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Armath Early
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Gardener, woodworker, backpacker. Ham radio and bushcraft. Proud Freemason.

Historian of 19th Century American Religion and a smidge of 15th Century "German". MA in History, Luther Seminary.
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No nut November comes early when Cloudflare goes down again.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“Your hibachi wand again deals +5 damage to clitosaurus. For the third straight time. Roll for initiative.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
He'll lose more than he's gonna win, someday.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Or "blaze it" when he sees 4:20 somewhere
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
You can correctly infer I'm the only one in here this morning
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“No Sugar Tonight” and “Let it Roll” are from the same guy. Completely befuddled.
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Studies have not ruled out a correlation between cattle mutilations and crop circles
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shababadoo.

Keep up.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oh we all know what needs done.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and says dynamite .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman and says dynamite .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Buckcherry-Lit Up
YouTube video by 83Charger83
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Adult me: Why do I have a thing for redheads

Adolescent me: Stares at this album cover for hours on end
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Goddamnit I'm not in the mood to hear something likable out of this shithead
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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All of these guys preaching personal responsibility have backstories like “flunked out of college, then inherited extremely successful family business”
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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millennials will pay massively for products which could potentially satisfy our longing for the warm embrace of death
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
High-test Zyns and fancy bourbon FTW.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM