oh, and the sinks were fucking like horse troughs. and there were two faucets. but only the left one worked. and this girl was crying? and she apologized to me that the sink wasnt working, but like it wasn't her fault? and like i guess her boyfriend was a bitch? i'm pissing on the highway next time

then when i was using the urinal, a woman entered the bathroom, looked directly into my eyes and went "Hello" and just stood there looking at me in what i can only assume is abstract horror. I might not know her name, but what I do know is that we soul bonded tonight.

the tampon machine actually brings the entire photo together, i'll have you know