Armath Early
@armathearly.bsky.social
Gardener, woodworker, backpacker. Ham radio and bushcraft. Proud Freemason.
Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
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Armath Early
@armathearly.bsky.social
· Dec 17
I never used Twitter cause it felt like I was talking to myself. No replies, no conversations.
Then I came here and met all sorts of interesting people. Learned things about them, made friends even!
Then this place got popular and I’m back to being a mouse squeak in a cacophony of bullshit.
Then I came here and met all sorts of interesting people. Learned things about them, made friends even!
Then this place got popular and I’m back to being a mouse squeak in a cacophony of bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Aight, I'm done with this week already. I'm gonna fake diarrhea for a week and go home.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Aight, I'm done with this week already. I'm gonna fake diarrhea for a week and go home.
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Legend has it that every twenty years or so the Chicago Bears field a good team. As with most superstitions I was dubious about it but I just looked at the standings for the first time this season and now I might be a believer.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Legend has it that every twenty years or so the Chicago Bears field a good team. As with most superstitions I was dubious about it but I just looked at the standings for the first time this season and now I might be a believer.
The couple at the other end of the bar who buy you a drink cause they “like your vibe”
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The couple at the other end of the bar who buy you a drink cause they “like your vibe”
I need to download Blades of Steel so I can play this when I score a goal.
youtube.com/watch?v=VYpZ...
youtube.com/watch?v=VYpZ...
Chelsea Dagger (8-Bit Version)
YouTube video by 8 Bit Universe - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I need to download Blades of Steel so I can play this when I score a goal.
youtube.com/watch?v=VYpZ...
youtube.com/watch?v=VYpZ...
“That ain’t gonna get clean,” I mutter to myself as I put something in the dishwasher, knowing full well I’ll get irritated when it doesn’t.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“That ain’t gonna get clean,” I mutter to myself as I put something in the dishwasher, knowing full well I’ll get irritated when it doesn’t.
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No nut November comes early when Cloudflare goes down again.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
No nut November comes early when Cloudflare goes down again.
The playlist at the office so far today:
Gojira
Cannibal Corpse
Gojira
Lamb of God
Cannibal Corpse
Slayer
Fugitive
Pantera
Sepultura
🤘🤘🤘
Gojira
Cannibal Corpse
Gojira
Lamb of God
Cannibal Corpse
Slayer
Fugitive
Pantera
Sepultura
🤘🤘🤘
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The playlist at the office so far today:
Gojira
Cannibal Corpse
Gojira
Lamb of God
Cannibal Corpse
Slayer
Fugitive
Pantera
Sepultura
🤘🤘🤘
Gojira
Cannibal Corpse
Gojira
Lamb of God
Cannibal Corpse
Slayer
Fugitive
Pantera
Sepultura
🤘🤘🤘
You’re telling me I just now learned that Randy Bachman wasn’t just in BTO but also The Guess Who?
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You’re telling me I just now learned that Randy Bachman wasn’t just in BTO but also The Guess Who?
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm in an "I hate everyone" mood today, so if you get caught in the crossfire I apologize. At a later time. Today you can just go fuck yourselves.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm in an "I hate everyone" mood today, so if you get caught in the crossfire I apologize. At a later time. Today you can just go fuck yourselves.
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Good work, Iowa City.
"The transit system is one of the greatest tools communities have to combat climate change and reduce emissions. “You can make a pretty immediate impact.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/c...
Iowa City Made Its Buses Free. Traffic Cleared, and So Did the Air.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Good work, Iowa City.
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millennials will pay massively for products which could potentially satisfy our longing for the warm embrace of death
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
millennials will pay massively for products which could potentially satisfy our longing for the warm embrace of death
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’
George Orwell, Animal Farm
George Orwell, Animal Farm
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’
George Orwell, Animal Farm
George Orwell, Animal Farm
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CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
To any of my followers on here who post fishing videos to YouTube: Please, I am begging you, if you're going to have a GoPro mounted to your kayak that films you from the front, make sure you're not wearing baggy shorts. Angle the camera *up*. I don't need to see your worm and bobbers.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
To any of my followers on here who post fishing videos to YouTube: Please, I am begging you, if you're going to have a GoPro mounted to your kayak that films you from the front, make sure you're not wearing baggy shorts. Angle the camera *up*. I don't need to see your worm and bobbers.
Wow, it's as if she's only famous for her back-story and possesses no real talent.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Wow, it's as if she's only famous for her back-story and possesses no real talent.
Writer friends, particularly Historians: What programs do you use to write and track your research with? I've looked into Scrivener and Aeon, but I'm not sold on either. (And I'm cheap.)
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Writer friends, particularly Historians: What programs do you use to write and track your research with? I've looked into Scrivener and Aeon, but I'm not sold on either. (And I'm cheap.)
Angus, Malcolm, and Phil
Oh you’re celebrating International Men’s Day? Name three guys then
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Angus, Malcolm, and Phil
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Feeses Pieces
Feeses Pieces
Change one letter, Ruin a candy
Mr. Pig
Mr. Pig
Change one letter, Ruin a candy
Liquomice
Liquomice
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Feeses Pieces
Feeses Pieces
Laney Wilson on the CMA’s tonight
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Laney Wilson on the CMA’s tonight
"[Mahr] also said he is 'tired of being twice as funny as people who were selling twice as many tickets as me.'"
Oh, Billy. Billy, Billy, Billy.
You were never that funny.
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Oh, Billy. Billy, Billy, Billy.
You were never that funny.
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Bill Maher claims he doesn’t do stand-up any more because he’s afraid of being shot
HBO host told Patton Oswalt why he quit touring on his podcast ‘Club Random’
www.the-independent.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"[Mahr] also said he is 'tired of being twice as funny as people who were selling twice as many tickets as me.'"
Oh, Billy. Billy, Billy, Billy.
You were never that funny.
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Oh, Billy. Billy, Billy, Billy.
You were never that funny.
www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
If you ever want to find out 23 different ways to cook potatoes, just google "Top 25 German side dishes."
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you ever want to find out 23 different ways to cook potatoes, just google "Top 25 German side dishes."