@apoplexia.bsky.social
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Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is:
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is:
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
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Since I'm home sick and X-Twitter may soon expect me to pay for access, I am going to recreate this here: 🎢 ⚛️
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
October 31, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Since I'm home sick and X-Twitter may soon expect me to pay for access, I am going to recreate this here: 🎢 ⚛️
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
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This path leads to chaos.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This path leads to chaos.
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Racing to carry a retching cat from the carpeted living room onto the laminate kitchen flooring for ease of vomit cleanup. Good evening to you...
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Racing to carry a retching cat from the carpeted living room onto the laminate kitchen flooring for ease of vomit cleanup. Good evening to you...
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"Since we’re sharing, my cat did successfully evade the vet, momentarily."
📸 GimmickyBulb.
📸 GimmickyBulb.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"Since we’re sharing, my cat did successfully evade the vet, momentarily."
📸 GimmickyBulb.
📸 GimmickyBulb.
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My favorite moment at my screening for Angel's Egg was at the start when a guy in my row went "Yellow subtitles fuck yeah!" 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My favorite moment at my screening for Angel's Egg was at the start when a guy in my row went "Yellow subtitles fuck yeah!" 😂
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During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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"I say I say I say, my dog's got no gnosis."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"
"I'm sorry, I misheard."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"
"I'm sorry, I misheard."
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"I say I say I say, my dog's got no gnosis."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"
"I'm sorry, I misheard."
"No nose? How does it smell?"
[*angrily*] "He lacks any and all immanent knowledge or transcendent insight, such as was sought by Clement of Alexandria, Marcion or Simon Magus. What has smell to do with it?"
"I'm sorry, I misheard."
Thank you Berlin public transport for warning me about something I really hadn't anticipated.
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Thank you Berlin public transport for warning me about something I really hadn't anticipated.
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
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i am never not thinking about this post
August 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i am never not thinking about this post
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
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I would write a piece for @mcsweeneys.net entitled "Amazon Studios to reboot 'Triumph of the Will'" but it means I would need to think about those two nightmares for more time than my brain can handle. Other writers feel free to go buck wild with that concept.
August 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I would write a piece for @mcsweeneys.net entitled "Amazon Studios to reboot 'Triumph of the Will'" but it means I would need to think about those two nightmares for more time than my brain can handle. Other writers feel free to go buck wild with that concept.
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when you're about to click something but then an ad loads and you click the ad instead?? humiliating. the down low, too slow of the internet age
July 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
when you're about to click something but then an ad loads and you click the ad instead?? humiliating. the down low, too slow of the internet age
Petition for Gatorade to officially rebrand their slogan to "It's Got What Plants Crave!"
July 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Petition for Gatorade to officially rebrand their slogan to "It's Got What Plants Crave!"
Petitioning now for DLC which adds the Stanley Parable narrator to the start of Death Stranding 2.
June 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Petitioning now for DLC which adds the Stanley Parable narrator to the start of Death Stranding 2.
I am very much enjoying watching the night of the dull knives play out.
June 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I am very much enjoying watching the night of the dull knives play out.
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Why are they called semantic arguments and not "ad homonyms" ?
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Why are they called semantic arguments and not "ad homonyms" ?
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The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--
June 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--
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Wish you were here to share my misery.
May 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Wish you were here to share my misery.
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.