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Gump Worsley
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pregameempire.bsky.social
This tournament spitting out Syracuse-Iowa State and Alabama-Maryland instead of Syracuse-Maryland and Iowa State-Alabama after what these teams did the last 2 days is so incredibly dumb
thatjoshkail.bsky.social Josh Kail @thatjoshkail.bsky.social · 1d
Another midnight tipoff. Fuck the Players Era sportswashing festival
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
andynel88.bsky.social
really trending to be my greatest post ever
andynel88.bsky.social Gump Worsley @andynel88.bsky.social · 26d
so like JJ sucks SUCKS SUCKS?!
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
andynel88.bsky.social
who could've seen it coming...

bsky.app/profile/alex...
andynel88.bsky.social Gump Worsley @andynel88.bsky.social · 26d
so like JJ sucks SUCKS SUCKS?!
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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wffleballhelmet.bsky.social
Where is your god now?
a red apple with a face on it and a slice taken out of it
ALT: a red apple with a face on it and a slice taken out of it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
andynel88.bsky.social
this is amazing - mainly for the location by the pitcher.
tangotiger.com Tangotiger @tangotiger.com · 7d
ABS Challenge
ABS Challenge
ABS Challenge
ABS Challenge
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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brianmfloyd.bsky.social
this is the best way to find out there’s coed adult cheerleading
wagerbetsports.bsky.social Wager Bet Sports @wagerbetsports.bsky.social · 8d
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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davidjorgonson.bsky.social
Trump attacks reporter: no solidarity from elite media
Nuzzi fucks Brainworm guy: total solidarity from elite media
beyerstein.bsky.social Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 9d
People's news judgement once again outshines that of the New York Times and the Washington Post, who don't have Piggygate on their front pages:
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
I was surprised i hadn't seen anyone isolate this yet, I think the actual disgusting thing here is that none of the other journalists there stick up for her or ask her question again or anything else. They act like it didn't even happen.
jordanuhl.com Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 9d
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
andynel88.bsky.social
heart of a champion.
minakimes.bsky.social Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 9d
An important question for the Bluesky generation: what’s the best Nelly song?
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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kath.gobirds.online
I am by no means a religious person but sitting in front of a grave and having the faith to feel the presence of a person who is no longer on this earth will be much better for your heart than hallucinating them on your phone
lukeoneil47.bsky.social Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12d
The latest iteration of this doomed cycle is... a product that shows us what it would be like if you could pull up an avatar of a dead loved one on your phone whenever you wanted to and "talk" with them. www.welcometohellworld.com/for-all-thei...
The latest iteration of this doomed cycle is a company called 2wai – very annoyingly pronounced "two way" – from Disney Channel alum Calum Worthy and friends. A new advertisement for their alleged product shows us what it would be like if you could pull up an avatar of a dead loved one on your phone whenever you wanted to and "talk" with them. Until they jack up the subscription cost too high and you get to experience grandma dying all over again you'd have to guess. Then one day we will all be responsible for crawling into the void ourselves to repeat the cycle. It's nothing more than another attempt by our tech-brained parasites to cope with the devastating realization that for all their wealth and power they too will someday die. I am likewise frightened daily by this proposition but I have decided to write maudlin poetry about the fact like a normal person. I'm not trying to make my mortality everyone else's problem. Check out an ad for the app here in a spot called "We've created the technology from Black Mirror's 'Be Right Back' an episode about why you shouldn't create the technology from Black Mirror's 'Be Right Back.'"
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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jessehawken.bsky.social
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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cooperlund.online
A smart sports show that is also interviewing someone who played drums on Gaucho? Just listening to this podcast will register you for the bar exam
pablo.show Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 13d
If you need an infusion of joy today:

We installed a drum kit in the PTFO studio.

And convinced the GOAT — Bernard “Pretty” Purdie, age 83 — to come play 🐐⤵️ youtu.be/vhdw6lWCb9Y?...
How Drummer Bernard Purdie Made the Soundtrack of Our Lives | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
andynel88.bsky.social
this really is my favorite jane bit. and she's not wrong!
janecoaston.bsky.social Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 13d
Randomly furious about George McClellan again.
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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pattymo.com
Tfw Merv
Poster for the Amazon Prime original movie movie MERV, with Zooey Deschanel, Charlie Cox and a nice dog (presumably Merv) Closeup of Charlie Cox’s face. He’s making a face like “Yup, that’s Merv alright”
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Game’s probably over, post good TikToks
September 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
andynel88.bsky.social
#AimsHi
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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ironspike.bsky.social
Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
chriso-wiki.bsky.social ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 18d
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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mattufford.bsky.social
Tom Cruise in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "that sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "a little bit is coming out the bottom"
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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nickbaumgardner.bsky.social
y'all boys better have blocked for ~400 yards rushing after this production
brianmfloyd.bsky.social Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 23d
enumclaw’s offensive line comes out in a hog trailer (not a horse trailer, never a horse trailer)
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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smollusk.bsky.social
"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
andynel88.bsky.social
FROM IOWA!!!
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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slangsonsports.bsky.social
Max Scherzer will be the 4th pitcher to start multiple World Series winner-take-all Game 7s, joining:

Bob Gibson (3)
Lew Burdette
Don Larsen
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
andynel88.bsky.social
so like JJ sucks SUCKS SUCKS?!
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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justinbaragona.bsky.social
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM