Straw Hat Himbo
@himbiologist.bsky.social
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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Straw Hat Himbo
@himbiologist.bsky.social
· Dec 31
Seeing the growth over the last two years side by side is crazy…
0 Days > 1 week > 1 year > (almost) 2 years
0 Days > 1 week > 1 year > (almost) 2 years
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Still one of the funniest god damn stills of any film
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Still one of the funniest god damn stills of any film
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Simulated patient experience today and then 8 hours of studying yippee I love school
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Simulated patient experience today and then 8 hours of studying yippee I love school
It’s a meme 🥀 I’m no contact with the woman that gave birth to me 😶I also wish that everyone could have good relationships with their parents and appreciate you being supportive regardless 🩵
Idk whats going on here, but just a reminder that some moms are terrible people and need to be left. It seems like the op has a great relationship with their mom and I adore that for them. I wish all people could have great moms and amazing relationships with them.
Because what I don’t like, is if the business is true… that you left ur moms in the hood? Somebuddy go smoke that yute. You don’t leave ur moms nowhere. You got money and u left ur moms there? Yo ur sick to my stomach fam!! But if it’s not true? Shordies just talking shit
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It’s a meme 🥀 I’m no contact with the woman that gave birth to me 😶I also wish that everyone could have good relationships with their parents and appreciate you being supportive regardless 🩵
Because what I don’t like, is if the business is true… that you left ur moms in the hood? Somebuddy go smoke that yute. You don’t leave ur moms nowhere. You got money and u left ur moms there? Yo ur sick to my stomach fam!! But if it’s not true? Shordies just talking shit
January 30, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Because what I don’t like, is if the business is true… that you left ur moms in the hood? Somebuddy go smoke that yute. You don’t leave ur moms nowhere. You got money and u left ur moms there? Yo ur sick to my stomach fam!! But if it’s not true? Shordies just talking shit
Crash out imminent
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Crash out imminent
Take this fucking cold weather away from me PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Take this fucking cold weather away from me PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE
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this pic is brought to you by @shane.wlm.sn who saw my post and immediately facetimed me to bully me into going to the gym
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
this pic is brought to you by @shane.wlm.sn who saw my post and immediately facetimed me to bully me into going to the gym
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My BOY
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
My BOY
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Whatcha lookin at?
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Whatcha lookin at?
It’s only January lol I’m begging for warmth atp
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 PM
It’s only January lol I’m begging for warmth atp
I’ve been so inconsistent in the gym lately I hate it. I think it’s mainly the weather and that gets me. It’s hard to get up when it’s below freezing and totally dark out. Plus it’s a exam prep week so I’m mentally drained on top of everything so I just want some sleepy
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I’ve been so inconsistent in the gym lately I hate it. I think it’s mainly the weather and that gets me. It’s hard to get up when it’s below freezing and totally dark out. Plus it’s a exam prep week so I’m mentally drained on top of everything so I just want some sleepy
I’ve had nasal congestion for like two weeks I’m going insane
January 29, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I’ve had nasal congestion for like two weeks I’m going insane
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No great form of respect for me than a friend that can eat me down on equal footing.
Id like to say @himbiologist.bsky.social cooked ate and left 0 crumbs. 🤌🏼
Id like to say @himbiologist.bsky.social cooked ate and left 0 crumbs. 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 AM
No great form of respect for me than a friend that can eat me down on equal footing.
Id like to say @himbiologist.bsky.social cooked ate and left 0 crumbs. 🤌🏼
Id like to say @himbiologist.bsky.social cooked ate and left 0 crumbs. 🤌🏼
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Wk4 day3: legs
*insert witty funny caption here*
*insert witty funny caption here*
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Wk4 day3: legs
*insert witty funny caption here*
*insert witty funny caption here*
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The only silver lining to this administration being stacked with incompetent sycophants is that their lack of any ethics leads them to turn on each other constantly.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
The only silver lining to this administration being stacked with incompetent sycophants is that their lack of any ethics leads them to turn on each other constantly.
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As Bimini Bom Boulash once said, "the nipples are the eyes of the face and you've got gorgeous nipples"
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
As Bimini Bom Boulash once said, "the nipples are the eyes of the face and you've got gorgeous nipples"
Mind you I’m not complaining I just think it’s funny ok
Having your nipples pierced is so funny bc why are these men in the locker room just STARING at them lmao
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Mind you I’m not complaining I just think it’s funny ok
Having your nipples pierced is so funny bc why are these men in the locker room just STARING at them lmao
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Having your nipples pierced is so funny bc why are these men in the locker room just STARING at them lmao
I need it to be valentines already. I need my bf to visit bc I need ** *** ****** within an inch of my life
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I need it to be valentines already. I need my bf to visit bc I need ** *** ****** within an inch of my life
I’ve developed a new bit in class when one of my classmates answers a question with a 5 minute justification I golf clap and say good answer like I’m on family feud
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I’ve developed a new bit in class when one of my classmates answers a question with a 5 minute justification I golf clap and say good answer like I’m on family feud
Completed leg day let’s go(?)
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Completed leg day let’s go(?)