Armath Early
@armathearly.bsky.social
Gardener, woodworker, backpacker. Ham radio and bushcraft. Proud Freemason.
Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
Adult me: Why do I have a thing for redheads
Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Adult me: Why do I have a thing for redheads
Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
Laney Wilson on the CMA’s tonight
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Laney Wilson on the CMA’s tonight
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. "Oh no, we can't walk around bare-ass naked at the gym anymore!"
Friggin' go to a club for that shit. I don't need to see your schlong when I'm changing.
archive.ph/M4Sy3
Friggin' go to a club for that shit. I don't need to see your schlong when I'm changing.
archive.ph/M4Sy3
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. "Oh no, we can't walk around bare-ass naked at the gym anymore!"
Friggin' go to a club for that shit. I don't need to see your schlong when I'm changing.
archive.ph/M4Sy3
Friggin' go to a club for that shit. I don't need to see your schlong when I'm changing.
archive.ph/M4Sy3
Google: AI is the future
Meanwhile, over at the AI-powered Google News website...
Meanwhile, over at the AI-powered Google News website...
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Google: AI is the future
Meanwhile, over at the AI-powered Google News website...
Meanwhile, over at the AI-powered Google News website...
Everybody’s phone tonight. #aurora #NorthernLights
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Everybody’s phone tonight. #aurora #NorthernLights
Now, maybe it's just me, but if the residents of the "capitol of Capitalism" elect a socialist, that says more about Capitalism than anything else.
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Now, maybe it's just me, but if the residents of the "capitol of Capitalism" elect a socialist, that says more about Capitalism than anything else.
I have a heart condition. I didn’t need that stress. PHEW.
November 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have a heart condition. I didn’t need that stress. PHEW.
I've seen people sharing photos of Obama supposedly demolishing part of the WH to build a basketball court and I don't even care enough anymore to find out if they're real or not.
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've seen people sharing photos of Obama supposedly demolishing part of the WH to build a basketball court and I don't even care enough anymore to find out if they're real or not.
So.... they'll be fat, dumb, and horny?
October 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So.... they'll be fat, dumb, and horny?
Can the embodiment of enshitification avoid becoming itself enshitified? Let's find out.
October 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can the embodiment of enshitification avoid becoming itself enshitified? Let's find out.
Local newspaper editor:
Bloviates about how he's proud to have voted for Trump. "No other President has been able to foster negotiations between Israel and the Muslim world like Trump has."
Uh, sir...
Bloviates about how he's proud to have voted for Trump. "No other President has been able to foster negotiations between Israel and the Muslim world like Trump has."
Uh, sir...
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Local newspaper editor:
Bloviates about how he's proud to have voted for Trump. "No other President has been able to foster negotiations between Israel and the Muslim world like Trump has."
Uh, sir...
Bloviates about how he's proud to have voted for Trump. "No other President has been able to foster negotiations between Israel and the Muslim world like Trump has."
Uh, sir...
Does your little man appear to like cock? Turn him straight by taking a shower with him and having your hog right at eye level. That’ll fix him!
October 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Does your little man appear to like cock? Turn him straight by taking a shower with him and having your hog right at eye level. That’ll fix him!
I was on board with Milwaukee until that stupid flag stunt. Y’all can get swept now for all I care.
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I was on board with Milwaukee until that stupid flag stunt. Y’all can get swept now for all I care.
I thought about a long-winded, wordy diatribe about a holiday celebrating a guy who raped kids and beat people to death, but y'all wouldn't read it. Here's a photo to summarize my thoughts:
October 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I thought about a long-winded, wordy diatribe about a holiday celebrating a guy who raped kids and beat people to death, but y'all wouldn't read it. Here's a photo to summarize my thoughts:
Literally, it’s ratchet-strapped to a tree.
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Literally, it’s ratchet-strapped to a tree.
This has got to be one of the most ironically stupid takes I’ve seen in ages.
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This has got to be one of the most ironically stupid takes I’ve seen in ages.
I'm not sold on the success potential of a model train, ham radio, and antique book emporium with a sarcastic owner who insults the customers.
October 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm not sold on the success potential of a model train, ham radio, and antique book emporium with a sarcastic owner who insults the customers.
Wondered why I'm picking up new followers, so I looked up what lists I'm on. Found these three and LMAO am I ever rolling with laughter.
ROFL, as it were.
ROFL, as it were.
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wondered why I'm picking up new followers, so I looked up what lists I'm on. Found these three and LMAO am I ever rolling with laughter.
ROFL, as it were.
ROFL, as it were.
Did this dude part his hair with a bandsaw?
September 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Did this dude part his hair with a bandsaw?
The Missus found one of my favorite critters on the trash can tonight
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Missus found one of my favorite critters on the trash can tonight
