Ashles
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Ashles
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Sky journalist at the World Economic Forum asking David Beckham if he has any comment about Brooklyn Beckham, instead of, as he should be, asking what the fuck he's doing at the World Economic Forum.
January 20, 2026 at 11:22 AM
BBC News - Greenland: Europe is ditching its softly-softly approach to Trump - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
January 20, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Europe today: "Oh yeah, that's right, appeasement never works. We remember now."
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 AM
It has become apparent that power doesn't just corrupt, it turns one into a fucking idiot.
And absolute power turns one into an absolute fucking idiot.
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails
“Leave Greenland alone!”

Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Starmer: "How about another tea with the Kingy-wing! We'll let you wear one of his ickle crowns and you can walk up and down and feel all special and then we'll buy you a MacDonalds!"
January 19, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Trump is making a huge mistake in threatening the UK.
We are an incredibly stubborn people, perdectly happy to destroy our own trading strength and partnerships without any help from the US.

You can't really threaten a country that's already so stupid it'll inflict Brexit upon itself.
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Trump fans are just weak people, unable to form an opinion unless Trump tells them what to think.
Supporting Trump isn't the sign of strength they pretend it is, but a sign of intellectual weakness/laziness, and being scared of just about everything in the world.
January 19, 2026 at 9:05 AM
At this stage the Ignorant Childish Moron Baby-President simply wants anything he's been told he can't have, solely because he's been told he can't have it.
He's truly pathetic, as is anyone in th GOP who still protects him, and any MAGA moron in a red hat who is too stupid to admit error.
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Keir Starmer to Donald Trump...
a woman with wet hair and the words " you can 't do that " below her
Alt: Buffy (well really Faith in Buffy's body) practising telling somebody off for doing something that's wrong.
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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It’s truly a special kind of unhinged psychotic who will come up with “You didn’t give me the Nobel Peace Prize so I’m going to start World War 3.”
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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We now have a full-blown European-American crisis, and for no reason that the president is able to articulate
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Morning.
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Reform have received so many unloved and now useless cast-offs which they're trying to convince us the value of and re-sell to us, we should change their name to Oxform.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM
What's most staggering is how funny all these fucking MPs believe they are.
They genuinely think they are actually hilarious and charming and beloved.
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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As Pratchett said:
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"Famous star shows his true colours on set"
... *turns out he's perfectly pleasant*
#IrritatingClickbaitHeadlines
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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New boss casually used the word "dramastically" in a meeting and no batted an eye. Tried it myself a few times, no reactions from anyone. Beginning to think they all believe it's actually a word, or it somehow became one without me knowing.
January 17, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Always loved those video games where you'd be in some advanced, powered, robotic armour with loads of hi-tech weapons... but using the suit's *torch* would drain your power really fast.
And by *loved* I mean *hated*.
January 16, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Lemon, it's January 16th
January 16, 2026 at 7:21 AM