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I know part of this is “logie needs to watch less YouTube trash” but the speed of which YouTube is, noticeably, filling up with AI slop in every conceivable genre of video is somewhat unsettling
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
watching my dad play pokemon its like, why can't you just hit them. It's just a lil rat just kick it. If you start losing just throw hands they're not gonna expect that. If you pulled a switchblade tf is it going to do.
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
pokemon trainers:
So many specimens at the gym this morning my lord
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
me talking about our 5G vaccine lizardkin overlords:
Nothing crazy about looking at public information!
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
caving and changing gyms from the cheaper gym where I see one ex to the more expensive one where I see the other ex
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
clocked tf out of samus here if we're being honest
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
smartbells:
Starting to really fucking hate dumbbells
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
complaining that the Donkey Kong Bonanza developers used way too much bloom so you can’t see shit, not realizing it’s just the aura from a incoming migraine so intense you start vomiting
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Throwing "which Sonic characters are American" like a grenade into the party
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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One of the things I learned teaching search literacy is that search sucks because the world wide web doesn't exist anymore. The blogs that held it together with links are paywalled, big publishers paywall and don't link, the platforms users post to don't link. You're left with reddit and Wikipedia.
I need accounts like this to actually link to the story they’re citing. If I have the right link, this strikes me as an overstatement.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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They should invent happiness that isn’t a butterfly that escapes from my hands into moonlight every night I try to catch it
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
me describing the end of Annihilation (2018) [I have not seen it]
And mama it makes good on its promise…to annihilate 🍾💥🤯
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
🚨NYC MAYORAL ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

⚠️Woke 2 is now in full effect⚠️

Latinx is reinstated, now joined by Whitx, Blacx, and Asix.

Commissar ObamaGirl will now direct you to your mandated viewing of New Girl reruns. May the blood of tyrants water our pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I know one thing, this white boy will be squeezing “inshallah” into every conversation at Thanksgiving
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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"I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name" is a biblical-ass curse. that is CONTEMPT
one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Debra Messing’s Instagram story gonna look like this after Zohran wins ………………………………………………………………………………………
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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i miss being a fetus in that pussy soup
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is one of those inconvenient truths: it’s a lot easier for various well-paid strategists and pundits to advise “stop saying Latinx” (a non-issue) versus “substantively change the media environment and people’s online consumption habits”
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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me when i can't find my transgender friend at the rave
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 AM
throwback to 12 hours ago when I realized my frog costume was child size, once I put it on I couldn’t take it off and I started asphyxiating and my friends had to cut me out of it
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
im ngl im feeling pretty spooky
Clock strikes twelve
YouTube video by Sploingus
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM