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Moby Dick, or the Whale, is a 1851 novel by Herman Melville

http://turnagundam.party
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*tap*
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Showdown in Dallas

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@Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A pretty ideal way to spend an afternoon
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Kinda forgot that wicked 2 came out tonight and all these people aren’t here in the theatre for the Norwegian independent film
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Protestants do this shit for attention, Catholics do it for the love of the game
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Shoutout to this one background character in House of Dynamite that is wearing an Eagles shirt and Phillies spring training straw hat go birds
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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your whales must be seen before they can be killed
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Watching Dallas (1983) and I’m obsessed with the moon dogs
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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GO BIRDS I HOPE THEY BUILD THE WHOLE OFFENSE OUT OF DEFENSE TOO
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
To the chaos wizard youth
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"

bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Positives: Eagles win!

Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I get to shower for the first time in 4 days I’m fucking pumped do you have any idea how much sand and dust I have???????
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”
Chicago Auxiliary Bishop José María Garcia-Maldonado at ICE detention facility: “Being here is an act of holiness…soon we will seek access to the facility to bring the Eucharist to our brothers and sisters; if they say no again, we will keep praying.”
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Average anti-Bluesky op-ed: this app is solely an echo chamber for left-wing politics

Average Bluesky post: baseball has taken everything from me
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Tonight's Dodgers World Series victory is a reminder to America that the moment to save us from the nightmare we live in now passed a long time ago. There is no one coming to save us. There is no fork in the road to spare us from the destination. This is it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Rod I’m trying to give my bank account info to my new best friend Damir in Central Asia so I’m a little busy I promise to be a miserable bitch with you in a minute okay
I’m really loving this modern American society where consumers get fucked over by giant corporations left and right.
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM