Armath Early
@armathearly.bsky.social
Gardener, woodworker, backpacker. Ham radio and bushcraft. Proud Freemason.
Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
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No nut November comes early when Cloudflare goes down again.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
No nut November comes early when Cloudflare goes down again.
“Your hibachi wand again deals +5 damage to clitosaurus. For the third straight time. Roll for initiative.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“Your hibachi wand again deals +5 damage to clitosaurus. For the third straight time. Roll for initiative.”
He'll lose more than he's gonna win, someday.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
He'll lose more than he's gonna win, someday.
Or "blaze it" when he sees 4:20 somewhere
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Or "blaze it" when he sees 4:20 somewhere
You can correctly infer I'm the only one in here this morning
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You can correctly infer I'm the only one in here this morning
“No Sugar Tonight” and “Let it Roll” are from the same guy. Completely befuddled.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“No Sugar Tonight” and “Let it Roll” are from the same guy. Completely befuddled.
Studies have not ruled out a correlation between cattle mutilations and crop circles
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Studies have not ruled out a correlation between cattle mutilations and crop circles
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shababadoo.
Keep up.
Keep up.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shababadoo.
Keep up.
Keep up.
Oh we all know what needs done.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and says dynamite .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and says dynamite .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Oh we all know what needs done.
Adult me: Why do I have a thing for redheads
Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Adult me: Why do I have a thing for redheads
Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
Goddamnit I'm not in the mood to hear something likable out of this shithead
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Goddamnit I'm not in the mood to hear something likable out of this shithead
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All of these guys preaching personal responsibility have backstories like “flunked out of college, then inherited extremely successful family business”
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
All of these guys preaching personal responsibility have backstories like “flunked out of college, then inherited extremely successful family business”
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millennials will pay massively for products which could potentially satisfy our longing for the warm embrace of death
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
millennials will pay massively for products which could potentially satisfy our longing for the warm embrace of death
High-test Zyns and fancy bourbon FTW.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
High-test Zyns and fancy bourbon FTW.