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Your Ol Pal Lattner
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Moby Dick, or the Whale, is a 1851 novel by Herman Melville

http://turnagundam.party
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lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Kurt Cobain
It’s the first ENGAGEMENT TIME of 2026!!

Name a video game character
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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me (recording front facing video on my phone): the internet asked and we delivered! welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill

tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced

me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
January 17, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The Vibraphone is such a cool instrument. What if we put some weird rotating thing below a xylophone to give it weird vibrato effects?? Just an excellent concept for an instrument
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Kinda high cashier at the Walgreens liked my Steely Dan sweatpants, I’m taking that as a win
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Joe Biden was President for four years and in that time did nothing to address the Los Angeles Dodgers. The consequences of that decision are clear.
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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I don’t believe in Hell but I’m afraid that if you root for the Dodgers your soul will be too weighed down with greed to be a part of the World to Come and instead be devoured by an owl.
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I see everything is going well in the Diablo clan
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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the left is winning the massive light reflective chud sunglasses demographic in the national divorce
UAW worker at Ford factory on Trump flipping him off after he called Trump a "pedophile protector":

"Definitely no regrets whatsoever."
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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I love the loaded baked potato soup at CBS News. Made with real ale from a local brewery.
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Modern communication
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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in Philadelphia they don’t say “I love you”, they say “Go Birds”, which roughly translates to “if the Eagles don’t win today I am going to run headfirst into traffic on 95”, and I think that’s beautiful.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Go Birds 🦅
Fuck ICE
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Man I really underestimated how bad it’s gotta feel to get verbally abused through a bullhorn by someone with a Minnesota accent
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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JD Vance is making me racist against millennials, no matter our sins America does not deserve a vice president whose posts are all like “ummm I didn’t have white genocide on my bingo card y’all”
January 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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i disagree
I know it’s tempting to believe but just because the rise in the popularity of unapologetic openly fascist ideology & the rise in the popularity of pickle ball have suspiciously coincided, the two things are probably only loosely related at best
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to people not being murdered by the state
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT !
January 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Got all the music you could ever want cued up for the flight
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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don’t forget to vote
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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FYI: New Year resolutions don't begin until Monday Jan 5. You're allowed to maintain your bad habits for the rest of the weekend. I don't make the rules (actually, I did make this one, but my vow to stop making arbitrary rules doesn't kick in till Monday).
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM