Aphox (Leo)
@aphox.bsky.social
29. former hockey player, current baseball player. I make a lot of bad jokes on the internet (this website is just worse twitter. so i'm gonna stay there.)
torturing my homunculus
January 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
torturing my homunculus
"they might ban tiktok, lets download this new app!"
no, i'm not, i'm done, i'm done with social media, i barely even use *this* place. lmao. LET IT DIE LET IT ALL DIE EEEEEEEEEEE
no, i'm not, i'm done, i'm done with social media, i barely even use *this* place. lmao. LET IT DIE LET IT ALL DIE EEEEEEEEEEE
January 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"they might ban tiktok, lets download this new app!"
no, i'm not, i'm done, i'm done with social media, i barely even use *this* place. lmao. LET IT DIE LET IT ALL DIE EEEEEEEEEEE
no, i'm not, i'm done, i'm done with social media, i barely even use *this* place. lmao. LET IT DIE LET IT ALL DIE EEEEEEEEEEE
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
accidentally slapped my cat in the head when I was stretching and waking up yesterday, he returned the favor today by jumping off the back of my bed onto my chest to wake me up
saw god for a few moments
saw god for a few moments
December 21, 2024 at 10:31 AM
accidentally slapped my cat in the head when I was stretching and waking up yesterday, he returned the favor today by jumping off the back of my bed onto my chest to wake me up
saw god for a few moments
saw god for a few moments
hello bluesky I remembered you existed here is a picture of my homunculus
December 5, 2024 at 7:05 PM
hello bluesky I remembered you existed here is a picture of my homunculus
first "all gender" bathroom experience at a concert today.
Bathroom 1. No urinals. Lots of very short women. Big mirror. "oh so this is the w- okay. yeah." pretty red walls.
Bathroom 2: urinals. no mirror. no. mirror. black walls.
i wanted to pee and also fix my hair and somehow i was in hell
Bathroom 1. No urinals. Lots of very short women. Big mirror. "oh so this is the w- okay. yeah." pretty red walls.
Bathroom 2: urinals. no mirror. no. mirror. black walls.
i wanted to pee and also fix my hair and somehow i was in hell
November 18, 2024 at 10:16 AM
first "all gender" bathroom experience at a concert today.
Bathroom 1. No urinals. Lots of very short women. Big mirror. "oh so this is the w- okay. yeah." pretty red walls.
Bathroom 2: urinals. no mirror. no. mirror. black walls.
i wanted to pee and also fix my hair and somehow i was in hell
Bathroom 1. No urinals. Lots of very short women. Big mirror. "oh so this is the w- okay. yeah." pretty red walls.
Bathroom 2: urinals. no mirror. no. mirror. black walls.
i wanted to pee and also fix my hair and somehow i was in hell
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
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November 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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the two greatest designs in the history of everything
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 AM
the two greatest designs in the history of everything
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I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩🌾🌾🐔
November 14, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩🌾🌾🐔
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
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November 14, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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help from the locals
November 12, 2024 at 10:37 PM
help from the locals
i'm feeling empowered enough here to say that I think the newer zelda games suck, BOTW/TOTK are both just so disappointing. I will forever want a *real* Majoras Mask remake
is this a safe place to confess that i still haven’t finished tears of the kingdom
November 13, 2024 at 10:46 AM
i'm feeling empowered enough here to say that I think the newer zelda games suck, BOTW/TOTK are both just so disappointing. I will forever want a *real* Majoras Mask remake
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In the time it takes to resolve any online argument you could complete a full run in a Metal Slug game instead. If the choice is a tedious conflict with a bad faith stranger you may eventually regret or a tight half hour with the most satisfying pixel run & gun games of all time, always bet on Slug.
November 12, 2024 at 2:56 PM
In the time it takes to resolve any online argument you could complete a full run in a Metal Slug game instead. If the choice is a tedious conflict with a bad faith stranger you may eventually regret or a tight half hour with the most satisfying pixel run & gun games of all time, always bet on Slug.
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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
new site, always gotta shoot your shot
hi @bsky.app
do you want to hold hands, maybe skip together. perhaps, dare i say, frolic?
if that's too whimsical for you, i understand. i'm willing to compromise
hi @bsky.app
do you want to hold hands, maybe skip together. perhaps, dare i say, frolic?
if that's too whimsical for you, i understand. i'm willing to compromise
November 13, 2024 at 8:42 AM
new site, always gotta shoot your shot
hi @bsky.app
do you want to hold hands, maybe skip together. perhaps, dare i say, frolic?
if that's too whimsical for you, i understand. i'm willing to compromise
hi @bsky.app
do you want to hold hands, maybe skip together. perhaps, dare i say, frolic?
if that's too whimsical for you, i understand. i'm willing to compromise
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I know this is a difficult time but no matter how bad things get please don't turn to self destructive behaviors like "gaming"
November 10, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I know this is a difficult time but no matter how bad things get please don't turn to self destructive behaviors like "gaming"
the internet is for cat pics. so here's my dumb little cat idiot napping as if he pays rent (he does not)
November 13, 2024 at 5:25 AM
the internet is for cat pics. so here's my dumb little cat idiot napping as if he pays rent (he does not)
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consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
November 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM
consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy