A-Moo’s Bouche
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Love is a cattlefield 🐮🇨🇦
Canadian winter veg farmer
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Canadian winter veg farmer
Morning coffee muse to @natesmith.dev
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A-Moo’s Bouche
@asclepiasrosa.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Goose love letters:
‘honks and hisses xoxo’
‘honks and hisses xoxo’
just realized I‘ve been yanking my hair all year from reading the news headlines, so my brilliant marketing idea is to include a free supply of Rogaine with every NYT subscription
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
just realized I‘ve been yanking my hair all year from reading the news headlines, so my brilliant marketing idea is to include a free supply of Rogaine with every NYT subscription
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she was mysterious, like a damaged section of wall in a video game
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
she was mysterious, like a damaged section of wall in a video game
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Getting kinda late in the shopping season might have to test how serious she is about only wanting me for Christmas
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Getting kinda late in the shopping season might have to test how serious she is about only wanting me for Christmas
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I have a quantum dog, she is both fed and unfed at all times.
At least that's her opinion based on her observations of her bowl at any one moment in time.
At least that's her opinion based on her observations of her bowl at any one moment in time.
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I have a quantum dog, she is both fed and unfed at all times.
At least that's her opinion based on her observations of her bowl at any one moment in time.
At least that's her opinion based on her observations of her bowl at any one moment in time.
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If you hear screams of anguish it's me making sugar cookies
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If you hear screams of anguish it's me making sugar cookies
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Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
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im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
im honored to accept this Wawa Peace Prize
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I say “I don’t care” an awful lot for someone that cares an awful lot.
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I say “I don’t care” an awful lot for someone that cares an awful lot.
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who up growing they mindset
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
who up growing they mindset
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We can put a man on the moon but we can't have quiet leaf blowers?
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We can put a man on the moon but we can't have quiet leaf blowers?
I could have done pretty well in the Great Depression with an instapot. I mean yes you can get polio but the soup slams.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I could have done pretty well in the Great Depression with an instapot. I mean yes you can get polio but the soup slams.
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While I was walking on the beach this morning, spotted a sea lion out playing in the waves, diving, leaping and surfing.
Just a wet guy, living his best life
Just a wet guy, living his best life
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
While I was walking on the beach this morning, spotted a sea lion out playing in the waves, diving, leaping and surfing.
Just a wet guy, living his best life
Just a wet guy, living his best life
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ayyy girl what that growth mindset do
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ayyy girl what that growth mindset do
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*slaps a xmas bow on your forehead because you are a gift
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
*slaps a xmas bow on your forehead because you are a gift
it’s easier than ever before to be in HR - you can screen out job candidates just on whether they can get their audio or camera to work
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
it’s easier than ever before to be in HR - you can screen out job candidates just on whether they can get their audio or camera to work
we’re working on our first puzzle but then realized we have cats
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
we’re working on our first puzzle but then realized we have cats
the person who invented Velcro must’ve had a clingy cat like mine
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the person who invented Velcro must’ve had a clingy cat like mine
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[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
my chiropractor told me he once saw Alan Rickman in the Heathrow lounge and now we’re living through the Snape depression
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
my chiropractor told me he once saw Alan Rickman in the Heathrow lounge and now we’re living through the Snape depression
celebrating the American affordability hoax by watching a holiday cooking show about baking with whipped chickpea water
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
celebrating the American affordability hoax by watching a holiday cooking show about baking with whipped chickpea water
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a lot of American recipes from the 1930s have raisins bc of the grape depression
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
a lot of American recipes from the 1930s have raisins bc of the grape depression
trying to get my UK travel visa but I keep failing the pudding identity questions
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
trying to get my UK travel visa but I keep failing the pudding identity questions
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As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
As an adult I've had fewer yabadabadoo times than the Flintstones led me to believe would be the case
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I'm like the ghost of garage future
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm like the ghost of garage future
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i didn't know what "millennial grey" was and assumed it was referring to my facial hair
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
i didn't know what "millennial grey" was and assumed it was referring to my facial hair