Anxiety spice
@anxietyspice.bsky.social
Manic pixie nightmare bitch. Basket case. Arizona escapee now in the Chicago suburbs. Great Lakes super fan
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This is infuriating. For those who just want the donation link, it's here
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secure.everyaction.com/gLkKHzevhku4...
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is infuriating. For those who just want the donation link, it's here
secure.everyaction.com/gLkKHzevhku4...
secure.everyaction.com/gLkKHzevhku4...
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Big business opportunity just kinda hanging out and waiting for anybody willing to make "Etsy, but no AI allowed."
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Big business opportunity just kinda hanging out and waiting for anybody willing to make "Etsy, but no AI allowed."
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
theonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
Donald trump is now catering directly to my mothers tastes. Unfortunately, she’s been dead for five years so…
‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works after Donald Trump reportedly requested Paramount to make a new movie for the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Donald trump is now catering directly to my mothers tastes. Unfortunately, she’s been dead for five years so…
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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Just so you all know - the CPSC social media person is not on any bunker list. We're out here with you all in this thing together.
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just so you all know - the CPSC social media person is not on any bunker list. We're out here with you all in this thing together.
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senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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I want to see Bovino perp walked out of the courtroom to the Sufjan Stevens song
Ellis starting the day off by reading out Carl Sandburg's poem "Chicago" in its entirety.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I want to see Bovino perp walked out of the courtroom to the Sufjan Stevens song
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ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer
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OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
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Lol
I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Lol
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Sure you laugh now but how many people can say they lost two NYC mayoral elections in the same year?
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sure you laugh now but how many people can say they lost two NYC mayoral elections in the same year?
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"... i still wake up still smelling that mustard. my wife removes the ice pack from her cheek to ask if i'm ok."
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"... i still wake up still smelling that mustard. my wife removes the ice pack from her cheek to ask if i'm ok."
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Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
Sometimes I wear old clothes to go watch John waters do commentary on Serial Mom. 80s dress courtesy of eBay.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Sometimes I wear old clothes to go watch John waters do commentary on Serial Mom. 80s dress courtesy of eBay.
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Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book
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That smile says "people are going to be giving me, the Vicar of Christ, sports jerseys for the rest of my time on earth, and that is not a problem I thought I would have in my papacy."
This is a real: Pope Leo XIV was gifted a Buffalo Bills jersey.
The Diocese of Buffalo said Bishop Fisher met with the Pope on Monday to discuss the ongoing bankruptcy filing, among other issues.
Pope Leo was said to have "expressed his gratitude for this symbol of hometown pride." #billsmafia
The Diocese of Buffalo said Bishop Fisher met with the Pope on Monday to discuss the ongoing bankruptcy filing, among other issues.
Pope Leo was said to have "expressed his gratitude for this symbol of hometown pride." #billsmafia
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That smile says "people are going to be giving me, the Vicar of Christ, sports jerseys for the rest of my time on earth, and that is not a problem I thought I would have in my papacy."
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If you want to help us with legal expenses as we stand up to Trump, you can chip in at katforillinois.com/legal!
If you weren't before, you certainly on the national political stage now, Kat.
Is there a GoFundMe account started for you yet? A lot of us will contribute as much as we can.
Is there a GoFundMe account started for you yet? A lot of us will contribute as much as we can.
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you want to help us with legal expenses as we stand up to Trump, you can chip in at katforillinois.com/legal!
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"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
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A US president, furious about protests essentially clarifying everyone thinks he sucks and responding to it with AI videos of him in a crown flying a fighter jet dumping shit onto American citizens & Nancy Pelosi kneeling to him as a king? Fuck dog, not even satirical Cyberpunk scifi predicted this
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
A US president, furious about protests essentially clarifying everyone thinks he sucks and responding to it with AI videos of him in a crown flying a fighter jet dumping shit onto American citizens & Nancy Pelosi kneeling to him as a king? Fuck dog, not even satirical Cyberpunk scifi predicted this
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.