
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Ashles
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TBC
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Even after all the truly horrific and appalling things we know he's done, he still manages to find small, personal ways of being a piece of shit.
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna?"
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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the toddler is now obsessed with Goldfinger, which I have heard probably a dozen times in three days. it's so funny when Shirley Bassey just hollers HE LOVES GOOOOLLLLLD at the end, like she's shaking you by the shoulders going DO YOU GET IT
my youngest sometimes sings Moon River (badly) and I admitted to the kids that I don't know all the words and sometimes substitute the lyrics to Goldfinger so now I'm playing them Bond themes
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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trump is in favor of releasing epstein files like he's planning to release his tax records
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
They say there aren't equal opportunities for minorities in this country but that isn't true.
Any political party looking to roll out appalling/racist policies will fall over themselves to appoint someone from a minority to announce such policies in an attempt to shield themselves from criticism
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh I wish CoPilot would just FUCK OFF!
They've remade Clippy but somehow 1,000 times worse.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Can we have a meeting this afternoon?"
"Sorry, I'm busy for several hours hours. I've just asked my work laptop to shut down."
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Every time I hear a politician say that an issue is “dividing” this country they always then come down on the side of the right wing view of it. Just once I’d love to hear someone say “this issue is divisive, which is why I’m making the argument that kindness and compassion is important”
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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There were 93 homicides in London last year: population 9 million

In New York - population 8.5 million - there were
391.

London's homicide figure is 6 times lower than LA, 9 times lower than Miami, 17 times lower than Chicago.

And it's falling year on year despite the population increasing
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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85% of my Steam library waiting to be launched for the first time
July 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Real photos of sharks upside down 🦈👹😳
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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This woman harassed school shooting survivors and called them liars because they advocated for gun control. She revealed her character when she believed she could act with impunity. Until she denounced all of that and actively makes amends, she is no ally
MTG did to Fauci (and others) what she’s now decrying is being done to her.

This woman is 51 years old. She didn’t suddenly find her moral compass, she simply realized that she was no longer the loudest Karen in the GOP (Nancy Mace stole that crown) so she pivoted to keep herself in the spotlight.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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dystopian ass weather report
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Spoiler: The “one catch” is the annual Wicker Man, to which newcomers are cordially invited.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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See my NS piece for why the apology was a tactically sensible move whether he sues or not.

www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
The BBC is right not to pay damages to Trump
By apologising, the broadcaster has taken the sting out of Trump's excessive attack
www.newstatesman.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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“2026…” that’s some future sounding shit!
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM