Straw Hat Himbo
@himbiologist.bsky.social
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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Straw Hat Himbo
@himbiologist.bsky.social
· Dec 31
Seeing the growth over the last two years side by side is crazy…
0 Days > 1 week > 1 year > (almost) 2 years
0 Days > 1 week > 1 year > (almost) 2 years
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No great form of respect for me than a friend that can eat me down on equal footing.
Id like to say @himbiologist.bsky.social cooked ate and left 0 crumbs. 🤌🏼
Id like to say @himbiologist.bsky.social cooked ate and left 0 crumbs. 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 AM
No great form of respect for me than a friend that can eat me down on equal footing.
Id like to say @himbiologist.bsky.social cooked ate and left 0 crumbs. 🤌🏼
Id like to say @himbiologist.bsky.social cooked ate and left 0 crumbs. 🤌🏼
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Wk4 day3: legs
*insert witty funny caption here*
*insert witty funny caption here*
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Wk4 day3: legs
*insert witty funny caption here*
*insert witty funny caption here*
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The only silver lining to this administration being stacked with incompetent sycophants is that their lack of any ethics leads them to turn on each other constantly.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The only silver lining to this administration being stacked with incompetent sycophants is that their lack of any ethics leads them to turn on each other constantly.
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As Bimini Bom Boulash once said, "the nipples are the eyes of the face and you've got gorgeous nipples"
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
As Bimini Bom Boulash once said, "the nipples are the eyes of the face and you've got gorgeous nipples"
Mind you I’m not complaining I just think it’s funny ok
Having your nipples pierced is so funny bc why are these men in the locker room just STARING at them lmao
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Mind you I’m not complaining I just think it’s funny ok
Having your nipples pierced is so funny bc why are these men in the locker room just STARING at them lmao
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Having your nipples pierced is so funny bc why are these men in the locker room just STARING at them lmao
I need it to be valentines already. I need my bf to visit bc I need ** *** ****** within an inch of my life
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I need it to be valentines already. I need my bf to visit bc I need ** *** ****** within an inch of my life
I’ve developed a new bit in class when one of my classmates answers a question with a 5 minute justification I golf clap and say good answer like I’m on family feud
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I’ve developed a new bit in class when one of my classmates answers a question with a 5 minute justification I golf clap and say good answer like I’m on family feud
Completed leg day let’s go(?)
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Completed leg day let’s go(?)
Being ostracized should be the least of their worries
Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
January 28, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Being ostracized should be the least of their worries
I fear I hate leg days
January 28, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I fear I hate leg days
Hanging leg raises are a grip workout more than anything I swear
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Hanging leg raises are a grip workout more than anything I swear
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Wk4 Day2: Pull
And here's me fighting for my life on this last set of pull-ups
And here's me fighting for my life on this last set of pull-ups
January 28, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Wk4 Day2: Pull
And here's me fighting for my life on this last set of pull-ups
And here's me fighting for my life on this last set of pull-ups
January 28, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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I'm looking at the people running in my local congressional primary to see which candidate aligns best with progressive anti-fascist values.
I intend to be active this primary season.
I really encourage you to do the same.
I intend to be active this primary season.
I really encourage you to do the same.
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I'm looking at the people running in my local congressional primary to see which candidate aligns best with progressive anti-fascist values.
I intend to be active this primary season.
I really encourage you to do the same.
I intend to be active this primary season.
I really encourage you to do the same.
Average swolcialist
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Average swolcialist
Awake for the gym but at what cost
January 28, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Awake for the gym but at what cost
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
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titty tuesday anyone? 👶🏻🍼
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 AM
titty tuesday anyone? 👶🏻🍼
Boy did I get a lot of homework done tho
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Boy did I get a lot of homework done tho
Sleep is chasing me but I’m faster (I took my adhd meds late)
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Sleep is chasing me but I’m faster (I took my adhd meds late)
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Biceps thread!
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Biceps thread!
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Quote this with your best brief pic.
Hopefully these count!
Hopefully these count!
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Quote this with your best brief pic.
Hopefully these count!
Hopefully these count!
Arms going crazy here
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Arms going crazy here
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Over slept but god I needed that
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Over slept but god I needed that