Andy
andymckmck.bsky.social
Andy
@andymckmck.bsky.social
Cats! Books! Bad jokes! 🏳️‍🌈 he/him. Chicago
Ok but why is there a razor in the public restroom!!!!????! Like — no no no no no no
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Gym boyfriends numbers 3, 6 and 7 hardly acknowledged my existence today but at least Leviathan is impressed
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You’ve heard of curtains matching the drapes but what about polos matching the elevator
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The gym bruh dudemanbruh / the dudemanbruh playlist (yes, still, 4 months later)
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Omg LOVE what he did for salt and for girls with umbrellas and can’t wait to see how he handles bread
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Listen, don't take my word for it
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I mean I truly don’t understand why there aren’t MORE people who want to be my husband with A++ dad joke material like this @bubbasparky.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“You know we, as gay people, we get to choose our family”
October 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Ok clearly I need to buy Hades 2 for the zaddy character cards. if nothing else… Halloween costume inspiration
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
For those playing along at home, why yes, it’s still on at the kitty 🐆
September 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Ok obviously I am a gay who watches YouTube musical clips like they are the Super Bowl but just look at the CHOICES this one ensemble member is giving. Everyone else is singing while she is having a full blown summoning ritual on stage, I mean, she is EVOKING the sunshine like some pagan goddess
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Just so you all know my commitment to this deeply unserious semiannual series of selfies in a deeply unserious bathroom, I literally waited in line tonight to get this pic
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
What if we crossed paths and 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻 silently acknowledged each other’s existence 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻
August 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
OK but do you really think Mulholland Drive is the second-best movie of the 21st century I am very open to your color commentary stillandy.substack.com/p/a-phantom-...
August 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Gideon the Ninth reporting for duty at the local ren faire
August 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I am so happy for and proud of whoever it was that convinced management at my gym that softcore muscle worship was what we need to see on gym TVs
August 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just in time for Market Days I, like Tyra, have invented a totally new haircut no one has ever attempted before
August 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Every day we fall further from god's grace.
August 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Poor Brett didn’t realize this skeet was about my haircut today and said “oh… you got the fuckboi cut again?” when I came home.
July 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We were the art at Queen x MCA. @jackmilligan.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
These gays are trying to murder me!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
“You look like a cute, fashionable, horny Boy Scout.” — @bubbasparky.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
:50-pound kettlebell swing-to-clean:
🎶 I’m done hiding 🎶
:deep squat deep squat deep squat:
🎶 now I’m shining 🎶
:tactical snatch:
🎶 like I’m born to be 🎶
:catch your breath and repeat:
July 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Girl I was going to tag you all but Bsky counts user names as characters. The ooky spooky secret: we are all the hot one

@zekeminus.bsky.social
@paulyochicago.bsky.social
@buzznohere.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m standing on a street corner waiting for a rideshare to my hot bro date This little shit kid walks by and says “the bear!” and I — who was literally just telling coworkers how much I hate when people call me “big guy” — immediately snarl. And then I realize I am standing next to a bus stop ad.
July 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM