god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"

donald trump posted a pjoto of a united DRPK Korea on truth social

Yeah I'm really sorry Ric needs to see you in his office

Massive away win for the little fella.

“block swiftly and block often” what if i don’t want to. what if i like psychic damage upon myself

Goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky 🥺🥺 #Survivor

Jeff about this #survivor challenge: “Nobody can see anybody else. Nobody knows if you’re struggling.”

Also Jeff: “Sol really struggling!”

this is what peak performance looks like

looks like the cable news anchors are finally asking minor questions like “what does a mass deportation actually look like” and “are you going to deport citizen children?”

i’ll say this: i did a video on tiktok about the fact that federal limits on abortion would supersede all state protections and a lot of people refuse to believe it

the trump campaign was literally bought and paid for by the wealthiest people on the planet — openly! — and dim-witted pundits are going on about how voters are tired of "elitist democrats"

happy for my Mets pals. I hope my dodgers pals feel more miserable than ever.

he's like when a battlebot's weapon falls off and it spends the rest of the match just kinda having a nice little drive around the arena

I’ll go with my family and we’ll all gradually decide to get up and leave after like 45 minutes