alex chamberlain
@dolphhauldhagen.bsky.social
sabermetric has-been. he/him
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Headlines from Spring Training are dropping early this year
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Headlines from Spring Training are dropping early this year
my wife seems upset about kiké hernandez being handsome but specifically that he's not *always* handsome. i'm showing her pics of him being a doofus trying to explain to her it's by design
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
my wife seems upset about kiké hernandez being handsome but specifically that he's not *always* handsome. i'm showing her pics of him being a doofus trying to explain to her it's by design
can't always be sure if i used a word correctly (news flash: i did) but i CAN always be sure that the AI summary is going to be unhinged
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
can't always be sure if i used a word correctly (news flash: i did) but i CAN always be sure that the AI summary is going to be unhinged
where is your dog tonight? i hope he is a doberman
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
where is your dog tonight? i hope he is a doberman
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THE ARSENAL METRICS ARE LIVE ON LEADERBOARDS AND PLAYER PAGES!
plus, we've made some accompanying updates to StuffPro and PitchPro. Thread with details -->
plus, we've made some accompanying updates to StuffPro and PitchPro. Thread with details -->
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
THE ARSENAL METRICS ARE LIVE ON LEADERBOARDS AND PLAYER PAGES!
plus, we've made some accompanying updates to StuffPro and PitchPro. Thread with details -->
plus, we've made some accompanying updates to StuffPro and PitchPro. Thread with details -->
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Chris Bassitt on change in routines with the bullpen move: Can't have a rally beer anymore
October 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Chris Bassitt on change in routines with the bullpen move: Can't have a rally beer anymore
figured out why the dodgers lost yesterday
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
figured out why the dodgers lost yesterday
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I've updated my pitch visualizer! You can now query specific pitchers on the Pitcher Search page.
gabes135.github.io/pitch-search/
gabes135.github.io/pitch-search/
Pitcher Search
Computational physicist dipping his toes into sports analytics
gabes135.github.io
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I've updated my pitch visualizer! You can now query specific pitchers on the Pitcher Search page.
gabes135.github.io/pitch-search/
gabes135.github.io/pitch-search/
no one gives a shit except for maybe @timjacksonsays.bsky.social but i'm devastated i'll be missing this hometown show (my hometown, not TWY's). chain is the best, seriously unfathomably to me they're playing it again after all these years
October 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
no one gives a shit except for maybe @timjacksonsays.bsky.social but i'm devastated i'll be missing this hometown show (my hometown, not TWY's). chain is the best, seriously unfathomably to me they're playing it again after all these years
i read roth and wonder why i even bother writing anything about anything ever
I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us th...
defector.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i read roth and wonder why i even bother writing anything about anything ever
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how a sabermetrician sees the world
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
how a sabermetrician sees the world
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i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player
proud to say i was ahead of the curve on today's nonsense
October 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
proud to say i was ahead of the curve on today's nonsense
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Earlier today Andrés Muñoz told the media that when they leave their apartment, he and his wife leave the TV on so that Matilda (their cat) can watch the game.
October 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Earlier today Andrés Muñoz told the media that when they leave their apartment, he and his wife leave the TV on so that Matilda (their cat) can watch the game.
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I wrote about David Festa's Botox treatment for thoracic outlet syndrome and have provided even more insights in the comments:
What to Know About David Festa’s Botox Thoracic Outlet Syndrome Treatment
The Twins expect David Festa to have a normal offseason following a recent Botox injection to address thoracic outlet syndrome. How does that work, exactly?
twinsdaily.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I wrote about David Festa's Botox treatment for thoracic outlet syndrome and have provided even more insights in the comments:
the grim reaper implies the existence of the grim sower
September 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
the grim reaper implies the existence of the grim sower
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The Mets and Magic
Start of 2024 season through 6/11/2024: 38-37 (.430)
The next day, Grimace threw out the first pitch. Their record for the next calender year (including 6/12/2025): 106-66 (.638)
6/13/2025 onward: 38-55 (.403)
The power of Grimace lasts 1 year. No more, no less.
Start of 2024 season through 6/11/2024: 38-37 (.430)
The next day, Grimace threw out the first pitch. Their record for the next calender year (including 6/12/2025): 106-66 (.638)
6/13/2025 onward: 38-55 (.403)
The power of Grimace lasts 1 year. No more, no less.
September 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Mets and Magic
Start of 2024 season through 6/11/2024: 38-37 (.430)
The next day, Grimace threw out the first pitch. Their record for the next calender year (including 6/12/2025): 106-66 (.638)
6/13/2025 onward: 38-55 (.403)
The power of Grimace lasts 1 year. No more, no less.
Start of 2024 season through 6/11/2024: 38-37 (.430)
The next day, Grimace threw out the first pitch. Their record for the next calender year (including 6/12/2025): 106-66 (.638)
6/13/2025 onward: 38-55 (.403)
The power of Grimace lasts 1 year. No more, no less.
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shinfo but i played little league with dennis lamp's son. he was not very good and did not like playing
Dennis Lamp
Pitcher
Debut: 1977 - Retired: 1992
BOS - TOR - PIT - OAK - CHC - CHW
Pitcher
Debut: 1977 - Retired: 1992
BOS - TOR - PIT - OAK - CHC - CHW
Dennis Lamp at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Dennis Lamp
baseball-reference.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
shinfo but i played little league with dennis lamp's son. he was not very good and did not like playing
unpopular opinion but i still think aaron judge will win the AL home run crown
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
unpopular opinion but i still think aaron judge will win the AL home run crown
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i'd like you to take a look at my abs
September 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i'd like you to take a look at my abs
