April
@aprilinkc.bsky.social
You knew me as Boobzillaz a lifetime ago 🕊️
Which holiday are you celebrating today?
April 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Which holiday are you celebrating today?
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*gets pulled over*
Cop: do you know why I followed you?
Me: bc you thought I was funny
Cop: what?
Me: what???
Cop: do you know why I followed you?
Me: bc you thought I was funny
Cop: what?
Me: what???
January 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
*gets pulled over*
Cop: do you know why I followed you?
Me: bc you thought I was funny
Cop: what?
Me: what???
Cop: do you know why I followed you?
Me: bc you thought I was funny
Cop: what?
Me: what???
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It’s not ghosting when I get back to you in a few years.
January 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It’s not ghosting when I get back to you in a few years.
2025 is the year that I stop living on other people’s deadlines. Not ready for a relationship? GREAT! Next! Can’t meet up tonight? Cool! I’m not available for the next 3 weeks. Living my life for me this year.
January 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
2025 is the year that I stop living on other people’s deadlines. Not ready for a relationship? GREAT! Next! Can’t meet up tonight? Cool! I’m not available for the next 3 weeks. Living my life for me this year.
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Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
Exclusive: Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta's social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a
techcrunch.com
January 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
My phone just autocorrected
“How is your day going?!”
To “How is your day king?!”
ON FACEBOOK DATING!
Literally my first conversation exchange with this dude.
Kill me now.
“How is your day going?!”
To “How is your day king?!”
ON FACEBOOK DATING!
Literally my first conversation exchange with this dude.
Kill me now.
January 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My phone just autocorrected
“How is your day going?!”
To “How is your day king?!”
ON FACEBOOK DATING!
Literally my first conversation exchange with this dude.
Kill me now.
“How is your day going?!”
To “How is your day king?!”
ON FACEBOOK DATING!
Literally my first conversation exchange with this dude.
Kill me now.
Don’t tell me how *I’m* feeling, just because you fancy yourself an empath
January 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Don’t tell me how *I’m* feeling, just because you fancy yourself an empath
Taking my dog to get neutered tomorrow and I’m concerned that he will bark in soprano moving forward.
December 27, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Taking my dog to get neutered tomorrow and I’m concerned that he will bark in soprano moving forward.
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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: I was in an Ikea
Me: I was in an Ikea
December 20, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: I was in an Ikea
Me: I was in an Ikea
My clothes don’t fit after Thanksgiving.
Bah Humbug
A Christmas Carol
By Charles Thickens
Bah Humbug
A Christmas Carol
By Charles Thickens
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
My clothes don’t fit after Thanksgiving.
Bah Humbug
A Christmas Carol
By Charles Thickens
Bah Humbug
A Christmas Carol
By Charles Thickens
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There should be an Out of Office Message for my face
December 19, 2024 at 6:49 PM
There should be an Out of Office Message for my face
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if middle age had a slogan it would be “i should probably pee first”
December 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
if middle age had a slogan it would be “i should probably pee first”
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*looks back seductively
walks into doorframe
walks into doorframe
October 21, 2023 at 4:46 PM
*looks back seductively
walks into doorframe
walks into doorframe
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Not to brag, but so far I have accomplished none of the things I wanted to get done today
December 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Not to brag, but so far I have accomplished none of the things I wanted to get done today
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I'm beginning to suspect that the world is not actually my oyster.
December 17, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I'm beginning to suspect that the world is not actually my oyster.
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"Are you going to take off those headphones so we can discuss this like mature adults, Harry? Or, are you just going to sit there like a petulant child?”
December 11, 2024 at 2:09 AM
"Are you going to take off those headphones so we can discuss this like mature adults, Harry? Or, are you just going to sit there like a petulant child?”
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When your employer says "family comes first" they don't mean your family.
December 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM
When your employer says "family comes first" they don't mean your family.
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Things I can’t do anymore:
• Party like a rockstar
• Stay up past my bedtime
• Eat Taco Bell after said bedtime
• Party like a rockstar
• Stay up past my bedtime
• Eat Taco Bell after said bedtime
December 11, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Things I can’t do anymore:
• Party like a rockstar
• Stay up past my bedtime
• Eat Taco Bell after said bedtime
• Party like a rockstar
• Stay up past my bedtime
• Eat Taco Bell after said bedtime
My dinner was so good I patted my own self on the ass and then did the dishes for me. 🤣
December 10, 2024 at 2:11 AM
My dinner was so good I patted my own self on the ass and then did the dishes for me. 🤣
I here for No Scale December.
I’ve got enough stress in my life.
I’ve got enough stress in my life.
December 6, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I here for No Scale December.
I’ve got enough stress in my life.
I’ve got enough stress in my life.