Great Ape
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pickin up your girl in the golf cart later
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We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
U.S. Boat Strike Kills 2 in Pacific, With One Survivor
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
oh interesting i wonder if any other bands did a quarter of a show tonight around the country
Turning Point USA’s streamed concert that was pitched as a conservative alternative to Bad Bunny’s main event paid tribute to Charlie Kirk, the group’s late founder. Kid Rock headlined the event.
An alternative halftime show pays tribute to Charlie Kirk.
Kid Rock was the headliner at the streamed concert pitched as a conservative alternative to Bad Bunny’s main event at the Super Bowl on Sunday night.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
oh interesting i wonder if any other bands did a quarter of a show tonight around the country
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The beautiful game
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The beautiful game
that kinda superbowl where you get hyped about a first down
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
that kinda superbowl where you get hyped about a first down
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Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
I could read 10k fake books "written" by fake writers or I could just read Austerlitz again why would I ever not take the second option
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I could read 10k fake books "written" by fake writers or I could just read Austerlitz again why would I ever not take the second option
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JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
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Consider all the drivers, hotel staff, and restaurant staff that these people have exposed while taking their annual victory lap around ending the right to an abortion
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Consider all the drivers, hotel staff, and restaurant staff that these people have exposed while taking their annual victory lap around ending the right to an abortion
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Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
i have no experience in journalism and i would be a better owner lol
Breaking — Will Lewis out at the Washington Post. He just sent this email to staff (shared with me by staffer):
February 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
i have no experience in journalism and i would be a better owner lol
i love my beautiful paperbacks
In terms of paper waste, maybe, but ebooks aren'tthe solution. Speaking as a librarian, ebooks are the bane of my fucking existence. I can buy 10 MMPB for the cost of 1 restricted access temporary license ebook. See:
bsky.app/profile/book...
bsky.app/profile/book...
Mass market paperbacks that were unsold within 90 or 120 days had their covers stripped (as proof of destruction) then were pulped. Up to 50% of the print run would be destroyed this way. Horribly wasteful: we're MUCH better off with ebooks as the cheap/disposable reading format of choice.
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i love my beautiful paperbacks
Bad Pedophile - The Onion
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Bad Pedophile - The Onion
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Tableau 2 by Piet Mondrian, 1922
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137659
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137659
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Tableau 2 by Piet Mondrian, 1922
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137659
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137659
how am I supposed to feel bad for people owning multiple properties in new york city when the vast majority of us can't afford to ever purchase here regardless of our career? are you kidding? born 2 inches from home plate and you are running towards third
February 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
how am I supposed to feel bad for people owning multiple properties in new york city when the vast majority of us can't afford to ever purchase here regardless of our career? are you kidding? born 2 inches from home plate and you are running towards third
then sell the property? you own property in NYC and you assumed the risk of purchasing property, unless you bought it in the past year you have a privileged interest rate and it is almost certainly worth significantly more than when purchased. sell it and get a real job
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
then sell the property? you own property in NYC and you assumed the risk of purchasing property, unless you bought it in the past year you have a privileged interest rate and it is almost certainly worth significantly more than when purchased. sell it and get a real job
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guess who the newest terrorist group is? that's right basically everyone who voted democrat ever in their life!
Schumer: "There should be no masks, except in the most unusual of circumstances -- you know, some guy was put up by a terrorist group or something"
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
guess who the newest terrorist group is? that's right basically everyone who voted democrat ever in their life!
truly is so annoying living in NYC where you go outside for stuff and having all these luxury buildings go up that try to sedate that part of your life at an insane upcharge (that overflows to the entire market). just live somewhere else if you aren't going to leave your building!
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
truly is so annoying living in NYC where you go outside for stuff and having all these luxury buildings go up that try to sedate that part of your life at an insane upcharge (that overflows to the entire market). just live somewhere else if you aren't going to leave your building!
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How can someone have all this and be unhappy
February 5, 2026 at 6:12 AM
How can someone have all this and be unhappy
In that penultimate moment before I start painting this new mini knowing I'm gonna fuck it up
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
In that penultimate moment before I start painting this new mini knowing I'm gonna fuck it up