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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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brandyjensen.bsky.social
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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rancidyogurt.bsky.social
WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
Square drawing that parodies the cover of the North American release of Jet Set Radio for Sega Dreamcast. Instead of the side banner that says 'Dreamcast', because the orange swirl it says 'DJ Crazy Times' which references the alias that comedian Kyle Gordon uses for his song 'Planet of the Bass'. Drawing has swapped out Beat for DJ Crazy Times, and Gum for Biljana Electronica. The background has been edited to show a giant outline of a globe, and instead of the teams logos, there is a hand doing a peace sign, a rocketship, cluster of stars and a ufo. It is rated 'P' for world peace. There is added text on the bottom in white that says 'Life it never die. Women are my favourite guy.'
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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kenjennings.bsky.social
I never understand when ads or spam or something begin with "Did someone say...???" No, no one said "discounted shipping." What a weird thing that would be to just say.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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ootthursday1.bsky.social
Super Thursday Galaxy!
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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marcfbr.bsky.social
Good.

We need to force more companies to use yellow subtitles.
sjounouchi.bsky.social ⭐ @sjounouchi.bsky.social · 1d
My favorite moment at my screening for Angel's Egg was at the start when a guy in my row went "Yellow subtitles fuck yeah!" 😂
Outside of a movie theater marked " Angel's Egg - Dolby Early Access, 7:00 PM"
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
sjounouchi.bsky.social
My favorite moment at my screening for Angel's Egg was at the start when a guy in my row went "Yellow subtitles fuck yeah!" 😂
Outside of a movie theater marked " Angel's Egg - Dolby Early Access, 7:00 PM"
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
cute tapir
painting of a tapir in a floral landscape
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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omoly.bsky.social
Chilean paleontologists named a fossil species of sawshark after pochita, meet pochitaserra patriciacanale.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
sjounouchi.bsky.social
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Josie and the Pussycats (2001 movie version)
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
no money for politicians
pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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cpsc.gov
Today.
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Screenshot from Zeta Gundam in which Quattro Bagina says, “Isn't there any way to send all politicians to outer space?”
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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lostcitymagic.bsky.social
On this day, Dr. Manhatten first reappears after his atomized destruction in a lab accident. Happy November 10th to all who observe.
Comic panel from the watchmen comic book series. A ghostly Dr Manhattan tries to reassemble himself in the military research base he was atomized in. A glowing circulatory system walks towards horrified workers in a kitchen. Caption reads "it's November 10th. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen..."
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this, made with the Zohran for mayor text generator
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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lyraxite.bsky.social
This is the future leftists want
A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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belllmonts.bsky.social
#frankenstein
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Godzilla with a little smile
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM