Andy
@andymckmck.bsky.social
Cats! Books! Bad jokes! 🏳️🌈 he/him. Chicago
OK but hear me out -- both of them, voice acting, in the inevitable Bloodborne remake that Ben has been lobbying for these past few generations
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
OK but hear me out -- both of them, voice acting, in the inevitable Bloodborne remake that Ben has been lobbying for these past few generations
What is the difference between Hyrox and Crossfit tho
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
What is the difference between Hyrox and Crossfit tho
Ok but why is there a razor in the public restroom!!!!????! Like — no no no no no no
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Ok but why is there a razor in the public restroom!!!!????! Like — no no no no no no
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I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses
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How am I supposed to get into Clair Obscur Expedition 33 if the first 32 games aren't even on Steam? Games preservation is dying.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How am I supposed to get into Clair Obscur Expedition 33 if the first 32 games aren't even on Steam? Games preservation is dying.
The baby said her own name for the first time tonight and it was so enunciated so clearly and intentionally
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The baby said her own name for the first time tonight and it was so enunciated so clearly and intentionally
I’m the kind of guy who will be fully reclined on the couch and convinced he can perform “Someone Else’s Story” better than Lea Michele thanks to my 25+ years of meditating on Elaine Paige’s London performance
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m the kind of guy who will be fully reclined on the couch and convinced he can perform “Someone Else’s Story” better than Lea Michele thanks to my 25+ years of meditating on Elaine Paige’s London performance
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This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
Gym boyfriends numbers 3, 6 and 7 hardly acknowledged my existence today but at least Leviathan is impressed
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gym boyfriends numbers 3, 6 and 7 hardly acknowledged my existence today but at least Leviathan is impressed
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
I’m not sure they needed to make the Creature as hot as they did in del Toro’s Frankenstein but I’m glad they did!
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m not sure they needed to make the Creature as hot as they did in del Toro’s Frankenstein but I’m glad they did!
“Orpheus doesn’t love the baby. The cat loves attention from anything. It doesn’t matter if it’s from a 1.5 year old or from” — @bubbasparky.bsky.social pauses and watches Orpheus rub against his Aperol spritz — “a wine glass.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Orpheus doesn’t love the baby. The cat loves attention from anything. It doesn’t matter if it’s from a 1.5 year old or from” — @bubbasparky.bsky.social pauses and watches Orpheus rub against his Aperol spritz — “a wine glass.”
You’ve heard of curtains matching the drapes but what about polos matching the elevator
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You’ve heard of curtains matching the drapes but what about polos matching the elevator
The gym bruh dudemanbruh / the dudemanbruh playlist (yes, still, 4 months later)
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The gym bruh dudemanbruh / the dudemanbruh playlist (yes, still, 4 months later)
You know that “trust fund baby cosplaying as poor in Brooklyn” joke? The ewqhivalent at the kitty 🐆 gym today is the boy in head to toe Vuori, plus a Bass Pro Shop branded hat
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
You know that “trust fund baby cosplaying as poor in Brooklyn” joke? The ewqhivalent at the kitty 🐆 gym today is the boy in head to toe Vuori, plus a Bass Pro Shop branded hat
Pro tip: always check the train seat for pools of mystery liquid
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pro tip: always check the train seat for pools of mystery liquid
Ok wait so obviously the entity in the exclamation “By Jove!” is Jupiter but which Scott is so great after all?!!! Dr Scott from Rocky Horror?! Key, Francis?!!!! Or was it originally “great [a]scot”?!?!?!?!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Ok wait so obviously the entity in the exclamation “By Jove!” is Jupiter but which Scott is so great after all?!!! Dr Scott from Rocky Horror?! Key, Francis?!!!! Or was it originally “great [a]scot”?!?!?!?!!
Good morning. What event of transformative, historic significance will happen again today?
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Good morning. What event of transformative, historic significance will happen again today?
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me describing the end of Annihilation (2018) [I have not seen it]
And mama it makes good on its promise…to annihilate 🍾💥🤯
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
me describing the end of Annihilation (2018) [I have not seen it]
Blah blah blah hate gay Halloween blah blah “What do you mean you’re just wearing the headpiece to the costume set you were wearing with your daughter but now you’re by yourself on the dancefloor”
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Blah blah blah hate gay Halloween blah blah “What do you mean you’re just wearing the headpiece to the costume set you were wearing with your daughter but now you’re by yourself on the dancefloor”
A coworker today didn’t understand my Rebecca Ferguson reference and so I found myself summarizing the entire setting of plot of Dune in less than 5 minutes and, honestly, I am so impressed with myself
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
A coworker today didn’t understand my Rebecca Ferguson reference and so I found myself summarizing the entire setting of plot of Dune in less than 5 minutes and, honestly, I am so impressed with myself
Wow going through the “popular with friends”tab is one stellar pop culture reference interpreted as a skin-tight and provocatively revealing Halloween costume after another. This is not a read. Great job everybody. Halloween 2025- A+ on the group project.
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wow going through the “popular with friends”tab is one stellar pop culture reference interpreted as a skin-tight and provocatively revealing Halloween costume after another. This is not a read. Great job everybody. Halloween 2025- A+ on the group project.